This is a Really stupid chain letter that a friend forwarded to me just because it is so funny. Whoever wrote it must have been either 4 years old, a complete idiot, or on crack. I hope you don't laugh yourself to death.
>> > >> > >> >>>>>> >FOLLOW DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY....... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U DON'T, THE FOLLOWING WILL HAPPEN TO U >> >>>>>> .... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > (U WILL FIND OUT LATER ON)>> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW LISTEN......... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > You will probably think.... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > This chain letter, like most chain >> >>>>>> letters, is full of crap >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > and >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > does not work. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BUT GUESS WHAT... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > Y O U ' R E W R O N G >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> >> >>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > I KNOW....I KNOW U WILL PROBABLY JUST IGNORE >> >>>>>> THIS ... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BUT IF U DO .. THEN YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL >> >>>>>> VANISH IN 4-5 YEARS >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > READ ON TO LISTEN TO A TAIL OF THE LEGEND OF >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > "U THOUGHT U KNEW WHAT LOVE IS....." >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ONE EARLY MORNING, A WOMAN, WHO ALMOST EVERYONE >> >>>>>> KNEW AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > LOVED, WENT TO HER GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL >> >>>>>> ...... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE WOMEN, NAMED ISABELLA, WAS ABOUT TO >> >>>>>> BE MARRIED THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NEXT DAY. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > EVERY OTHER GUY WAS JEALOUS AND SHE >> >>>>>> LOVED THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ATTENTION..... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > HER GRANDMOTHER LEFT ISABELLA A CHEST WITH A LOT >> >>>>>> OF SO CALLED >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > "JUNK" IN IT. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SHE FOUND MANY CHAIN LETTERS, >> >>>>>> INCLUDING THIS ONE, AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THOUGHT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT >> >>>>>> ABOUT THEM: "BRIEFLY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ADOICANTUIOUSLLY MYTHS" .. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SO.... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WHAT DO U THINK HAPPENED..... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE GROOM CALLED THE WEDDING OFF ........ >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SHE THOUGHT "OH WELL I HAVE EVERY OTHER >> >>>>>> GUY...." >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WELL DID SHE?...... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NO EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET DESPISED >> >>>>>> HER.....SHE WATCHED >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WORLD AROUND HER CRIPPLE..... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND HER FAMILY DIE :-( >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW WHAT SHE READ ON THE CHAIN LETTER WAS >> >>>>>> THIS: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW YOU ARE SEEKED TO PASS THIS ON. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IT HAS BEEN PASSED ON 4 EVER, >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND A PERSON WHO DOES NOT PASS IT ON >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SHALL HAVE A LOVE LIFE OF COMPLETE >> >>>>>> DEVER. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOT ONLY NO A LOVE LIFE BUT SICKNESS >> >>>>>> AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ILLNESS IN THE FAMILY. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > FOR YOU SHOULD THINK OF OTHERS FIRST... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BEFORE IT IS TO LATE!!!!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW U GO TO FORWARD AT THE EDGE OF YOUR SCREEN >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND MAIL IT TO.... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 0 PEOPLE ...AND WELL HERE LOOK AT THIS: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U DO NOT PASS THIS ON AND TAKE IT AS ANOTHER >> >>>>>> STUPID CHAIN LETTER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THAN THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > FOLLOWING COULD HAPPEN... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 1. THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL BREAK UP WITH >> >>>>>> U 4 NO REASON >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 2. A SPECIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WILL START >> >>>>>> SEEING SOMEONE ELSE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND LEAVE U BE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 3. YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL BREAK APART AND NOT BE >> >>>>>> PUT TOGETHER IN >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AS MANY YEARS AS U R OLD >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 4. THE PERSON U R EITHER TOGETHER WITH OR >> >>>>>> ABOUT TO GET TOGET >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TOGETHER WITH WITH FALL APART AND >> >>>>>> CONSIDERABALLY NOT >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > HAPPEN EVER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BUT DON'T WORRY THERE IS MORE.... >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 5. YOUR LIFE WILL SHATTER BEFORE YOUR EYES >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 6. U WILL WATCH THE PEOPLE AROUND U DIE RIGHT >> >>>>>> BEFORE YOUR EYES >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > 7. A HORRIBLE STORM WILL COME AND KNOCK DOWN >> >>>>>> YOUR HOUSE AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY INCLUDING U. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > *OH MY MY MY* >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF I WERE U I WOULD DO IT BECAUSE U DON'T KNOW >> >>>>>> WHAT COULD HAPPEN >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WHICH ONE OF THESE IF NOT ALL OF THEM >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BUT DO NOT WORRY IF U DO DO IT THEIR IS A GOOD >> >>>>>> SIDE IF U DO SEND IT: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 5 PEOPLE: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > U WILL GET A KISS ON THE HAND FROM YOUR DADDY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > *OOOH >> >>>>>> HOW NICE* >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE, U WILL STAY >> >>>>>> TOGETHER BUT HE/SHE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WILL LOOK ACROSS THE MALL AT OTHER PEOPLE >> >>>>>> *HMMM* >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > FAMILY MEMBERS WILL STAY THE SAME >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > *LET ME THINK* >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 10 PEOPLE: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > U WILL GET A HUG FROM A CUTE PERSON ( OOOHHHHH >> >>>>>> HOW SPECIAL) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE, HE/SHE WILL NOT >> >>>>>> LOOK AT OTHER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > PEOPLE ONLY U (SWEET AIN'T IT) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U HAVE 2-3 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY SICK THEY >> >>>>>> WILL SHOW >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IMPROVEMENT (JUST A TAD) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 15 PEOPLE: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > YOUR CRUSH WILL FIGURE OUT U R ALIVE (GETTING >> >>>>>> BETTER...) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN HE / SHE WILL >> >>>>>> SAY I LOVE AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > MEAN IT (DEFINITELY) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PEOPLE THAT R SICK IN YOUR FAMILY WILL SHOW >> >>>>>> EVEN BIGGER SIGNS >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > OF IMPROVEMENT (THAT IS FABOLO) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 20 PEOPLE: >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > YOUR CRUSH WILL GIVE U A KISS ON THE CHEEK ( >> >>>>>> HOW CUTE) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE U WILL HAVE A NIGHT >> >>>>>> OF ROMANCE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ALONE/.....AND HE/SHE WILL DEF. DIG U (THAT >> >>>>>> WILL BE CUTE AS A >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > PEACH) >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PEOPLE SICK WILL OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BUT >> >>>>>> STILL NOT BETTER NOT >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > EVEN CLOSE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 25 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL BREAK UP WITH >> >>>>>> WHOEVER AND NOTICE U R >> >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SINGLE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > (BUT NOT GO OUT WITH YET!!!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN THAT PERSON >> >>>>>> AND U WILL SAY THEY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NEVER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WANT TO LEAVE YOUR ARMS AND MEAN IT >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PERSON SICK WILL BE GETTING BETTER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 30 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL GO OUT WITH U >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN U WILL >> >>>>>> NEVER SEPARATE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PEOPLE WHO R SICK WILL BE AN THE RAOD TO >> >>>>>> RECOVERY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 35 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL FRENCH AND >> >>>>>> MAKE OUT WITH U THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > MOMENT U >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SAY YES >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IF U ARE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE U WOULD HAVE >> >>>>>> ALREADY BEEN PASSED >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THAT AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > DO SOMEMORE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THESICK PEOPLE WILL HAVE GOOD NEWS FROM THE >> >>>>>> DOCTER AND WILL HAVE TO >> >>>>>> > > >>>>>> >> > >>>>>> > GO TO >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > HOSPITAL TO TALK WITH HIM >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > TO 40 PEOPLE: HE WON'T EVER WANT TO STOP >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ( NOW WE R TALKING)!!!!!!! AND HE WILL SAY I >> >>>>>> LOVE U AND MEAN >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IT!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PER U R GOING OUT WITH WILL ASK U TO GO >> >>>>>> STEDY AND WILL GIVE HIS >> >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NECKLACE TO WEAR SO THAT U KNOW HE WILL ALWAYS >> >>>>>> LOVE U NO MATTER WHAT!!!! >> >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THE PEOPLE WHO WERE SICK WILL GO TO THE >> >>>>>> HOSPITAL TO TALK TO THE DR. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > HE WILL SAY THE CANCER OR THE AIDS OR THE HIV IR >> >>>>>> THE LUCEAMIA OR THE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WHAT EVER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WAS WRONG ESCAPED FROM YOUR BODY MIRACULUSSLY AND >> >>>>>> IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > !!!!A >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > MIRACLE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SO THERE U HAVE IT !!!!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW IF I WERE U I WOULD DEFINATTLY DO THIS I AM >> >>>>>> SURE THAT THE PEOPLE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WHO >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > THOUGHT THIS IS JUST A PESTY LITTLE CHAIN LETTER >> >>>>>> IS REGRETTING IT RIGHT >> >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW MY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > FRIEND GOT ONE LIKE THIS AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS >> >>>>>> NOT WHAT IT REALLY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IS(REAL >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ).....AND SAVED IT BUT DID NOT SEND IT HER STEADY >> >>>>>> BOYFRIEND BROKE UP >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WITH HER >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AFTER 4 YEARS OF ROMANCE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SO WHAT DID SHE DO WENT BACK ON AMERICA ONLINE >> >>>>>> AND WENT TO HER SAVED >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > MAIL AND >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SENT IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS SHE COULD IN 10 >> >>>>>> MINUTES IT DID NOT WORK AS >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ACCURRATLLY BUT IT WORKED AND NOW SHE HAS BEEN >> >>>>>> GOING OUT WITH HIM. 2 >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WEEKS AGO >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WAS THEIR 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW DO U THINK THAT WAS A WEIRD COINCIDENCE OR >> >>>>>> WHAT? I DOUBT IT!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS LIKE >> >>>>>> ALL THE REST>> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > ISN'T >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > IT BETTER TO DO IT ANYWAY JUST IN CASE IS IT >> >>>>>> REALLY WORTH ALL THAT >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > PAIN???? >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > I DID DO IT AND A BOY CALLED ME UP RIGHT AWAY >> >>>>>> AND ASKED ME TO >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > GO OUT WITH HIM >>>>> >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > I AM IN LOVE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > SO WHAT DO WANT TO FALL IN LOVE OR FALL OUT >> >>>>>> OF IT >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > GET DUMPED OR GET PUMPED >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > HAVE YOUR LOVE ONES DIE OR THEIR ILLNESSES >> >>>>>> DIE?? >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > U PICK >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > WELL THINK OF IT EASYILY >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > DO U WANT BAD LUCK OR GOOD LUCK !!!!! >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > U CHOOSE >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > BY THE WAY GOOD LUCK >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > AND 4 THOSE DISBELIEVERS >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>> > W A T C H O U T !!!!!!!!!!! >> >>>