Welcome to the quotes page, everyone. I've been scoping for some more good quotes as of late and will be updating as I get them in. If you have any quotes you'd like to submit, please e-mail me with your submissions and leave your name so I can give you credit. That said, enjoy the quotes. ^_^

CrazyChik: We should make a webring for like, um . . . Anime and Dragons! You can like anime, dragons, or both!

DragonFeather: But if you like both, you're really cool.

CrazyChik: Like US ^_^!

DragonFeather: *coughs* No comment. ~CC and me thinking (which is dangerous)~

CrazyChik: I am so going to get tossed out of my cliques for adding these quotes to my page! But then I can join all the goth cliques and have a sh*t load of fun!

DragonFeather: (in a sticky-sweet perky voice) That's right; God never closes a door without opening a window.

CrazyChik: JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!

DragonFeather: Then you crack your skull and you're all, dammit! But then again, how can you talk when your skull is cracked? ~ We discuss religeon. Seriously! ~

DragonFeather: I'm going to go over there and trash that bum's cart.

Crazychik: Ok. Whatever.

DragonFeather: (twiddling thumbs)Maybe you should trash it.

CrazyChik: Ok. (kicks over cart)

DragonFeather: (sarcastically) You sure taught that cart a lesson. ~CC and I see a homeless person's cart and can't resist the temptation.~

DragonFeather: Gross. Brett's twined necks with just about every girl in the school!

Krysteena: Tell me about it!

DragonFeather: Brett without some chick hanging on him is like a dragon without a hoarde! I mean, he's hornier than a green Pernese! If he's not careful, in a few years... hatchlings.

Krysteena: ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN DRAGON PHRASES! ~Tchach! No respect.~

DragonFeather: You should go to my webpage.

Crazychik: You have to give me the URL.

DragonFeather: You bookmarked it you idoit!

CrazyChik: Oh yeah. ~She's having a blonde moment.~

CrazyChik: Why do people say "Great Scott"? I mean, why not Great Julie or Great Alex?

DragonFeather: (sarcastically)I don't think Scott's that great. ~Intellectual Conversation with a hint of Sarcasm to bring out flavor~

CrazyChik: I think people will be able to tell that I'm the crazy one and you're more. . .

DragonFeather: I think I'm more like Daria and you're more like Jane. Only Jane's not half as crazy as you, and I'm not as smart as Daria.

CrazyChik: You're smart enough.

DragonFeather: (rolling eyes) Thank you, great scholar. ~CC blesses me with pearls of wisdom~

(little girl voice): Oonionth will slurp up your intestines like speghetti and Morgan will suck your soul, thus insuring eternal daaaaamnation!" ~CC and I fooling around with a text-to-speech converter.~

(deep male voice): Whazoop, mah ho-o-me-ees? Woooord. ~We play with the text-to-speech thingie again.~

CrazyChik: (singing in "Itchy and Scratchy tune") WELCOME TO THE INSANE PERSON SHOOOOOW! (dances around doing disco moves)

DragonFeather: You can stop scaring me now.

(CrazyChik laughs insanely)

CrazyChik: Don't you hate survalence cameras?

DragonFeather: Yeah. You can't pick your nose.

CrazyChick: Yeah, it's like, "What's that green sh*t on her finger??" Oh, no! Attack of the super booger! ~CC and I rant about cameras.~

"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not."

DragonFeather: GET OFF ME, YOU DAMN CHEESE! ~Don't even ask.~

CrazyChick: I've decided that from now on I'm going to be a pacifist. When someone insults me, I'll just smile peacefully and let them continue while in my mind I will be plotting how to brutally murder them.
~Increase the peace, kiddies!~

DragonFeather: I'm a pacifist, I just forget it the minute someone pisses me off. ~Don't mess with the dragon girl ~_^~

Beer is the blood of life...it can make you numb before a fight or can ease your sorrow after getting dumped or it can even help you fly...or was that pot?
~Aerin

Alicia: Do you think I look like a boy?

Kousei:(unemotionally) Kinda. You do look pretty manly.

Alicia: Hey, these aren't guy's clothes! They're Dickies!

Kousei: Only dickies wear Dickies.

Alicia: (five minutes later) Hey! ~Yeah Koey-san! You sure taught her a lesson! ^_^~

A circle is a circle is a circle.
~Kousei

Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on?
~Shane

Ahh, the catwalk. The perfect vantage point... for revenge. Ahh, cattlechips. The perfect snack... for revenge.
~Side Show Bob

When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
~Ralph Wiggam

Mitten!
~Ralph Wiggam

CrazyChik: We are supreme. We know the truth of our haunted past but still choose to forgive those who murdered us, the Christians. We are the witches. We must carry ourselves with the utmost dignity and grace. Ooh, look, candles!

I don't weep! I mourn in silence.
~Aerin

AHH~~! It's eating my butt!
~Anonymous Jenchan friend

We will eat the human!
~Angry apes from Mononoke Hime

Yes! Fear me! For I am Hat the Merciless!
~Hat the Merciless

Damn tectonic plate movement!
~Ken. Well, not really.

Derak, that's not porn, it's Ronald McDonald.
~Kousei

Bunny-chan Power Kick!
~Draecena

I dun dig no movin' meat mon.
~Carevrania

Morgahn: I don't think people have to swear to express themselves.

All: ::laugh uncontrollably::

DragonFeather: I've got a pocket on my pants! ~I observe my pants.~

DragonFeather: What's this? That kid in the "special" class doesn't have that frisbee he usually carries around!

Krysteena: What!?

DragonFeather: I don't believe it! Him without his frisbee is like you without your witty sarcastic remarks! It's like Jennifer (CrazyChik) without her sketch pad! It's like Ashley without a Pepsi bottle! It's like me without a backpack full of chewing gum! It's like Megan without her ball-chain necklace! It's like Punky Nicky without her wacked-out socks! It's like--

Krysteena: SHUT UP!
~I'm on a sugar high!~

How did you know I wanted a tentacle sprout!

Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and the breath of a fresh summer ham.

Whoever can tell me the diet of a muskrat gets this pack of gumdrops.

Quotes submitted by Sakura-chan. Thanks! ^_^

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Japan.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck i'll be at the airport

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

A day without sunshine is... night.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.