Here's Episode 3. Hi and it's me again! Well, since I just don't want to do copy®ight stuff after, I guess I'll just do it now. (snaps into Narrator Voice) The Characters Abra, Alex, and Jolteon are not officially copyrighted by me, Abra Rkt1@aol.com, but I consider them copyrighted and I don't really want them used by someone I don't know without my permission and *credit*. The same goes for Teem- Rokit2@aol.com's character, the small blue guy, Teem. Mwa- hahahahaha! So much copy®ight stuff, huh? Also, Jessie, James, Meowth, Ash and co. and those people are, uh.... the...Are offically copyrighted by Nintendo, Gamefreak, and...Creatures Inc. I'm just a crazed fan writing a insane fanfic about it. *note the small, almost barely visible text* Well, since you probably just loooove reading copy- right stuff, I'll be mean and get rid of the small text and copyright info and get on with the story. Oh wait, one more copyright thing: Sonic and Jic are my friends. I'm typing so small, I don't want to give it away...hahaha! So don't use 'em! Episode 3: A RaRe Pokécenter! Narrator: Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Pokémon! Let's see what our hero, Ash and his friends are doing. (Scene to usual forest, Ash and Co. are walking toward a city) Ash: (seeing the city's sign ahead) Hey Brock! Does Silver City have a gym? Brock: (takes out a map) Hmmmm...Well it says here that Silver City does have a gym...but....sorry Ash, it isn't a real gym. No badge. Ash: Oh. Ok... Misty: AAAAHHHHHH!!! (jumps behind Ash) Ash: WHAT?! Misty: A BUUUUUGG!!! ASH ASH ASH MAKE IT GO AWAAAAY!!! (Ash, Brock and Pikachu look in the direction Misty is pointing) Brock: Hey! Isn't that a- Ash: A BEEDRILL! Cool! I don't have one of those yet! I'm gonna catch it! Misty: (frantic) ASH ASH DON'T LET IT GET MEEEEE! Catch it!!!! Faint it!!!! JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! Brock: Hold on, Ash. Remember the last time we had a run-in with Beedrills? Ash: But I'm ready this time! Pikachu? Thundershock! Pikachu: Piiiii...Ka...CHAAAAAAAHHHHHH! PIKA PIKA PIII!!! {AHHHHH!!!} (The Beedrill poison stings Pikachu) Pikachu: PIKA PI Pikachuuu!!! {Ash help!! IT stung me!! IT hurts!} (The Beedrill comes down again and pin needles Pikachu) Ash: Pikachu! Pikachu: Pi... Ash: Don't worry! I'll get you to a Pokécenter soon!! (Scene to outside a Pokecenter. The name bulit on top of it is the RaRe Pokécenter. The "R's" look strangly familiar... Camera zooms into the Pokécenter where Abra and Alex are standing at the front desk dressed as doctors) Abra: A pidgey? I'm sorry, you'll have to go to another Pokécenter. This Pokécenter is only for rare and strong pokémon, because...uh...because our...medicine is too strong for...weaker pokémon. Kid: (sighs) It's ok, Pidgey, I'll get you to the next Poké- center right away! (Abra turns around to face Alex and Jolteon) Jolteon: The RaRe Pokécenter? Who tought a' dat stupid name? Alex: (hits Jolteon with a Japenese fan) I DID!! Abra: (hits Alex with a mallet) DON'T YELL IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE! YOU'LL MAKE THEM LEAVE!!! Alex: (squeak) Sorry... Abra: (turns back to the counter) Next? Guy: Please help my Tauros! Please! Abra: (grins) Don't worry, your Tauros will be fine. It'll be in...safe hands with us until it heals. Jolteon! Bring this Tauros to the emergency room! (Alex lifts the Tauros onto the bed-wheeler thing and Jolteon wheels it into the E.R.) Abra: Next? Girl: OH NO OH NO Please help mah Chaansiii! It's mah favorrrite Po-kay-moun! (Abra turns around and gives Alex thumbs up and grins) Abra: Don't worry, your Chansy will be fine with us. We'll get it help riiight away...It'll be ready to come back in about 3 days. Girl: ooh thank yew! (Jolteon wheels it into E.R. Scene flashes to Ash running to the Pokémon center) Misty: Pikachu doesn't look so good, Ash. Ash: I can see that! Misty: Why do you always have to yell at me when I tell you something?! Ash: Because you state the obvious! Misty: NO I DON'T!! (Misty bites Ash's head) Ash: Owwwww!! Brock: How sweet...Misty, Ash! Stop fighting and get Pikachu to the Pokécenter! (scene to The RaRe Pokécenter. Abra, Alex and Jolteon are in the 'EmeRgency Room') Alex: Oh look at all these Pokémon! Jolteon: When we give dese to da boss, we'll be his favorites! Abra: And we get money, too. People will actually pay to have their Pokemon healed! (Abra and Alex start crying) Alex: It's so...beautiful! Abra: I...know! Narrator: Uh-oh! Look's like Team Rocket's up to another sneaky plan! Abra: (looks up) Better believe it! (They all walk back out. Scene flashes to Ash standing next in line in the Pokecenter) Abra: -just fine. Thank you! Next? (Ash and Abra look at each other for a minute) Ash: Have I seen you somewhere before? Abra: (quickly) Oh no no no of course you haven't! (grins cheesily) Brock: (talking to some girl in line) Beh heh heh...hello young lady! Are you free tonight? Girl: No I am not! (slaps him) (Brock walks back to Ash) Brock: (muttering) Why doesn't any girl like me? Ash: ...Ok. Anyway will you please help my Pikachu? Abra: (eyes light up) OH of course! (Abra starts to take Pikachu from Ash when all the people start screaming) Person 1: AHHH! IT'S TEAM ROCKET!! Person 2: They're gonna get meee!! Person 3: Don't let them get my Pokémon!! Person 4: Why's that guy blue? (All the people huddle into a corner. A familiar laugh comes out of nowhere) Hahahahaha! (Jessie, James, Teem and Meowth jump onto a table) Jessie: Prepare for trouble! James: And make that double! Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! Teem: To unite all peoples of anim- (Jessie and James glare at him. Teem sighs) To unite all peoples within our nation. There. Happy? James: To denounce the evils of truth and love. Teem: To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie: Jessie! James: James! Teem: Teem! Jessie: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth: Meowth! That's right! Ash: It's Team Rocket! Brock: You'll never get Pikachu! Jessie: (laughing) It's not just your rodent we're after this time! (Looks to James. James is trying to pull a vileplume away from its trainer) Abra: Not YOU again! (Abra and Alex jump onto the other side of the counter, their doctor uniforms flying off, revealing their Team Rocket uniforms) Abra: There's not enough room in 1 episode for 2 mottos, but you all still have to...PREPARE FOR TROUBLE! Alex: (looks to the other Team Rocket) Especially you. (Alex grabs Pikachu) Teem: Hey we're sopposed to get that Pikachu! Gimmie! (Teem grabs Pikachu from Alex) Alex: I GOT IT FIRST! Give it to me! (Abra and Jessie just glare at each other. James is still trying to get the vileplume) Jolteon: Oh look, a cat for a dog to chase! (Jolteon starts chasing Meowth) Teem: It's mine! Alex: No, I got it first! IT'S MINE!! Teem: MINE! (Teem pulls Pikachu's tail, waking it up) Pikachu: PIKA!!! (Everyone looks at Pikachu) All: Uh oh Pikachu: PI.....KA...CHUUUUU!! (Pikachu thundershocks everyone, but weirdly enough, it only hurts Team Rocket) Both Team Rockets: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaain!! (Team Rocket goes flying off. Nurse Joy comes running in) Joy: What happened to this Pokecenter? (Ash starts to explain) Ash: Well... (Scene to both Team Rockets still blasting off in the sky) Alex: (looks at Teem) It's all your fault we're blasting off, Teem! Teem: Why's it my fault?! Alex: Because you pulled the rat's tail! Teem: Yeah I did it 'cause you wouldn't let go! Abra: Oh shutup you little blue American. (Teem grins cheesily) Teem: Maybe we can all be friends someday!! (Jessie, James, Meowth, Abra, Alex, and Jolteon stare at him) Jessie: What's that have to do with anything? Teem: (grins) I don't know it just sounds like a good ending! Abra: Hmm... (Scene to Ash and Co. walking out of the Pokecenter) Narrator: Once again, Ash has defeated Team Rocket and saved the day. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of Pokemon! To Be Continued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HMMMM Interesting wasn't it?! Anyway, like it? Maybe I'll have guest stars again sometime...*hint hint* Next!