~What Our Mothers Teach Us~

LOGIC: "If you fall of the swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."
MEDICINE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."
THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a job."

ESP: "Put your sweater on,
don't you think I know when you're cold?"
HUMOR: "When the lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."
BECOMING AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'll never grow up."

GENETICS: "You are just like your father."
ROOTS: "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
WISDOM OF AGE: "When you get to my age,
you will understand."

ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until
your father gets home."
RECEIVING: "You are going to get it
when I get home."
JUSTICE: "One day you will have kids, and I hope they
turn out just like you--then you'll see what it's like."

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