Tatsuno: You know what I've always wondered?

Filia: What?

Tatsuno: What would it be like if you'd met Martina?

Filia: If I'd met who?

Tatsuno: ::tapping foot:: You know, Martina. From Slayers NEXT.

Filia: ......

Tatsuno: Geez, Filia, haven't you ever watched Slayers before?

Filia: Well... no.

Tatsuno: ::groans:: Are you kidding? You're on the show.

Filia: Eheh... well, tell me about this Martina person, please.

Tatsuno: Well, I think she used to be blonde but spent too long in the pool. Weird, obviously unnatural curls and puke-green hair. She was a bitchy princess who had this annoying laugh, dressed like a slut, and was "in love" with Xelloss for a while.

Filia: She doesn't sound like too pleasant a character to me...

Tatsuno: Hey, now, she's one of my favorite characters on the show!

Filia: Then why did you just say all those things?

Tatsuno: Because those are the things that make Martina great! You gotta love Martina.

Filia: I'm not convinced.

Tatsuno: Well, she's better than Naga.

Filia: Who?

Tatsuno: ::falls over and jumps back up:: Well, I pity whoever meets Naga. But back to Martina. I'm still debating whether she has good taste in men or not.

Filia: You said she liked Xelloss...

Tatsuno: She did. She fell in love with every male character on the anime, actually. First she liked Zelgadis, then Gourry, then Xelloss, which led me to believe she could really pick 'em. But Zangulus, Zangulus! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING!? He sounds like David Moo if he got turned into a rat! And don't get me started on that hat-- My friend and I have this theory that it's controlling his mind--

Filia: What did I tell you about insane ranting?

Tatsuno: Don't...?

Filia: ::gently:: That's right. Now, who is Zangulus?

Tatsuno: Sorry, I keep forgetting you haven't seen Slayers NEXT yet. See, Zangulus is this guy who--

Filia: Don't spoil me! I'll see it on my own! I thought this page was suppossed to be spoiler free.

Tatsuno: ::pouts:: Anyway, like I was saying, I don't really think you two would get along. She's sort of a mazoku magnet. She even gave Hellmaster a piggyback ride--

Filia: SPOILERS!

Tatsuno: ::continuing on:: But it's weird, I've seen pictures of you guys in the TRY artbook together. You're not even from the same season! Isn't that wack!?

Filia: Wack? Is that another Slayers NEXT character?

Tatsuno: ::sigh::