Three Little Pigs went
out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and
takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite,"
said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke,"
said the second little piggy.
"I want water,
lots and lots of water,"
said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out
and the waiter takes
their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak,"
said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate,"
said the second piggy.
"I want water,
lots and lots of water,"
said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out
and a while later the
waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies
would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split,"
said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float,"
said the second piggy.
"I want water,
lots and lots of water,"
exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking,"
said the waiter,
"but why have you only
ordered water"?
You're gonna hate me for this....
hold on to your seat .......
At the risk of you never
talking to me again........
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go
'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"
