Hiya guys! This is a Team Rocket/Pokemon script-story thingie. It's written in the way that TeemRokit2 wrote his. So basically the idea of writing all goes to him. Thanks Teem! So anyway, this is my first time writing a real story thing, so if you don't like it, hey, cut me some slack. Here goes! Oh yeah, it has new Rocket members in it... Here! PS It's pretty pointless... but oh well! The New Team Rocket! Narrator: Hello, friends! Welcome to another episode of Pokemon. Let's see what our hero is doing. (Flash to forest. Ash is in sleeping bag, Brock is cooking as usual, and Misty is watching Psyduck.) Ash: (sleep talking) …ungh…Bulbasaur, I choose you…Squirtle, let's finish this!… Brock: (in his usual I'm-happy-to-be-cooking-voice) Too bad Ash isn't up to have breakfast! It's almost done! I'm cooking up my special recipe for pancakes! Misty: Sounds good Brock! (looks back at Psyduck. Psyduck has fallen into a puddle on its head and is quacking and waving frantically) Psyduck: Psyduck! Psy Psy Psy-ai-ai! Misty: (groans. Eyes do that strech-thing they do when they're like…you know and her forehead turns purple~blue) Pikachu: Pika! Narrator: Looks like our friends are having a peaceful day. Where's Team Rocket? They must be up to another sneaky plan! (Scene flashes to a beautiful sunny day at the beach with Jessie and James on beach chairs in bathing suits.) Jessie: Ah, a vacation at last! James: The sun… Jessie: The sand… James: The donuts! (jumps up and grabs a donut off a table) Jessie: (looks at James weirdly) And no Meowth! Narrator: Aren't you up to any evil plans? Jessie and James: NO! WE'RE ON A VACATION! Narrator: …oh. Jessie: We left that job up to some other Rockets. Narrator: All right then. (scene flashes to Team Rocket Headquarters where two Rockets are sitting at a table. They seem to be partners. The girl, Abra, has a hair cut like James, and it is dark blue. Her eyes are green. The guy, Alex, has green spiky~looking hair and brown eyes. There's a Jolteon sitting by them.) Abra: (sighs) I can't believe Jessie and James left this job to us. Alex: Guess there's not much we can do about it…and maybe we'll get that Pikachu! (goes into dream sequence) ```(Giovanni is sitting in his chair in his office. Abra and Alex along with Jolteon approach him.) Giovanni: Good job, Abra and Alex. You have done well. (Giovanni looks to a bag in the back with Pikachu trying to get out) Those idiotic fools Jessie and James couldn't do a task as simple as capturing that pest's Pikachu. You have earned… Abra, Alex and Jolteon: Yes?? Giovanni: You have earned the place of head of Team Rocket! As well as the money I shall get for selling all the Pokemon any Rocket has ever brought me… Abra, Alex and Jolteon: Yay!!! We're rich! We're rich! (money rains down on them.)``` (Dream sequence ends) Abra: Hmmm…maybe we will get something out of it…let's do it! (scene flashes back to Ash and co.) Ash: (wakes up and rubs eyes) Good morning. Misty: Hi Ash. You're finally up! It's about time to get moving! Brock: (shoves a pancake in Ash's face) Want a pancake? (Brock goes into one of those things. The background is purple with pancakes) Brock: They're my OWN special recipe!! Ash: …Um…I guess I'll have one. (flashes to just outside Team Rocket HQ) Abra: This plan can not fail! Jolteon: Ha! We're geniuses! Alex: That Pikachu's as good as our's with this plan! Abra: With these rubber gloves... (holds up rubber gloves) Alex: And this rubber bag… (holds up huge rubber bag) Jolteon: We'll snatch dat Pikachu up and shove 'im in da bag! Abra and Alex: It'll never know what hit it! (scene flashes back to Ash and co.) Pikachu: Pi Pikachu Pi Pika Pika Pikachu! Ash: You're right, Pikachu. Hey, Brock, Misty, it's been all morning and Team Rocket hasn't showed up! Finally a day of peace! (Abra's voice comes out of nowhere) Abra: A day of peace…that will stop NOW! (Team Rocket's theme music plays. Abra, Alex, and Jolteon pop out from bushes) Brock, Misty, and Ash: Huh? Abra: Prepare for trouble! Alex: Make that double! Abra: To protect the Earth from devastation. Alex: To unite all creatures within our nation. Abra: To reveal the evils of truth and love! Ash: Oh brother! (Ash sighs) Ok, ok, that was nice. You can go now. Abra: DON'T EVER INTERRUPT OUR MOTTO, LITTLE KID!!! Ash: (squeaking) ...ok (whispers to Misty) They're almost worse than Jessie and James! Alex: To extend our reach to the sky above! Abra: Abra! Alex: Alex! Abra: Team Rocket! Don't ever try... Alex: ...To challenge our might. Abra: Because if you battle us, you WON'T win the fight! Jolteon: Let's FIGHT! Abra: Arbok, go! Alex: Magmar, attack! Jolteon: Hah hah hah ha! Prepare to be toasted! (battle music comes on) Ash: Pikachu! Come on! Let's battle! Pikachu: (sparks fly from cheeks) Pika! (Team Rocket and Ash do a stare off thing) Narrator: Looks like Ash is having trouble with Team Rocket again! Abra: Arbok, wrap it up! Arbok: Chaaarrrrboka! Alex: Go toast it, Magmar! Magmar: Mag! Magmarrr! (Abra and Alex slip on rubber gloves) Abra: Good, Arbok! Keep it still! (Abra and Alex grab Pikachu and shove it in the bag) Ash: Pikachu! Break out of the bag with thundershock! Shock them! Abra: Sorry, but we're not going to let that happen! (waves glove in the air) Alex: Looks like you're losing this time, Ashy-boy! Abra: Arbok! Off! Ash: Bulbasaur! Go! (Bulbasaur comes out bahind the bag) Abra: ...Oh no…Arbok don't! (Arbok, seeing Bulbasaur behind the bag, lunges at it. It mis-aims and breaks open the bag) Abra, Alex, Jolteon: OH NO! (Pikachu jumps out) Pikachu: PI!! KAA!!! CHUUUUU!!! (Pikachu electricutes Team Rocket, sending them flying into the sky) Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaiinnn!! *Twink* Ash: I did it!!! Pikachu!! Good job!! Misty: You did it! Brock: You defeated the new Team Rocket! (Ash and co. dance and it plays the 'End' music) Narrator: Looks like Ash beat Team Rocket once again! Check back next time for another All new POKEMON!!! (scene flashes to Team Rocket, lying on ground rubbing their heads) Abra: How could we lose?! Alex: The plan was perfect! Jolteon: They won't win next time! Team Rocket: Because we'll be back! To Be Continued… Ok! So, uh, that's the end of "The New Team Rocket." Like it? Hate it? Tell me! You know where to send it…OK. So. That's the end. And, if it wasn't the end, it'd be the middle or beginning…so it must be the end. Hahaha. It was pointless, but I guess it was ok and it's my first story. As you probably guessed (No, knew) I am Abra. And Alex? I have no clue who he is.