I want to be alone with my thought.
Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The
lesson is, never try.
Homer Simpson
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself
is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of
making other people feel good about themselves.
Homer Simpson
How is ED-U-CA-TION supposed make me feel smarter?
Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream?
Homer Simpson
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't
understand.
Homer Simpson
Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old
stuff out of my brain.
Homer Simpson
I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it'
was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what 'it'
seems weird and scary.
Abraham Simpson
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be
describing this to a psychiatrist?
Lisa Simpson
The man who envoys our family is the man who needs help.
Lisa Simpson
