Dr. Suess Corrupted

If Dr. Seuss had been President Clinton's lawyer,
> his deposition might have might have read something
> like this:
>
> I did not do it in a car
> I did not do it in a bar
> I did not do it in the dark
> I did not do it in the park
> I did not do it on a date
> I did not ever fornicate
> I did not do it at a dance
> I did not do it in her pants
> I did not get beyond first base
> I did not do it in her face
> I never did it in a bed
> If you think that, you've been misled
> I did not do it with a groan
> I did not do it on the phone
> I did not cause her dress to stain
> While talking to Saddam Hussein
> I did not do it with a whip
> I did not fondle Linda Tripp
> I never acted really silly
> With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
> There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
> I chased her round, but could not catch her
> No kinky stuff, not on your life
> I would not, could not, with my wife
> Now, that Miss Flowers' tale of woes
> Was paid for by my right-wing foes
> And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
> Are just a bunch of party poopers
> I did not ask my friends to lie
> And then just hang them out to dry
> I did not do it last November
> And if I did, I don't remember
> I did not do it in the hall
> I could have, but I don't recall
> There was no sex at Arlington
> There was no sex on Air Force One
> I might have copped a little feel
> And then endeavored to conceal
> But never did these things so lewd
> At least not ever in the nude
> These things to which I have confessed
> They do not count if we stayed dressed
> I never used that big cigar
> You must believe me, Mr. Starr
> I did not know this little sin
> Would be retold on CNN
> I broke some rules my mama taught me
> I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
> But I implore, I do beseech
> Do not condemn, Do not impeach
> I might have got a little tail
> But never, ever did I inhale