(Author's Rantings)------------------------------------------- Well, the story sort of gives the main idea, here. What can I say? Plaguarism's the saving force for comedians. (Beginning of Story)------------------------------------------ Episode Nineteen: Fate-Del Ettraction Narrator: (The scene opens, panning downward from the top of Sabrina's gym, Max and Sirius are still standing dazed and murmuring "We just hit on a Pokémon...") Previously, on Pokémon, everyone had decided to split up in order to finish their own unique journey. James and Jessie have gone to become Pokémon Masters, like Ash; Ash (Along with Brock, Misty, and Meowth) has gone on to complete his journey; and Teem (with Delet) has gone to Saffron City to exercise his psychic powers. And now for the next installment... (The scene cuts into the gym, Teem is looking around for someone to help him find Sabrina.) Teem: (Does "The Voice" from Seinfeld.) Helloooooooo!!! Yo! Anyone here? Ms. Sabrina? Someone? Delet: (Back in her pokémon form, sitting on his head, and looking around.) Delet, let let del delet let del. {Teem, I don't think anyone's here.} Teem: I dunno', this is a pretty big place, someone should come soon enough... Delet: Let delet del let? {What makes you say that?} Teem: Um... 'cause this is a story and if we didn't find anyone, nothing would happen and I would have I MEAN THE AUTHOR WOULD HAVE (Heh ^_^;) written something more interesting! Delet: Let del. {I see.} (That weird psychic dude with the scarf over his mouth [from the Saffron City episodes] walks in to "greet" them.) Psychic: (Laughs degradingly.) Hehehe... I'm sorry, but Halloween is NEXT month, hehehe... Teem: Huh? We're not "trick-or-treating." Delet: Let! Delet let let del! {Yeah! We're psychics!} Psychic: Hahaha! Sure you are! Then what's with the blue face-paint, kid? Look, if you want to fight Sabrina, I think you'll need a stronger pokémon than THAT little baby girl. ^_^ Delet: DELET LET DELET DEL DEL!?! {WHO YOU CALLIN' A BABY GIRL!?!} (Electrocutes him.) Psychic: (Falls back screaming.) WHAAAGH!!! @_@ (Shakes his head.) HEY! IT REALLY IS YOU GUYS! GREAT TO SEE YA'! (He takes the scarf off, revealing himself to be...) Delet and Teem: BRY??? Bry: Yeah! Hey, I'll bet you guys didn't know I was Saiyan too! Delet: I thought you were going to be the world's greatest narrator? Bry: Eh... I got kicked out... But NOW... I'm gonna' be... the WORLD'S GREATEST SUPER-SAIYAN!!! YEAH!!! Delet: Let, del... delet, Del. {Yeah, uh... that's great, Bry.} Teem: (Yells bitterly at him.) What's the big idea telling Max and Sirius where we ARE? Bry: (Shrugs.) Eh, sue me. ¬ ¬; Teem: (Grumbling.) Yeah, maybe I will. ¬ ¬; Delet: Delet del... {Stupid boys...} ¬ ¬; Sabrina: (Walks in curiously.) What's all the screaming in here for? Bry: Oh, sorry, Madame Sabrina. I was just talking to an old friend of mine. Teem: Yeah, friend... (Mumbles in an annoyed way.) Delet: (Waves cheerily.) Let delet! ^_^ Sabrina: AWWWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY POKéMON!!! AND IT'S A DELET!!!! HOW CYUUUUTE! (She gets all chibi-fied, leaps forward, and hugs Delet, cooing and speaking baby-talk to Delet.) Delet: > <; GNNNHGGH!!! Delet del let del! {I'm not a baby!} (Struggles.) Teem: ::blinkblink:: Geeze, she's a lot nicer than I thought she would be... Bry: Yeah, Sabrina's become a lot nicer ever since Ash brought that haunter and got her to laugh. Teem: (He giggles and nudges Bry.) She's kinda' cute, too... Bry: Yeah... =^_^;= Delet: (Hears Teem and Bry's conversation.) ::blinkblink:: WHAT? WHY I OUGHTTA'... (Struggles to fight back.) Sabrina: Oh, I'm sorry, I can't battle you. (Looks up at Teem.) I just couldn't bear to hurt this adorable little thing... I'll just give you a badge if you really want it so badly... Teem: Gee, thanks, ma'am, but I was really wondering if you could train me a little. See, I'm psychic, and... Sabrina: ^_^ (She smiles cheerily.) I see. Sure, I can teach you! What's your name? Bry: His name's Teem. Hey, I could train him if it's too much for ya', 'Brina! Sabrina: Hehe, that's okay, Bry... (She whispers to him.) I kinda' want to spend some time with him... he's kind of cute... hehehe =^_^= Bry: Uh huh, whatever... - -; Delet: (Her ears perk up.) Let del... (She glares at Sabrina ever so slightly.) Teem: Um... can we do some training now? (Just slightly annoyed.) Sabrina: Sure, I'm not busy right now, come on, you cute little guy. Teem: Oh! Hehehe... okay! =^_^;= (Teem and Sabrina walk off, leaving Delet behind with Bry.) Delet: (She turns back into her Saiyan form and gives an evil stare in their direction.) I will NOT be ignored... Bry: (Wide-eyed.) Uh... you wanna' put some clothes on, Delet? O o; Delet: Huh? Wha... AAAGH!!! (Transforms back into a delet and blushes deeply. Bry blushes and pulls his collar high over his face. Delet regains her composure and scampers after Sabrina with another evil glint in her eye.) Mark my words, Sabrina... I will NOT be ignored... Narrator: Uh oh! Delet doesn't look like her usual happy self! This could get ugly... Look out, Sabrina! Bry: (Huffs.) I could have narrated better than THAT! Narrator: Oh, put a sock in it, FryBoy! To Be Continued... Max and Sirius: (Dazed.) We hit on a pokémon... o O;