The Quote Corner

Colonel Theodore Roosevelt and his Rough Riders after conquring San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War.

"If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Make your decisions based on reason, not fear"- Bruce Campbell

"I'm not racist, I hate everyone"- Chris

"Pants."- me, when asked what I would choose if I could only have one possession

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and
comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best, knows the
triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and
timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."- Theodore Roosevelt

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."- Theodore Roosevelt

"A true friend stabs you in the front."- Oscar Wilde

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George S. Patton

"I'm hungry." -Amar
"Go eat something."- me
"I'm not that hungry."- Amar

"Going to the School of Science and Math made me fall behind in science and math." -Kurt

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Vinnie Jones in Snatch

"I'm laughing for no reason."- me
"Yep, we're insane."- Chris

"In life, there are two possible soultions to solve any problem. The first solution is: "i'll do it later." The other solution is: i'll just download it."- Me

"I feel it in my soul" -Prof Daniel trying for the 5th time to factor out an equation in class.

"Hope springs eternal" - Prof Daniel trying for the 10th time to factor out the same equation in class.

"This isn't the "Real World" it's the real world!"- my Johnson Hall neighbor Dave.

"It's agri-damn-vating!"- Chris

Muppet Quotes

"You know, this show really improves with age!"- Statler
"Why? Because the jokes get better?"- Waldorf
"No! Because my hearing gets worse!"- Statler

"Bort! Bort! Bort! "- The Swedish Chef

"Meep! Meep! Meep!"- Beaker

"I've never seen a bad muppet anything."- Chris