Most fire trucks have eight wheels and four riders.
Eight and four make twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
A great ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth.
The Queen Elizabeth was the greatest ship to sail the seven seas.
The seas have fish, and fish have fins.
The Finns fought Russia in a war.
The Russians are called reds.
And fire trucks are always rushin'.
THEREFORE, FIRE TRUCKS ARE RED!
