I love substitution. It's my baby daddy.
-Me to Michelle in Calculus I

"Um...this girl needs a bottle of ho remover."
-Elimidate

"No, Rebecca, we aren't going to stalk the Nobel Peace Prize winner."
-Breeanne

"The Holy Frog would never lead you to temptation."
-Pastor Joe

"Joel! What you listenin to? Some white guy name Led Zepplin?"
-Victor

Laura: Remember, frogs and boys are fun.
Plexie: Yeah. 'Til they jump on you....Whooooa!

"Recently I bought Ronni Eisenberg's book entitled Organize Yourself!--but I misplaced it."
-Karl Haffner, I'd Rather Kiss a Catfish and Other Devotions for Teens

You cannot poke my weirdness. My weirdness is intangible."
-Tom

Oh great! I have a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer-pimp!
-Risky Business

The eraser room does two things. It cleans erasers, and steals our innocence!
-Maria on Roswell

Stanley seemed quite bored and somewhat apathetic; but then, penguins often do.
-Alli (yet ANOTHER RMB peep)

Shelly: ...My armpits smell like peaches...
Becky: Could I BE anymore jealous!?! No.
Shelly: WOOOOOOO! Someone's jealous of my armpits!
-Becky and Shelly (more RMB peepz)

"If you were REALLY full of sap, you could blow your nose with a pancake...because hello, instant syrup!"
-BZKTgrl112 (Plexie's RMB friend)

Loralei: Nice pickles.
Luke: What are you doing???
Loralei: Admiring you pickles.
- Gilmore Girls

Guy 1: Oh come on! Chicks dig furry stuff!
Guy 2: Well, hey! Why don't you just show her your back?

"That guy couldn't get laid if he got off a plane in Hawaii!!!"
- Saturday Night Live (11/24/01)

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-Tiger Woods

::Hawkeye and Trapper ripping up magazines for toilet paper::
Trapper: Hey, should I take out the staples?
Hawkeye: Darn the staples, man! We live dangerously!

- M*A*S*H

Joey: Hey, what if homosapiens really were "homo"-sapiens. Is that why they're extinct??
Ross: Joey, homosapiens are people.
Joey: Hey! I'm not judging!

- Friends

"I'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands propelling my buttox heavenward."
- Popular

"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Batman!"

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinners... but we would."
-Bare Naked Ladies/"If I Had A Million Dollars"

"It's the year 2000 and where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!! Where are the flying cars???

"You know, the first sign of an abusive relationship is when your boyfriend kills you."
-AKATripp (Plexie's cousin)

"Never let your dog out at night! He might just be there when you wake up. Never let a large mammal lay on your head. Especially squid and jellyfish. Thank you. That is all."
-Afeypuff (Plexie's friend)

      If you have some funny quotes you want to share, just send them to me at Plexplex@lycos.com. It can come from a T.V. show or something hillarious your friend just blurted out. I'll review them and if it's pretty funny, it'll be displayed on this page.