~ Quotations About Women By Women ~

~ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy ~

      -Helen Hayes (at 73)

~ I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~

~ Janette Barber ~

~ A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"

~ Linda Ellerbee ~

~ Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse ~

~ Lily Tomlin ~

~ You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears

      ~ Geri Jewell ~

~ A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car ~

        ~ Carrie Snow ~

~ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends ~

~ Laurie Kuslansky ~

~ My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint ~

~ Erma Bombeck ~

~ Old age ain't no place for sissies ~

~ Bette Davis ~

~ A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't ~

~ Rhonda Hansome ~

~ The phrase "working mother" is redundant ~

~ Jane Sellman ~

~ Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows ~

    ~ Jennifer Unlimited ~

~ Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good, luckily, this is not difficult ~

~ Charlotte Whitton ~

~ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart ~

~ Caryn Leschen ~

~ I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once ~

~ Jennifer Unlimited ~

~ If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning ~

  ~ Catherine Aird ~

~ When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. and they called ME slow! ~

    ~ Kathy Buckley ~

~ I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. and I'm also not blonde ~

~ Dolly Parton ~

~ You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy ~

~ Erica Jong ~

~ If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them ~

       ~ Sue Grafton ~

~ I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on ~

       ~ Roseanne Barr ~

~ I think - therefore I'm single ~

~ Lizz Winstead ~

~ When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country ~

~ Elayne Boosler ~

~ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman ~

~ Maryon Pearson ~

~ In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman ~

~ Margaret Thatcher ~

~ I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career ~

~ Gloria Steinem ~

~ Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission ~

~ Eleanor Roosevelt~

~~Send this page to five bright women you know and make their day.~~

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