My karma ran over your dogma.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
CAUTION : Driver Singing
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
Hang up and drive
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
It was only a lane change!
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
<----Passing Side / Suicide---->
Hang up and drive
I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?
