The Revenge of Mr. Ducky
Mercury Jane
Mr. Ducky was a very sad little duck. When he was a
little duckling he's parents were killed by some ugly
ass redneck hunter who ran them over with his vomit
green colored Mac truck. After Mr. Ducky graduated
from Ducky College, he married Miss Ducky and had two
lovely ducklings. Two years after the last Ducky
duckling was born there was a tragic accident. Ms.
Ducky and the two ducklings were flying along over the
swamp during hunting season. Sitting down in the swamp
at this time was our ugly ass redneck hunter with his
big black shiny gun sitting in his lap? At the sight
of Ms. Ducky and the ducklings the redneck picks up his
gun and he splattered Ms. Ducky and the ducklings.
Guts were flying everywhere. Mr. Ducky happened to be
swimming near by when he hear the shot from the redneck's
gun. He looked up just in time to see his wife and
ducklings plumaged to the surface of the water. Then
came the roaring laughter of the redneck.
"I killed three ducks with one shot. Damn am I good
shot."
Mr. Ducky was so infuriated by the redneck's comment
that he walked right over to the redneck and said, "How
dare you kill innocent animals like my wife and
children. They never did a thing to you and blow them
to bits."
The redneck was so shocked by a talking duck that all
he could say was "A talking duck. I'm going to be rich.
I can have him put on The Tonight Show or maybe I'll . . .
As the redneck babbled on about how he would prompted
Mr. Ducky, Mr. Ducky picked up the redneck's gun, and
tried to aim it for the redneck's head but was a bit to
short to aim that high so the gun end up pointing
between the redneck's legs. Mr. Ducky pulled back the
trigger back and the Redneck lost his man hood.
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