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speeding
The Officer And The Old Lady
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Old Lady:
Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer:
Ma'am, you were speeding.
Officer:
Can I see your license please?
Old Lady:
I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer:
Don't have one?
Old Lady:
I lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer:
I see...
Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Old Lady:
I can't do that.
Officer:
Why not?
Old Lady:
I stole this car:
Officer:
Stole it?
Old Lady:
Yes, and I killed and hacked up the ower.
Officer:
You What?
Older Woman:
His body parts are in plastic bags
in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly
backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
Senior Officer:
A senior officer slowly approaches the car,
clasping his half drawn gun
Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Old Lady:
Is there a problem sir?
Senior Officer:
One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Lady:
Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer:
Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing
nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer:
:
Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Lady:
Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Officer:
:
One of my officers claims that you
do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out
a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The Senior Officer examines the license.
He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer:
Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you
didn't have a license, that you stole this car,
and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Lady:
I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
The moral of this story is :
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
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