I'm up here in the cabinets...
Bangin' on the pots and pans
Swingin' from a rubber band
Maybe I can make a plan
Maybe I can steal a van....
Oh.. I see...
He's up there in the cabinets
Bangin' on some pots and pans
Swingin' from a rubber band
Maybe he can make a plan
Maybe he can steal a van....
Ok, come down... this is stupid...
I'm up here in the cabinets
Bangin' on the pots and pans
Swingin' from a rubber band
Maybe I can make some plan
Maybe I can steal a van!
Carrots
Carrots are my favorite vegetable
So I went to the farm, just to propose to one!
Chorus:
He's in LOVE! with a GIRL!
He's in love with someone reeeaall!
She's a CARROT, CARROT!
She's a CARROT, CARROT, yeaaahhh!
Rabbits can't compete with my passion
Love is in fashion, for me and my carrot.
Chorus:
He's in LOVE! with a GIRL!
He's in love with someone reeeaall!
She's a CARROT, CARROT!
She's a CARROT, CARROT, yeaaahhh!
Cindy's the Hostess
Sifl & Olly:
Well it's okay, cuz Cindy's a hostess.
And it's okay, cuz she's the mostest.
And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess.
She's A-Okay, and she's the mostest.
Stealth:
Blackest wrath... The earth shall crumble...
Mountains of your skulls shall tumble.
Death, decay, destroy forever..
Nightmares... scratching... dreams i'll sever...
Sifl & Olly:
And it's okay, cuz Cindy's a hostess.
And it's okay, cuz she's the mostest.
And it's okay, cuz Cindy's a hostess.
She's A-Okay, and she's the mostest.
Stealth:
Smoke and fire burn the darkness.
The sickle's swinging; fear it's sharpness...
Terror sweeps like bats through Hades.
Your heart is ticking. Death is waiting!
Sifl & Olly: And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess...
Stealth: She's DOA!
Sifl & Olly: She's the mostest, and it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess...
Stealth: She's DOA!
Sifl & Olly: She's the mostest...
Stealth:
Writhe and writher, snakes shall slither,
through your body as you shiver...
Cold and helpless on my dagger...
Olly: Mythology and Jerry Springer.....
Claire Danes
I'm alright now
All my friends are dressed so lame
I'm alright now
"My So Called Life" is on all day
Chorus:
Claire Da-a-anes
Claire Da-a-anes
Claire Da-a-anes
Claire Danes!
I'm lucky and lonely
Claustrophobic in my brain
The money you owe me
All my friends are just so lame
Chorus:
Claire Da-a-anes
Claire Da-a-anes
It's insa-a-ane
Insane!
Country Boy Song
Sifl:
Gonna make her think she's a lady
Gonna show her some guys name Gravy
Gonna make her stew
Gonna make her..
Gonna make her give me money
Olly:
HEY!!!
She got a walkwalkwalkadoodle-walk, HEY!
She got a hookyhookylooka-look-a-lot-like-ME!
She gonna movin' to the
Movin-to-the-city-cuz-I-can't-get-it-in-the-country
Gonna MOVE!
HEY! Da-do-de-do-d'duh
I wannawannawanna funny little funny little THING
like an aprilwine tapplecannonblock!
Crescent Fresh
Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
He's CRESCENT FRESH!!!
Dalores (Your Turtle is Dead)
I'm sorry, Dalores,
your turtle is dead
You don't have to go to school
So just stay in bed.
We knew that you loved him
It's easy to tell
We want to make a belt buckle
Out of his shell
Chorus:
All the days you spent together
all the dreams you dreamt together
eating worms through stormy weather
like two birds of a feather
So tell us the answer
A yes or a no
Can we use him as a belt buckle
Or should we just go?
He's useless to you now
So give us the stiff
We'll let you wear him now and then
He'll never be missed.
Chorus:
All his little life and splendor
Stretched and varnished on our leather
Perhaps a ring or broach is better
Because your turtle could not be deader
I'm sorry, Dalores,
Your turtle is spent
But we've got proof and evidence
That we're innocent
AMEN! AMEN!
Dude's House
I guess this means we won't be partyin' at Dude's house
We were really gone
Parkin' on his lawn
We thought his parents wouldn't be back home til dawn!
I guess this means we won't be hangin' at Dude's house
Soon the cops were there
We were throwin' chairs
Some dudes got caught cuz they fell down the stairs!
I guess this means we won't be freakin' at Dude's house
Oh we had a blast
But it didn't last
At least I got the Sheriff to sign my cast!
I guess this means we won't be jammin' at Dude's house
The party got busted
Before his folks came back in town
And I guess this means we won't be rockin' at Dude's house
Every time we try to have fun...
THE MAN ALWAYS BRINGS ME DOWN!!!
Fake Blood
Fake blood,
You scare me like the real thing
And if you were the real thing
You'd scare me more.
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing, YEAH
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing, yeah..
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing
FAKE BLOOD!
YOU ROCK ME LIKE THE REAL THING
AND IF YOU WERE THE REAL THING
YOU 'D SCARE ME MORE
SO POUR IT ON,
LIKE IT'S THE REAL THING
FAKE BLOOD
YOU ROCK ME LIKE THE REAL THING!
Gravy for Baby
You're on the number-one A-list, baby,
You've got the looks and moves and everything it takes
You're my number one lady for gravy
You're my number one... my number one lady for gravy
You're not my number two,
You're not my number three lady for baby, gravy!
You're not my number two,
You're not my number three,
You're my number one baby,
Baby for gravy!
You're my numberforanumber
You're not my numberforanumber
You're not my..
You're my baby, GRAVY!
(Olly starts laughing)
You're my number ONE
You're my number ONE
baby GRAVY
(2 times)
You're my number ONE
You're my number ONE
GRAVY
You're not my number two
You're not my number two
You're not my number eight
GRAVY!
You're not my number eight!
You're my number ONE!
You're my number ONE!
You're my number ONE!
GRAVY!
GRAVY!
You're my number one...
[both break down laughing as the music fades]
Haunted Spaceship
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
An alien's delight, a spacecraft fueled on fright!
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
A discoteque of fear, for infinite light years!
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go on a Haunted Spaceship, yeah, yeah, yeah
????... Scare the hell out of you
Do not fear the universe
The ghosts of the alien dead will beckon you into the future
Put on your space suit and dance
Dance into the future,
And beyond....
I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)
I got laser eyes!
And I know what you're thinking!
It comes as no surprise!
Christmas lights are blinking!
And I'm so curious,
and I'm so curious,
and I'm so curious, and I GOT LASER EYES!
HEY!
And I'm so curious,
and I'm so curious,
and I'm so curious, and I GOT LASER EYES!
HEY!
(Repeat twice)
I GOT LASER EYES! HEY!
I GOT LASER EYES! HEY!
o-o-o-oh SUFFRAGETTE!
Kizz Song
She says that she likes to rock
The night is young and the fire is hot
So kIck it up in our limosine
Lick it up if you know what I mean
ROCK BALLS!
ROCK BALLS!
(Spaceman!) --guitar solo
She's alright, she's ain't ???
So rock balls til the morning light!
ROCK BALLS!
Yeah Yeah! WE LOVE YOU!
Llama School
Yeah, I think.. I think you take, uh, Las Palmas
Take Las Palmas to Colorado
Take Colorado down to Pico
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!
You go to Pico,
You take Pico to Colorado
Take Colorado to Las Palmas
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!
Pico!
Take that to...
Colorado
Then go down to...
Kopico?
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!
Now you say Pico
And take your little llamas
Colorado, Colorado!
Las Palmas... GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!
Get to LLAMA SCHOOL!
You got to go to LLAMA SCHOOL!
Lullabye
When you go to sleep tonight
Dream about your summer vacations
Big furry whales
Close your eyes... and sleep
Don't forget to breathe
Dream of sugar-frosted rainbows
Extra-large Value Meals
What a steal.
Dream of eating cookie dough
Watch out for the salmonilla,
You know it's a killah,
Close your eyes... and sleep
Don't forget to breathe!
Close your eyes... and sleep
Don't forget to breathe!
Math Song
Sifl: I'm sure of this.
Olly: He's sure of this...
Sifl: But two plus two is four, I'm sure of this..
Olly: He's sure of it
Sifl: I'm sure of that
Olly: He's sure of that
Sifl: Don't you think it would it be a little bit peculiar
Olly: But what about one plus one?
Sifl: That's two.
Olly: And one plus two is..
Sifl: Two... plus one.. is..
Olly: Three!
Sifl: That's right.
Olly: I think I like this now, well what about five plus two?
Sifl: Well let's back up a little bit, and count to up through six.
One, two, three, four, fiiiiive... plus two
Olly: So what you're saying is that one plus one is two
Sifl: Two plus one is three
Olly: Three plus one is four
Sifl: Four plus one is five
Olly: Five plus one is six
Sifl: Six plus one is
Olly: Seven... Seven plus is eight
Sifl: Eight plus one is nine
Olly: Nine plus one is ten
Sifl: Ten plus one is ten plus one...that's a whole lot!
Oh, When I'm Dead
Oh, when I'm dead
Oh, when I'm dead
Oh, when I'm dead
(Oh, when he's dead)
Oh when I'm dead
Oh, when I'm dead
Oh, when I'm dead
(Oh, when he's dead)
You can cut me up (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Into little lines (into little lines)
Then to boil me up (uh, huh huh huh)
Little friend of mine (little friend of mine)
Oh when he's dead (3x)
(don't think you really want to be there)
Oh when he's dead (3x)
(I think you really wantto be there)
I could cut him up
(don't think he really wants to be there)
Into little lines
(I think you really wanna be there)
Then I'd boil him up
(don't think you really wanna be there)
Make a stew of mine.
Make a stew of mi-i-i-ine!
Performance Art
Performance art
I'm the king
So grab a hammer
Nail me to something
Let's go
To the park and maybe eat a fur coat.
Spray me with blood
And write
The word "guilt" all over my face
Hurry up
I'm the King of Performance Art!
Let's go to the park
Saturday
I'll eat one hundred apples
While you burn
My feet
Until I scream and people gather around!
Performance art
Is my gig
I'll stab myself while you
squeal like a pig
Jessica
Can work the crowd and pass out literature.
The critics won't
Understand
No one will, they're programmed
by the Man
So lets, take these manekin parts down to the park.
Performance art...
Oh we're so f**ing dark!
Performance art...
Oh, we're so f***ing dark!
Performance art... performance art!
Prostitute Laundry
I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
I'm tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I might be their pimp but I ain't washin' my ho's
I've been to the laundrymat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes!
I'm their Sugar Daddy not their laundry man!
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
I think I found some stains that I can't understand!
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
Rap
Ohhh yea..
I'm gettin' lyrical
keepin' it tight and grammical
My punctuation is bordering on flammable
A semicolon, apostrophy, a comma
A semicolon, apostrophy, a comma
Well yo ho ho, there's ho on the flo'
And by the end of my rhyme, they're'll be ten mo'
I got cooties y'all, I got cooties y'all..
I got cooties from Ruby's big ol' booty y'all..
I got cooties y'all, I got cooties y'all..
I got cooties from Ruby's big ol' booty y'all..
I'm walkin' down the street, just a'singin' a song,
I said 'Oh my gosh, I think I'm WRONG!'
It's gettin' hot! Whatcha got!
I got a radar blip, an empty clip, post nasal drip, and kung fu grip!
Ya oughta check it.. out my microchip!
Somersault-backflip!
Super Karate kick!
Double back turn twist!
Rock & Roll Friends
Well, I've got friends
Indians, Whites, and Africans!
And I've got friends
That work in bars and play in bands
My rock & roll friends
Will steal your chicks and wreck your van
But rock & roll friends
Know what it takes to be a man.
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Do each other's taxes and
The rock and roll plan
Is to be as cool as you can
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And Rock & Roll Dan's got a 50-foot mustache I can't stand.
Rock & Roll Show
And then she ripped out my heart and soul
And acted like it was nothing at all
She wants to go where the bad girls go
Like at a rock-n-roll, rock-n-roll show!
And then she ripped out my heart and soul
And acted like it was nothing at all!
She wants to go where the bad girls go
Like at a rock-n-roll, rock-n-roll show!
And then she ripped out my heart and soul
And acted like it was nothing at all!
Rock Stars
[Whoa, what is going on?
All those lights and a huge crowd... and I'm,
Cool, you guys are WASTED!
Dude, you're eyes are dialated! Oh anyways!
Music! Rock it! Party!]
Rock stars are you ready to rock with me?!
Rock Stars!
That's right, Rock stars are you ready to rock with me?!
I can't get anybody's help.. y'know what I'm sayin?
ROCK STARS are you ready to rock with me?
I just fell out of bed and this is all I hear
ROCK STARS!
This is a good morning
(or, it's night)
