TEEKIRHINO History

Well if you are really wondering what the word TEEKIRHINO stands for, then you've come to the right place.

In the 80's at our Hick School, I mean High School, there was a club called the HIPPOS. They were similar to the Teekirhinos but the were from a time of less danger. Upon meeting members of the HIPPOS, Gilligan pondered the idea of starting a group similar to the Hippos, but for the modern times. He called the group the Rhinos. The idea stayed in his head for a month until he and Xerox were at Wal-mart getting some "supplies" for the prom party and they came upon the Tiki torches. Well, Gilligan started to ponder some more (all this thinking hurt). He said, "THAT'S IT!!" pretty darn loud. Xerox thinking that Gilligan had gone crazy asked him, "What's what???". Then Gilligan explained his idea of a next generation of Hippos. He told Xerox that with the word Tiki spelled different and the name Rhinos they could start a group that was based on the principals of the Hippos but also set apart from them. Xerox agreed with the idea and thus started the now infamous TEEKIRHINOS.

TEEKIRHINOS are a bunch of guys & girls who just want to have fun while they're young. We throw parties and go on camping trips. To date our biggest parties have been Prom Night '98 (our first big party) and Labor Day Weekend '98. At each of these parties at least one person came out of their clothes. The sad thing is that they weren't even drunk.

TEEKIRHINO Names

One night while camping out at the Teeki Hut, Bluto and Gilligan got the idea that the Teekirhinos should start using club names in honor of our favorite movie Animal House.

The names were given to serve as sort of a description for the person.

Gilligan- tall, goofy white guy who likes to watch Gilligan's Island

Xerox- has a tendency to copy things from people

Bluto- resembles John Belushi and Bluto was John's nickname in Animal House

Skimpy- he just looks like someone who's name would be Skimpy

Shaggy- he looks like a blonde Shaggy

Rock- he's a big, strong, football player

Beavis- it's just always been his nickname

Baracuda- he's fast like a Baracuda

Buddha- he's a peaceful guy, until you irritate him

Maverick- we were thinking of Top Gun when he got his name

Croaker- he likes frogs

Loincloth- that's what we wouldn't mind seeing her wear

Flamingo- we were drinking heavily when he got his name

Hootie- it's his nickname, don't worry about why

Rock- he's a REALLY big dude

There are a lot more, and I'm sorry if I missed someone.

Dishonarable Discharge

Yes, even the Teekirhinos have rules. If these rules are broken then the suspect must be punished. Teekirhino rules include:

1. No complete idiots

2. No one under the age of 16 (with exception to some)

3. No hanging around us unless we express in some matter that we want you around us.

4. No backstabbing with or without weapons

5. PARTY, PARTY, PARTY

6. Don't get hurt, too bad.

Punishments

The only punishment that will be offered to violaters is that they will be banned from ALL future parties, gatherings, trips, etc.

We hate that we had to do this, but some people have finally pushed us over the edge.

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