"You May Be Obsessed With DBZ..."

You might be obsessed with Dragonball Z if you...

1. Are reading this list, thinking you are obsessed with Dragonball Z.
2. Catfish remind you of King Kai.
3. You paint your little brother gray and call him, “Garlic.”
4. You paint your little brother blue and call him, “Pilaf.”
5. You paint your little brother green and call him, “Dende.”
6. You have a pet monkey named, “Bubbles.”
7. Your best friend is a DBZ action figure.
8. You chase crickets with your dad’s sledgehammer.
9. You dye your hair gold, thinking it’ll turn you into a Super Saiyan.
10. You come to this site almost everyday.
11. You think about DBZ at least 6 hours a day.
12. Your parents say to you, “If you wouldn’t have spent so much money on DBZ merchandise, you could’ve paid for your college education!”
13. You and your army of DBZ action figures try to take over the world.
14. You wrap toilet paper around your head and go by the name, “Piccolo.”
15. You lit yourself on fire and yell, “Kio-ken!!!”
16. You think DBZ is the best thing since sliced bread!
17. You think Trunks has a crush on you.
18. You have a DBZ website.
19. You dye your hair purple and wear a jean jacket 24 hours a day.
20. You name your kids after fruits and vegetables.
21. You name your kids after underwear.
22. You let people beat you up after school everyday so you can get stronger.
23. You jump off the top of your house and try to fly.
24. While in a body cast, you insist the nurse release you so you can go train.
25. You are scared of frogs because they might switch bodies with you.
26. You think dinosaurs are real.
27. You try to marry one of Akira’s children so you can be related to him.
28. You know everything from DB to DBGT.
29. You’ve done half the stuff on this list.
30. You stand on top of your house, look at the clouds, yell, “Nimbus!” jump off your house, and try to get on one of the low clouds.
31. You tell the class bully you have a higher power level just so he won’t beat you up.
32. You spend 2 hours in the bathroom every morning trying to recreate Goku or Vegeta’s hair-do.
33. You think DBZ manga is, “High quality literature!”
34. You draw DBZ characters in the margins of your notes.
35. You walk around school and shot out fake Kamehameha’s at teachers you don’t like.
36. When the gym teacher asks why you are taking all of the basketballs, you correct him and tell him they are Dragonballs.
37. In the middle of a fight, you yell Kio-ken for no reason at all.
38. You tell you “friends” that you blew up the school last night with a Final Flash.
39. You swear that you won’t eat ham or pork chops ever again, for fear that it may be Oolong you’re eating.
40. You train by going on the Gravitron at the state fair.
41. You remember every line ever said by a DBZ character.
42. DBZ things plague your room.
43. You own more DBZ action figures than you do “friends.”
44. You think Master Roshi is your long lost grandfather.
45. You think you have Saiyan blood in you.
46. You tell your cat that he/she doesn’t get to eat until he/she shapeshiftes like Puar.
47. You think that when you die, you’ll finally get to train under King Kai!
48. You laugh at King Kai’s jokes!
49. You consider DBZ manga to be, “The Holy Bible.”
50. You pray to Shenlong every night.
51. You throw the pills the doctor gave you yesterday on the ground, think they’ll turn into flying cars.
52. You think Yajirobe is hot.
53. You think Gohan is your brother.
54. You constantly tell people that if you trace your family tree back far enough, that you are related to King Vegeta.
55. You write about DBZ for most of your English papers.
56. On the Biology final, the question about cells, you write about DBZ.
57. You think that you have a higher power level than teachers.
58. You think eating 300 pounds of rice will get you strong like Goku.
59. You write an “M” on your forehead.
60. Since you’ve been bad most of your life, you think that when you die, you’ll meet “Mr. Satan!”
61. You’ve lost more friends through DBZ then you can count on your hands, your mother’s hands, your father’s hands, your brother’s hands, and your sister’s hands combined.
62. You cut off your arm, thinking you can re grow it.
63. Instead of going to a family reunion, you stayed home to watch DBZ.
64. You draw so many DBZ pictures, that you could wallpaper your house with them.
65. You think DBZ is 15% better than real life.
66. Your family compares you and DBZ to Europe and the Bubonic Plague.
67. You steal all the basketballs you can, thinking they are Dragonballs.
68. You say quotes from DBZ for no apparent reason.
69. You yell Kamehameha when things don’t go your way.
70. You are a DBZ Otaku.
71. Whenever somebody doesn’t know something about DBZ, you claim they have a sheltered life.
72. DBZ consumes your life.
73. When you start talking to a priest about DBZ, he thinks you’ve been consumed by the devil himself.
74. You are know to your “friends” as, “Kamesen’nin.
75. You legally change your name to a Saiyan one.
76. If you’ve answered yes to everything on this list, somebody should drag you out into a street and shot you.