Fried Chicken
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal
was, and I said,
"Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't
have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my
teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's
office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me
what my favorite live animal was. I told her
it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because
you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me
to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like
it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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