If Women Ruled The World

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams


PMS would be a legitimate defense in court


Men would get regulations for sleeping around


Single bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket


A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he's breathing


Few women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 30 pounds


Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity!


"MS" magazine would have an annual swim suit issue featuring scantly clad male models


Men would not be allowed to eat gas producing foods within two hours of bed time


Men would be secretaries for female bosses and work twice as hard for none of the credit!


Little girls would read, "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"


Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas


Men would have to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures


Men would learn phrases like, "I am sorry" "I love you" "you are beautiful"and "of course you don't look fat in that outfit!!"


Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments


Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking


Men would pay as much attention to their women as to their car


All toilet seats would be nailed down


Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their professions


TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute


All men would be forced to spend one month on a PMS simulator


During mid life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date nineteen year olds


Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly

After a baby is born, men would take a six weeks paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot


For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two year old for six weeks


~ Anonymous ~

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