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Christmas Jokes
Laugh with your family and friends this
Christmas by sharing the one-liners and
jokes on Christmas that we have brought
especially for you:
A small cute little boy regularly went to
Sunday school where he learnt the stories
from Bible. One Sunday, he heard the story
of Three Wise Men guided by the Holy Star.
His version of story, which he told his parents
after returning home, was:
"On the first Christmas, there was no Santa.
So, three men had to deliver toys to baby
Christ on camels. Since, they didn't had
Rudolph's red nose to guide them, they used
a spotlight in the sky to guide them around."
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is
when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire? - Frostbite
What's the best thing to give your parents
for Christmas? - A list of everything you want!
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich
and famous? - Holly-wood.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
- Because he had low elf esteem.
Christmas is in my heart twelve months a
year and thanks to credit cards, it's on
my Visa card statement twelve months a
year also.
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:
Peace on Earth,
Goodwill to Men, and
Batteries not included.
Two foolish friends were searching for a
suitable Christmas tree for their homes
in frozen woods. After hours of harsh cold
weather and exhausting but fruitless search,
first said to another, "Let's just hack any
tree we get, whether it's decorated or not!"
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