"Parody Relations"
How to read this Character Relation Tree
Okay, just so you know, we are still in the Parody Universe. This is not the real character relation tree. I whipped this thing together in about 10 minutes, so it’s not very organized. But, I’ll explain every generation to you. Oh yeah, just to explain things better, sorry for just about every guy married to another guy. I didn’t plan it that way, but there just aren’t enough females in the show, I had to have something. And don’t get any sick ideas about it either. Just because Ox King is an ox, doesn’t mean you can make fun of Roshi.
Generation 0
Dende is the only person here. Has no parents, brothers, sisters, or family.
Generation 1
The people in the first generation are: Roshi, Ox King, Old Gohan, and Bacterian.
Roshi is married to Ox King. Their kids: Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Android #17.
Old Gohan is married to Bacterian. Their kids: Bulma, Chi-Chi, Frieza, Android #18.
Generation 2
The people in this generation are: Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Androids #17 and #18, Frieza, Bulma, and Chi-Chi.
Goku is married to Bulma. Their kids: Trunks, Krillin, Oolong
Vegeta is married to Chi-Chi. Their kids: Gohan and Goten.
Piccolo is married to Frieza. Their kids: Cell and Buu.
Android #17 is married to #18. Their kids: #17: Mr. Satan. #18: Mr. Satan and Videl.
Generation 3
People here: Trunks, Krillin, Gohan, Goten, Cell, Buu, Mr. Satan.
Cell marries Videl of the next generation.
Generation 4
People in this generation: Videl.
Videl is married to Cell. Their kids: Puar and Bra. Note: Videl’s parents are Mr. Satan and Android #18. Her brother is also Mr. Satan. Videl is later married to Garlic Jr. A couple of generations down the road.
Generation 5
People in this generation: Puar and Bra.
Puar is married to Oolong. Their kids: Nappa and Raditz.
Bra is married to Nappa, he’s in the next generation.
Generation 6
People here: Nappa, Raditz.
Nappa is married to Bra. Their kids are: Mr. Popo, King Yama, a Saibeman, Tapion, and Garlic Jr. (don’t know why there’s a Jr. At the end of his name.)
Raditz is married to Mr. Popo of the next generation.
Generation 7
People here: Mr. Popo, King Yama, a Saibeman, Tapion, and Garlic Jr.
Mr. Popo is married to Raditz of the previous generation. Their kids: Kami, Guru, and Lunch.
Garlic Jr. Is married to Videl of a lot of generations back. Their kid: Pan, Tien, Choatzu.
Generation 8
People here: Kami, Guru, Lunch, Pan, Tien, Choatzu
Pan is married to Kami. Their “kid”: Pilaf!?!?!?!?!
Generation 9
People here: Pilaf, Yamcha
There you have it. Three generations in the real series, reduced to 10 here. Go figure. Also, you may notice that none of the kids look like their parents. You’ll here about this later.
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