!!!!!!If and when it asks you if you want to downwoad something fwom comet cuwsows, DO IT, othewwise you won't get the cuwsow suwpwise!Sowwy about the pop-up ad windows, angewfiwe decided eveyone has to have them now. :(
Dis page is pwetty much just stuff I've stowen fwom othew sites. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! If you can think of ow have anything to hewp it, sign the guestbook ow emaiw me. Dis is Wed. Sign it anyway, I'm wonewy.
Wastwy, hewe's whewe you can get some hewpfuw pwogwams. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Dewe's winzip, fow zip fiwes, and getwight, so you can pause and wesume downwoads. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Get these if you want, it doesn't weawwy mattew to me.
Winzip Getwight
Secondwy, a wittwe bit of a wawning. Weww, not so much of a wawning as something I'm tewwing you befowe you go any fuwthew. Okay? Okay. I've put way too much cwap on hewe, so it may take a minute ow 57 to woad aww the pictuwes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! At weast it does wif my pos, steam-powewed modem, so just be patient awwight! Dat's aww.
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eek!! oh it's just me
Weathew Fowecast fow Tomowwow: Dawk, fowwowed by scattewed wight in the eawwy mowning, cweawing up to fuww wight by noon, uh-hah-hah-hah. Anothew dawk fwont shouwd hit in the evening, wif toaw dawkness setting in tonight and pewsisting thwough untiw the next day. Dewe might be a moon up. High pwobabiwity of staws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Dewe wiww pwobabwy be some wind and cwouds, too. You nevew know.
Scawy pictuwes
Tony: I was in Itawy wif a fwiend and this woman comes up and thwows my fwiend a baby. Den when he caught it, hew othew kids wan up and took his wawwet wight out of his pocket. So wet that be a wesson to you. If you'we evew in Itawy and someone tosses you a baby, just swat it. Swat it to the gwound and say: "I DON'T DINK SO!"
Dw. Katz: Good fow you, Tony.
Tony: I'm just twying to take a bite out of cwime...
on othew pages
We used to go on vacations evewy yeaw. Five peopwe packed in a caw, windows wowwed up, pwetending we had aiw conditioning. My fathew wouwd say:
"Wouwd ya wook at that? How couwd peopwe be so inconsidewate? Dwowing away pewfectwy good wawn fuwnituwe."
"Daddy, I don't think they'we thwowing it out. Deiw dwinks awe stiww on the tabwe!"
"Dey'we thwowin' it out! Get out of the caw and get it! And get that bawbecue set whiwe you'we at it."
Watew on I got buwned:
"AHHH!"
"Put on the oven mitts befowe you gwab that thing! Dump out those hot coaws! Gimme that hot dog! GET WIF IT!"
I found the gwitch in the fowm that wouwdn't wet you send it. It seems that someone accidentawwy ewased the send button, uh-hah-hah-hah. It cewtainwy wasn't me, I wouwd nevew do anything that stupid. You pwobabwy thought it was a pwank, ow that I was stupid, but it's not and neithew am I.
De end.
