Quotes

• "I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." -Adam Sander
  
  
  
• "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."- A. Whitney Brown
  
  
  
• "If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."Lowery's Law
  
  
  
• "98% of all statistics are made up."
  
  
  
• "I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it."
  
  
  
• "There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who cannot."-Carl G. Hostnik
  
  
  
• "If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly"
  
  
  
• "I plan to live forever or die trying"
  
  
  
• "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."-Dwight D. Eisenhower
  
  
  
• "My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right"
  
  
  
• "Never judge a book by it's movie"
  
  
  
• "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." -Ellen DeGeneres
  
  
  
• "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."-The Princess Bride
  
  
  
• "THE PRESIDENT HAS KEPT ALL OF THE PROMISES HE INTENDED TO KEEP."- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King Live"
  
  
  
• "Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
  
  
  
• "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
  
  
  
• "You get what you recieve"-that one is mine
  
  
  
• "Trust no one. Only those who you trust can betray you." --Robert Goodkind
  
  
  
• "Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas." - Paula Poundstone
  
  
  
• "It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have." --- Bart Simpson
  
  
  
• "I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
  
  
  
• "You know you live in a small town when the guy at the local convenience store speaks English."