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Oone-a Sheeny Heppy Persun Leefes Here-a

Ich been Veeenerschnitzel!

!!!!!!Iff und vhee it esks yuoo iff yuoo vunt tu doonlued sumetheeng frum cumet coorsurs, DO IT, oozeerveese-a yuoo vun't get zee coorsur soorpreese-a!

Surry ebuoot zee pup-up ed veendoos, ungelffure-a deceeded ifeyune-a hes tu hefe-a zeem noo. :(

Thees pege-a is pretty mooch joost stooffff I'fe-a stulee frum oozeer seetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iff yuoo cun theenk ooff oor hefe-a unytheeng tu help it, seegn zee gooestbuuk oor imeeel me-a. Thees is Red. Bork bork bork! Seegn it unyvey, I'm lunely. Bork bork bork!

Lestly, here's vhere-a yuoo cun get sume-a helpffool prugrems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeere's veenzip, fur zeep feeles, und getreeght, su yuoo cun poose-a und resoome-a doonlueds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Get zeese-a iff yuoo vunt, it duesn't reelly metter tu me-a.

Veenzip Getreeght

Secundly, a leettle-a beet ooff a verneeng. Vell, nut su mooch ooff a verneeng es sumetheeng I'm telleeng yuoo beffure-a yuoo gu uny foorzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ookey? Ookey. Bork bork bork! I'fe-a poot vey tuu mooch crep oon here-a, su it mey teke-a a meenoote-a oor 57 tu lued ell zee peectoores. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Et leest it dues veet my pus, steem-pooered mudem, su joost be-a peteeent elreeght! Thet's ell.

Thees pege-a best feeooed veet:


Sume-a ooff zee heeghlights ooff my pege-a:
Jefa Gemes nutheeng
Zee Guud Stooffff

My eul instunt messenger neme-a is:

spezuoot123

Don't laugh!  I know it's a bad picture iek!! ooh it's joost me-a

Veezeer Furecest fur Tumurroo: Derk, fullooed by scettered leeght in zee ierly murneeng, cleereeng up tu fooll leeght by nuun. Bork bork bork! Unuzeer derk frunt shuoold heet in zee ifeneeng, veet tuel derkness setteeng in tuneeght und perseesting thruoogh unteel zee next dey. Bork bork bork! Zeere-a meeght be-a a muun up. Heegh prubebeelity ooff sters. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeere-a veell prubebly be-a sume-a veend und cluoods, tuu. Yuoo nefer knoo.

Scery peectooresClick on this!  Trust me.Scery peectoores

Vhee yuoo're-a a keed yuoo theenk yuoo're-a fezeer's soopermun, zeen yuoo groo up und reeleeze-a he's joost a regooler gooy vhu veers a cepe-a...

Yuoor Fefureete-a Jemes Bund

Vhu is yuoo fefureete-a jemes bund?

Seun Cunnery
Geurge-a Lezenby
Ruger Muure-a
Teemuthy Deltun
Peeerce-a Brusnun


Coorrent Resoolts

Tuny: I ves in Itely veet a freeend und thees vumun cumes up und throos my freeend a beby. Bork bork bork! Zeen vhee he-a cooght it, her oozeer keeds run up und tuuk hees vellet reeght oooot ooff hees pucket. Um de hur de hur de hur. Su let thet be-a a lessun tu yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iff yuoo're-a ifer in Itely und sumeune-a tusses yuoo a beby, joost svet it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Svet it tu zee gruoond und sey: "I DON'T THINK SO!"
Dr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ketz: Guud fur yuoo, Tuny. Bork bork bork!
Tuny: I'm joost tryeeng tu teke-a a beete-a oooot ooff creeme-a...


Here-a ere-a sume-a speeffffy leettle-a epplet gemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! (epperently yuoo hefe-a tu hefe-a a brooser thet cun du jefa tu see-a zeese-a)



FINELLY!! I'fe-a guttee thees jefa geme-a tu vurk oon my oovn pege-a. Injuy. Bork bork bork!

oon oozeer peges

My Fefureete-a Leenks

I remember oone-a teeme-a my fezeer ves veereeng punts, it moost hefe-a beee Thunksgeefing--

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Imeeel: hoonter9000@hutmeeel.cum

Ve-a used tu gu oon feceshuns ifery yeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Feefe-a peuple-a pecked in a cer, veendoos rulled up, pretendeeng ve-a hed eur cundeeshuning. My fezeer vuoold sey:
"Vuoold ya luuk et thet? Hoo cuoold peuple-a be-a su incunseederete-a? Throoeeng evey perffectly guud levn foorneetoore-a."
"Deddy, I dun't theenk zeey're-a throoeeng it oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeeur dreenks ere-a steell oon zee teble-a!"
"Zeey're-a throoeen' it oooot! Get oooot ooff zee cer und get it! Und get thet berbecooe-a set vheele-a yuoo're-a et it. Um de hur de hur de hur."
Leter oon I gut boorned:
"EHHH!"
"Poot oon zee oofee meetts beffure-a yuoo greb thet theeng! Doomp oooot thuse-a hut cuels! Geemme-a thet hut dug! GET VITH IT!"

I fuoond zee gleetch in zee furm thet vuooldn't let yuoo send it. Um de hur de hur de hur. It seems thet sumeune-a ecceedentelly iresed zee send boottun. Bork bork bork! It certeeenly vesn't me-a, I vuoold nefer du unytheeng thet stoopeed. Bork bork bork! Yuoo prubebly thuooght it ves a prunk, oor thet I ves stoopeed, boot it's nut und neeezeer em I.

Tell me-a stooffff!

Yuoor neme-a:

Yuoor imeeel eddress: (i.g.: beeteme-a@imnuttelleengyuoovhuiem.cum)

Yuoor sex: pleese-a peeck oonly oone-a.   Kermeet   Meess Peeggy   Noon yu' beednit!

Vhet du yuoo theenk ooff my seete-a?

Du yuoo hefe-a uny cumments, sooggesshuns, insoolts, deet threets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!..?

Vheech ooff zeese-a deed yuoo leeke-a?   Peectoores   Stureees und puems (iff yuoo deedn't see-a thees pert, mufe-a yuoor muoose-a pueenter oofer zeese-a vurds und cleeck zee boottun oon tup.   Leyuoot

Deed yuoo seegn zee gooestbuuk? Yes   Nu, becoose-a I em un pezeeteec luser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Ooff cuoorse-a yuoo deedn't, nu oone-a ifer dues. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhy dun't yuoo joost du it? It's nut herd! Joost gu up tu zee gooestbuuk vhee yuoo dune-a und seegn it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Nu?... Ookey, i deedn't vunt tu hefe-a tu du thees, boot yuoo'fe-a lefft me-a nu chueece-a... PLEESE!!!!!! I'll be-a yuoo're-a best freeend! I'll geefe-a yuoo a duller! Tvu dullers! PLEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!! Yeeh!!! Thunk yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

TP: Fulded oor   Vedded-up

Cun yuoo theenk ooff uny oozeer qooesshuns thet shuoold be-a oon here-a? Unytheeng et ell. Nu nut thet!

Speek yuoor poony leettle-a meend! I seeed runt! Du es I sey!

Zee ind. Bork bork bork!