"Harold! Harold, what are you doing?!"Brian shouted as a strong thrust pounded against the door.

"Sawing the door in half!"

"WHAT?!" Nick shrieked entering a hysterial state.

"Good grief, Nick, what the hell is wrong with you?" AJ winced rubbing his eardrum.

"I...I've always had a fear of being a magican's assistant being sawn in half!" Brian growled. "If I was a Christian I would do more than saw you in half!"

Nick whimpered digging his nails into Howie's skin. "OUCH! Damnit! Harold, go faster!"

"For the first time in your life, Howie, you have a point. Someone grab a datebook, mark this down," Kevin laughed.

Howie snarled. "At least, I don't live in a dellusional world of Brady memories!"

"Yo, D, I thought you were suppose to be the caring one?" AJ observed.

"I was... until Nick's nails started pulling my skin off!"

"HURRY IT UP!" a female voice demanded.

"Leigh, baby, is that you?" Brian whispered stroking the door frame lovingly.

"Yes, it's me, you stupidass Kentuckian! Now, stand back, I'll do this myself!"

"But, honey, I'm not suppose to see you until you walk down the aisle."

"This is your last chance to see me or you'll walk down the aisle alone!"

"Got it, baby, good luck with the door!" Brian answered quickly.

"Guys, get out of her way- and while you're at it- pray for my safety."

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