"Parody Characters"

Generation 0
Dende
Dende’s the oldest person in the parody. He is the keeper of the “DragonMarbles.” Dende is even smaller than his first appearance on Namek. The “Dragonballs” are called “DragonMarbles” because that’s how big they are, the size of a marble. One wish can be made every 5 years. Dende is not to Kami of Earth, there is no Kami.

Generation 1
Roshi
He is just known as Roshi. He’s not a martial arts expert. He can fight, but not very well. He tends not to, mainly, because he’s a priest. That’s right. He also thinks very heavily on this subject as well, hentai. He thinks “hentai” is the magazine of the “devil.” His main goal in life is to destroy all hentai, playboys, etc. and striper bars and services. He is a very clean man.

Ox KingClick for a pic of Parody Ox King
Ox King is an “ox” with a crown on his head. He doesn’t do much. He sits (stands I guess) in a field all day and eats...grass. When night rolls around, he, goes to sleep in this little barn thing. He life is very boring. It gets more exciting when some punk high school kids go “cow tipping” in the middle of the night, and mistake him for a cow. When the Ox King gets fatter, he’ll be sentenced to the slaughter house.

Old Gohan
Old is just what he is. He lives in the “Silver Head Nursing Home.” He doesn’t move very fast anymore. He sometimes sits in his wheelchair, but when he wants a real thrill, he uses his walker. With his walker, he gets it going to 200 yards an hour. Pretty fast ain’t it! He used to work at, well, nobody really knows. He’s about 223 years old. He’s the oldest man on record. Everyday, everybody in the “Home” says, “Look everybody, here comes Old Man Gohan in his little walker.” “Isn’t he dead yet!?!?!?!”He mostly sleeps and eats rice pudding.

Bacterian
Nobody knows why his name is “Bacterian.” “Bacterian” sounds more like a name for a dirty person, which Bacterian isn’t. He takes a bath three times a day and washes behind his ears too. He’s never missed a bath in his life. As soon as he gets dirt on himself, it’s off as soon as possible.

Generation 2

Goku
Goku is a farmer kind of guy. He talks like no other. He uses very little grammar at all. He thinks, “Gr’mm’r i’ jus’ a b’g waste a’ time.” He has a pig farm. On of the pigs being Oolong. Goku has no use for fighting. He thinks he’s a fighter, but when he ever tries, he just gets in the way.

Bulma
Bulma is a hooker. She’s also an exotic dancer. She has the IQ of “cheese.” Goku drove his tractor into town on day and Bulma fell in love with him instantly (mostly because he had money.) Goku and Bulma were married in a drive through chapel in Los Vegas . Goku took Bulma to his farmer and they’ve lived there ever since.

Vegeta
Vegeta is very smart. He studies 12 hours a day. He is billed as “mini Einstein.” He hates fighting and couldn’t throw a punch if his life depended on it. He’s “friends” call him, “Mister Studious.” He hates most of the things Chi-Chi does and she hates most of the stuff he does.

Chi-Chi
Chi-Chi thinks that school books are, “The work of the devil.” Chi-Chi isn’t very lady like. She’s a tomboy. Also, she’s the general of the biggest army in the world. She thinks that the world has no use for smart people and she wants ‘em all extinct. She’s pushing for World War III, she doesn’t care who it’s against, she just wants to fight, fight, FIGHT!

Piccolo
Piccolo is nicknamed, “The Coolest Guy in the World.” He’s a snappy dresser and talks like no other. He invented modern communication, such as “Wazzzzzzup!!!” He has no job, he gets welfare.

Frieza
Frieza is Piccolo’s partner in crime. Frieza is known as the second “’Coolest’ Guy in the World,” hence the name “Frieza,” (get it, Frieza, cool, Frieza cool?) He’s just like Piccolo.

Android #17
#17 is a nobody. He lives on the street, collecting bits of trash here and there, making soup out of it at the end of the day. He thinks the Homeless shelters and for “wimpies.” He goes nowhere in live.

Android #18
#18 is the head of a major corporation, don’t know if you’ve heard of it before, I think it’s called “Microsoft.” Not sure on that, I’ll have to check in on it. All I know is that she is called, “Money” for short.

Gneration 3

Trunks
Trunks is a pro basketball player. He does many illegal moves in games, such as flying, ki blasts, and using his sword on many unfortunate players.

KrillinClick for a pic of Parody Krillin
Krillin is the strongest person in the world. He’s earth’s savoir. Nobody can match his skill or power level.

Gohan
Gohan works at McDonalds. He serves people. Everyday, he’s on the verge of being fired. People don’t like him very much. It could be due partly to the way he powers up in the middle of an order, destroying a lot of the kitchen itself. Also, the way he cooks hamburgers. He points his hand at the raw meat, and does a mesenko. He figures people like burnt meat. Also, if a customer is unsatisfied, he’ll kill them right on the spot. He sees it as, “IF they won’t pay for their stuff, then they shouldn’t be alive.

Goten
Goten is a nerd. He takes after his father, Vegeta, even though he looks identical to Goku. Hmm. He is called, “Super Nerd,” in school, because he knows everything Vegeta knows, and also Chi-Chi has taught him a few things herself. One, Goten wears this big helmet with a blade at the end, just like Chi-Chi did when she was little. Goten uses that blade to slice off the heads of annoying, stupid, people.

Cell
Cell is a biology teacher. Since he’s a freak of nature, looking nothing like Piccolo or Frieza, he makes a good specimen in the lab. He slices off part of his body, such as his arm, throws it under a microscope, and let’s the kids take a look at it. He regrows it later. All the students love him.

Buu
Buu works at a haunted house at a traveling carnival. In the haunted house, he puts a sheet over his head, jumps out and says, “Buu!!!” The little kiddies get scared and try to run away. He stops them, and pulls the sheet off his head and laughs. When the kids ask him why he said, “Boo,” Buu answers that he didn’t say “Boo” but “Buu” his name. Nobody understands him.

Mr. Satan
Mr. Satan doesn’t know why his name is Mr. Satan. One of those mysteries of the universe I guess. He isn’t very popular. During school, kids would beat him up everyday. He once was thrown into the girls bathroom without any pants. All the girlies were scarred for life, so was Satan. He’s never been able to live a normal life since. He now works 2 hours a night as a janitor.

Generation 4

Videl
Videl is a devil worshiper. He spends her life doing the devils deeds, such as killing large amounts of people, stealing things, blowing up buildings, and the thing she likes doing best, destroying churches.

Generation 5
Puar
Puar is a normal house cat, but not for long! Something is in store for her/he pretty soon!

Bra
Bra has an underwear store where she sells................Men’s Underwear!!! She secretly wishes she was a guy, with the name, “Boxer.” Maybe she’ll get her wish someday...

Generation 6

Nappa
Nappa works at the hair club for men. Not only is he the hair club president, he’s also their best customer!!!

Raditz
Raditz also is ion the hair bis. He works at a hair styling company, where he’s trying to develop the perfect women’s hair style. It isn’t working though, all the women at the company are constantly wondering why a woman would want ankle length hair, that is all spiked up and it looks like you just got out of bed. Hmmm.

Generation 7

Mr. PopoClick for a pic of Parody Popo
Mr. Popo spends all his time inside the house, so his skin isn’t burnt black, it’s bright white. He hardly ever comes out. People say he’s trying to invent a new and improved pork and beans. Others say, he’s trying to make a real Frankenstein. Yet still others like he’s trying to be a gymnast. Who knows!?!!?

King Yama
King Yama is king of the Yamas. Nobody knows what a “Yama” is, but it ain’t good. He has an army of them and is planing a takeover.

Saibeman
Saibeman is an idiot. He sends most of his time in speech therapy. His life is very, boooringgg. He doesn’t do much and at the end of High School, he was voted, “Most Likely to Be Shot in the Middle of a Street While Trying to Talk to a Blind Guy on One Foot.” What will happen to Saibeman?

Tapion
Tapion is the elven king. He is very short and tiny. He spends his day prancing around the forest in a thong singing happy, happy, songs. What a life!

Garlic Jr.
Garlic Jr. Has escaped from the DeadZone once again. This time, he’s bring the “Fruity Boyz” with him. This 9 man team is on powerful force. Can Krillin beat them? Who knows? Their names are, “Fruit Spice (this one used to be a Spice Girl), Pineapple, Tart, Fruitcake, Tooty Fruity, Mango, Lemon Head, Melon Head, and Orange.

Generation 8

Kami
Kami is a sumo wrassler. A big green wrassler. Who knows why he married Pan. Pan has a thing for fatty people. Kami used to be the “Kami” of Earth, but he ran away from that job a few years back.

Guru
Guru is also fat, but he’s trying to lose some weight with Jenny Craig. Jenny promised that if he lost 200 pounds in 60 days, he could be the new spokesperson. He’s shooting for that goal.

Lunch
Lunch is also fat (why am I doing this all of a sudden?)The reason could be blamed on a fast. Lunch, about six years back, vowed that she’d fast for 30 days. But, whenever lunch time comes around, she gets very hungry and eats like a crazed animal. She eats enough to fed 10 people. Every time she eats, she has to start over again.

Pan
Pan spends her life working in a stainless steal factory. She is on an assembly line and she puts together “pans” for a living. (I don’t even thing they have an assembly line for pans, but oh well.) Her dream is to start her own stainless steal factory someday...someday.

Tien Click for a pic of Parody Tien
Tien is another geek (just like Vegeta and Goten.) He wears glasses. His “friends” call him “six eyes.” He gets very mad at that. He has a very short temper. He doesn’t really have “friends.”

Choatzu
Choatzu is a mime. He stands in the middle of a street and puts on his show. People throw pennies at him. He smiles. He thinks his life is great, until the cars start coming down the road...

Generation 9

Pilaf
Pilaf is a Namekian reject. (in the show he isn’t Namekian) He was rejected from Planet Namek at a young age. Without the 24/7 sun on earth, Pilaf couldn’t keep his greenish complexion. So he turned blue. Too bad. Oh yeah, all the people in Generation 9 stay just like they are in the show. Pilaf still wants to conquer the world.

Yamcha
Yamcha is a pro baseball player. He is a wimpy fighter. What’s there to talk about?