Enough is Enough
*Your tongue! Don't stick it out if you don't intend on using it.
*No more tattoos, please.
*No more running your fingers through your hair. If I can't do it, then darn it, neither can you!
*No more doodling during interviews. The cuteness of it is too distracting.
*OK. Game's over. Joke's up. No more wearing of the fugly shirts, please.
*Speaking of clothes, NO MORE PICTURES of you wearing the FCUK shirt.
*Enough with the pelvic thrusts. I'm much too young for a heart attack.
*That lopsided grin with the bedroom eyes- do you have ANY idea how dangerous they are together?
*Stop asking "Am I sexual?" while pretending to unzip your pants.
*No stripping on stage.
*No more getting on your knees!
*No more laying down on stage. Please remain in the upright and fully verticle position at all times.
*No more closing your eyes and throwing your head back.
*Stop rubbing off on Aaron! It's hard enough on our hormones with ONE of you!
*No more asking us if "we are ready to go to bed". We know you do that just for the reaction.
*Stop teasing us with your tummy! Either take the shirt off or leave it alone. The little peek-a-boo game you play is torture!
*No more winking, please. In fact, please keep eyes open at all times.
*The microphone stand- leave it alone please. Sheeze! What did it ever do to you?
