You know what's REALLY fun? Get a friend and find a tape recorder. That's what I did and what resulted was some hillarious incoherent ramblings. There's a few selections below.

Note: My tape recorder has an option that plays the tape quickly, giving it a "chipmunk" effect. That's why we sound squeaky.
Additional Note: You may need to adjust your volume.
ANOTHER Note: The wavs may take awhile to load, but it's well worth the wait.