"Text Quotes"

The following quotes have been said in the American Version of DB/Z. If have any you'd like to add, please tell us. If any of them are wrong (I'm guessing about 1/4 are close, but not quite.) please tell us. Thank you, and read on.

"Hey guys, I guess that means I'll beat him up with my feet!" -Recoome (after Goku said, "You won't even lay a hand on me.")
"I love picking vegetables from my garden." -Recoome (he was pulling vegeta out of the ground.)
"My legs starting to cramp." -Recoome (he was posing too long)
"Whoever has the best pose gets two pieces of charmal." -Ginyu (when he was recruiting members for the Ginyu Force)
"What's my power level at now?" (Ginyu) "23,000 sir." -Jace
" I eat punks like you for my morning breakfast." -Vegeta (talking to Gohan)
"A wise man once said, "The stronger you get, the stronger you smell!" -Goku
"My dad could do that!" -Gohan (after Radditz picked up the trunk Gohan was hiding under and threw it)
"Watch out Gohan, that turtles a sore loser." -Master Roshi (his turtle lost in Rock, Paper, Sissors, and shot foam at Gohan)
"You singed my leg hairs." -Radditz
"Goku! Goku!" Krillin ((when Goku arrives on Namak)Krillin is such a wimp, he was taken out in one kick))
"This planet is history!" -Vegeta
"You won't escape, MY WRATH!!!" -Vegeta
"Rock, paper, sissors! Rock, paper, sissors! Rock, paper sissors!" (Ginyu Force) "We're being captured by a bunch of goofballs." -Gohan
"I think you burnt my underwear." -Gohan
"You cheated! You said no eye lasers." (Gohan) "Don't believe anything your opponent says." -Piccolo
"Help me Piccolo!" (Gohan, fallen in the river) "There will be no help!" -Piccolo
"Gohan! This is the last time I'll tell you! Get back to the ship!" Goku, supersayian
"I just love soap operas." -Recoome
"Hey guys. What kind of dog doesn't bark? A hotdog!! Ha, ha, ha!" -King Kai
"I think you broke my new denchers." -Recoome
"That must be the Recoome BOOM! Ha, ha, ha!" -Goku
"My name is Recoome. It ryhmes with doom. And you'll be hurting all to soon!" -Recoome
"You're full of it!" -Piccolo (when Freiza said he sill has 2 more transformations)
"Don't p*ss off the eternal dragon of love!" -Dende (the first time I heard this, I was shocked at what Dende said)
"Pow! Right in the kisser. Ho, ho, ho. I'd be shaking in my boots too Freiza." -Annoucer (when he was talking about what happened the day before, the episode was Namak's Destruction?"
"If you can't decide what to wish for, just wish for nothing three times so I can leave." -Puronga
"What's that in your hand?" (Vegeta) "It's just a watch!" (Gohan) "With all the high technology these days, are you trying to tell that big klunker is a watch?" "It's an antique!" -Vegeta and Gohan
" We're the last of the sayians. That means we have to watch out for each other. So don't disobay me (slams his knee into Gohan's stomache) little brother." -Vegeta
"I said, YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNE A FISH!!!" -Tein (when he had to tell a joke to King Kai, he was powering up and everything)
"I hope you feel better now that you passed that wind. Ha, ha, ha!" -King Kai (Piccolo was meditating and saw Gohan in trouble. All this wind started blowing around and when it stopped, King Kai made his joke)
"Hey Freiza. Wanna try again? Here, here's your target." -Krillin (When he's sticking his tongue out at Freiza and patting is butt)
"One thing to keep in mind. Never turn your back, when your up against Vegeta." -Vegeta
"Never underestimate the true power of a supersayian. Because while your gloating, I'll be the victor." -Vegeta
"They never told me Piccolo was a Namak. This is cool. Go green" -Dende
"So. You lost your armor and grew two inches. You call that a transformation." -Vegeta
"Ahh. It's warm. You're too kind." -Freiza (when he sat down in King Vegeta's thrown)
"Oh my. This is, stupendous. Wow. Unbealivible. This is great!" -Freiza (when he destroyed planet Vegeta)
"Zarbon, last time I had my hearing checked, it was just fine." -Freiza
"I guess I should be grateful." (kicks Dende) "Just be glad I'm in a good mood." -Vegeta (after being healed)
"What'd you do that for? You can sure take mercy but you can't give it can you Vegeta?" -Goku (after Vegeta killed Recoome and Berta)
"Vegeta looks pretty ragged out." -Goku
"I wanna be a scholoar." -Gohan
"For a minute there, I didn't think I would ever get home. Well, it's not that I didn't believe in you Goku it's just that, well, I'm homesick." -Krillin
"I guess sometimes you just have to attack head on." (Gohan) "Wait Gohan." (Krillin) "Idiots." (Vegeta) -Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta
"It's time to kill the mighty midget." -Freiza (talking about Gohan)
"I'm beginning to despise that cocky little roaster. He's a pretty boy, a real ladies man. If it wern't for you being short and orange, I'd say he's the better looking one." -Berta
"Hey, Recoome. Finish the fight today or no T.V. for a week." -Berta
"Hey, Guldo, hurry up and finish these guys or your off the Force." (Recoome) "No way!" (Guldo) "Yah! And not to mention your spot on the bowling team!" (Jace) -Recoome, Guldo, and Jace
"Phew! It stinks back here. Don't you ever take a bath?" -Goku (holding onto Freiza's tail)
"My strategy is kicking them in the shins!" -Oolong
"We were so happy together. I'm ready to take on Freiza myself!" (or something like that)-Puar
"All you have to do is train at 100 times earth's gravity Puar." -Oolong
"I'm a scientist, not a magican. Use your head." -Dr. Briefs (talking to Chichi)
"They're both monsters, one's good, one's evil." -Piccolo
"The kid’s a true sayian. His power increases after every battle. He’s hot. Red hot." –Vegeta (talking about Gohan)
"Even when he’s a corps, he still babbles." –Freiza
"My, son, lives, on." –Bardock
"No. Not the tail. Yes. The tail. In an instant, Vegeta becomes a sayian punching bag." –Announcer

Season 4 Quotes
"Gohan, I’d like you to meet your new tutor, Mr. Shoe." Chi-Chi
"First my husband left me, then my son starts rebelling..." Chi-Chi
"Huh, LOSER!" Vegeta
"Hey, Servant Woman, get me a dry cloth!" Vegeta
"These garments, are they women’s or men’s clothing, they’re pink!" Vegeta
"Men wearing pink, how bizarre!" Vegeta
(Everybody laughing at Vegeta.) "Quite or I’ll blast ya!" Vegeta
"I can’t believe Vegeta’s so fast!" Yamcha (well Yamcha, it could be that Vegeta is a lot stronger than you ya know.)
"Maybe you’d like coffee instead." Bulma’s mom (after Vegeta’s landed.)
"So you must be Frieza." Trunks’ first line.
"Superb." King Cold (I mostly like this quote because King Cold has a cool voice and it sounds neat when he says it.)
"It’s amazing how every time you open your mouth you manage to look like an idiot." Vegeta
"It’s only fair that I should warn you guys...you don’t stand a chance against me. " Trunks
"Hmmm...thanks for the tip. Listen Up! Now I’ve got one for you Frieza: Know your enemy. You’ve already made some pretty big assumptions about me, and that’s a mistake that’s going to cost you dearly. " Trunks
"You’re about to find out what it’s like to fight a REAL super saiyan. And I’m not talking about Goku. " Trunks
"What’s a Goku?" King Cold
"So, you wanna see my sword huh? " Trunks
"How about a cold drink? Goku’s not due to arrive for another 2 hours. It’s pretty hot and dry out there. " Trunks
"What are you looking at?! " Vegeta "Oh uh, nothing, it’s just that I, uh...I like your shirt... " Trunks "You would. " Vegeta
"Why do you keep looking over here!? Haven’t you ever seen a pink shirt before!? If you like it that much you can have it! " Vegeta "No...no thank you. " Trunks "Then knock it off kid! " Vegeta
"What a great variety of sodas! " Gohan
"Do they have grape? " Krillin
"Look it the size of that hole! " Gohan
"I like him, he’s got Root Beer! " Bulma
"Then you can find your own ride home!!!" Yamcha
"Well then, just chill for an hour!" Bulma
"I’m just saying he’s a liar, not a weakling!" Vegeta
"Thank you, my name is Trunks. This is going to sound really strange but I’m not from this time. I traveled here in a time machine 20 years in the future." Trunks
"I’m the only one left, I’m doing the best I can!" Trunks
"There will be only one survivor. That’s my master and best friend Gohan. He narrowly escapes from that battle, but then, 13 years later...they finally get him!" Trunks
"Father...you’re so tough and proud, hard and cold like a rock. But still, deep down, your heart beats like mine does. I know you feel...I’m your son. I’m your son, and I will always love you. I’m glad I got to see you, dad. Farewell, young mother. May the good spirits keep you safe." Trunks
"Bulma marries Vegeta!?!?" Goku
"You’re Vegeta’s son!? I can kind of see the resemblance." Goku
"Let’s see you turn Super Saiyan." Trunks
"*sneeze*" Yamcha (in Japan, it’s said that whenever you sneeze, it’s said somebody is talking behind your back.
"And thanks for this! *holds up medicine* Oh, and it’s purple! I bet it’s grape!" Goku
"You shouldn’t have let the Dr. Gero live, that mistake will come back to haunt you." Trunks
"It’s a new technique, Instantaneous Transmission!" Goku
"I shouldn’t have come here then if you could’ve beat him on your own." Trunks
"I learned it on Yardratt. They’re not very strong, but they know some good techniques. They like me cause I can eat as much as them." Goku
"Now I can catch up on my readin’!" Master Roshi
"Now he’s going to get an attitude." Bulma
"On May 12th, three years from now, on an island 9 miles southwest of South City, to terrible monsters will arrive." Piccolo (he sounds like that announcer who does the horror flick commercials, heh heh)
"Who put you in charge?" Vegeta
"I can see I’m out numbered, so I guess I’m in. This is really going to cut into my social life ya know, bud?" Krillin
"Just let him come this one time Chi-Chi. Then he can keep his nose in the books for the rest of his life!" Goku
"Where there’s a will, there’s a way." Goku
"Don’t leave us in suspense, just tell us how you escaped." Vegeta
"I want to train at 300x Earth’s gravity!" Vegeta (a little blunt there don’t you think, Vegeta?)
"It’s the last fashion. But hey, at least it’s better than PINK!" Goku "Oh, never mind!" Vegeta
"Vegeta, I’m going to become as strong as you." Yamcha (sure you will Yamcha)
"If you Vegeta can train at 300x Earth’s Gravity, so can I." Yamcha (don’t make me laugh)
"Oh, I forgot, I’m married." Bulma’s mom (what a ditz)
"I keep making this stuff for Vegeta and he breaks it." Dr. Briefs
"Those Saiyans are indestructible." Dr. Briefs (they should are)
"Gohan, your slow!" Goku (way to boost his confidence)
"I don’t think Vegeta’s playing with a full deck of cards." Dr. Briefs
"See, Vegeta, all of the weaker Saiyan’s are sent out to the weaker worlds, so if something happens, nothing will happen to them." King Vegeta "Good, get outta here you rats!" Chibi Vegeta
"Fish again. We’ve had fish for two weeks now." Piccolo
"Goku, I’ve tired of walking." Chi-Chi "Well, I’d drive you if I could, but I don’t have my drivers license." Goku *looks at Piccolo* "Do you know?" "Hey, don’t get me involved in this!"
"Hey, Piccolo, nice clothes!" Goku "They’re yours. You wife found them and made me where them!" Piccolo "She means well." Goku "I did I get dragged into this." Piccolo
"Okay, let’s go, go, go! You hear that engine!? That’s power!!!!" Female Instructor.
"Our first lesson is how to open the door." Male Instructor
"Training program simulation, 450x Earth’s Normal Gravity." Computer (overdoing it Vegeta?)
"This is a highway, you don’t need to drive like an old lady." Female Instructor
"There, that’s better!" Female Instructor
"Press on the accelerator and let gently on the brake." Male Instructor *ZOOOOOOOOM!!!* "You made it go in reverse!" Male Instructor
"Hey, I made it go forward!" Goku
"Are you challenging me Goku!? If you want to race, I’ll race!" Piccolo
"You two are the worst students this driving school’s ever had!" Male Instructor
"Both hands aren’t on the wheel, minus one point... Eyes aren’t on the road, minus one point...What’re you doing!?!?!... Minus 10 points!" Male Instructor
"You failed." Male Instructor "What about me?" Piccolo "Yes, you too." Male Instructor "You mean I didn’t get my driver’s license?" Goku "Why’d you want your license when you can fly?" Male Instructor
"Are you telling me you muscle-heads didn’t get your license!?!?!" Chi-Chi
"Phew! These clothes smell like fish!" Gohan
"Bulma, is that your kid? I bet Yamcha’s the father!" Gohan
"Huh, wait until your here who the father is." Yamcha
"Hey, he’s Vegeta’s son. His name’s Trunks." Goku "Hey, how did you know his father?" Bulma "Uh, I, uh, well, he looks like Vegeta, that’s all." "Hey, you also knew his name." Bulma "Well, uh, well, just a lucky guess!" Goku (what a dope!)
"Hey you guys, watch out, there are some Androids going around." Yamcha
"We are they." Android #20
"He will provide adequate energy." Android #19 (sure he will)
"Hey, where’s Vegeta, I thought he was supposed to be here." Goku "I don’t know, he hasn’t been around lately." Bulma (keep track of your husband better)
"anything baby Trunks says!" Baby Trunks
"You’re watching Dragonball Z." T.O.M. (he says that everyday at 4:19, and it just interrupts all the action!)
"The human’s name is Yamcha." Android #19 (I like anything #19 says, his voice is cool!)
"These are the Androids, they look kind of silly." Piccolo
"Go, girl, go!" Master Roshi and Oolong (watching girls exercise)
"Let’s lead them away from here, there’s too many innocent here." Goku
"Okay, I agree, there’s too many innocent here." Android #20 (shoots everything up!)
"There, you said there are too many innocent people here, so I got rid of them. I take it you don’t like my way of doing it." Android #20
"Stop, this is far enough. We’ll fight here." Android #20
"Hmm, they picked this spot so they can us the rocks as cover." Piccolo
"Those androids can absorb your energy!" Yamcha
"I don’t think I can go, I can’t fight the Androids!" Yamcha (now you finally realize how weak you are, Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!)
"Yajirobe, why don’t you fight, I heard your a pretty good fighter, they need all the help they can get!" Bulma "Because I can’t fly." Yajirobe "Oh." Bulma
"Answer one thing, how’d you know my name." Goku "Right before I pound you into a pulp, I guess I could tell you that one thing." Android #20
"Dr. Gero planted a transmitter on you at the world’s martial arts tournament. Ever since then, it’s been recording information on every battle you’ve ever been in....And so, we were designed specifically to destroy you, ever since you destroyed the Red Ribbon Army." Android #20 "What!? This is just a grudge battle!" Goku
"What’s wrong with Goku, he’s out of breath. He couldn’t have used that much energy flying over here." Tenshinhan
"Where you tracking me on Namek?" Goku "We didn’t need to, we had all the information we needed." Android #20 "Well, you obviously didn’t know Goku was a Super Saiyan!" Piccolo
"Now do you understand?" Master Roshi "No, not really." Marron (Ditz)
"Who, that’s so sweet of Krillin to get me a Red Ribbon." Marron (Ditz)
"Krillin, where are you?" Marron "Marron, Krillin’s not here." Master Roshi (duh!)
"Yamcha’s right, you can’t sense their power levels." Gohan (I just like this quote because that’s one of the Androids coolest abilities.)
"the grunts and wheezes during battle" Android #19 (I link that ‘cause it sounds cool)
"Ah ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Android #19
"Goku, don’t use your energy waves, they’ll just absorb the energy. It’ll make them stronger, got it!?" Piccolo
"I’m not even worried, Goku’s beating him. I think Goku’s going to win this." Krillin
"I am." Gohan "You’re right to be worried, Gohan." Piccolo
"Goku, no!" *Goku shoots a blast at #19* Piccolo
"It’s the virus, it’s attacking his heart!" Gohan "You’re right, Gohan! Goku thought that guy was wrong. This is happening later than it should. With his visit, the future has already been altered!" Piccolo (that’s funny, the future’s messed up now)
"I’ll keep you busy if you want." Master Roshi "Okay, tell me that story again." Marron "That’s not what I had in mind." Roshi
"Yes. Perfect." Android #19
"The sleeper has awakened. I am prince of all Saiyans once again." Vegeta (yes!!)
"Vegeta distracted me." Piccolo
"You guys aren’t going anywhere, unless one of you is foolish enough to cross me." Android #20 (Piccolo’s foolish!)
"There was an electrical storm. It was an exterior manifestation of what was inside me." Vegeta
"And then the mother of all meteors came done." Vegeta
"Something happened, something snapped in me. I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about Kakorrat, I didn’t care about being the strongest, I didn’t care about life anymore." Vegeta (sounds like suicide)
"...Uncle Yajirobe!" Yajirobe
"What’s he crying about, I’m the one that’s wet!" Yajirobe
"There you go, always coming in in a pinch Yajirobe." Bulma "Yep, sure, that’s me." Yajirobe (don’t be so modest.)
"Let’s go see Daddy, Trunks." Bulma
"Kakorrat, you knew that the virus would come, you should’ve known not to transform into Super Saiyan." Vegeta
"Your creator chose a nice chapter to leave out. He didn’t get any of our battles in space." Vegeta (how true!)
"Vegeta, you know some of my moves, but I know all of yours." Android #19
"I’ll take Goku back, I’m not much use here." Yamcha (you finally realize this!!!)
"Look who joined the Super Saiyan club." Gohan
"You just got out of the factory with no warranty, and you’re already broken." Vegeta
"You’re a tub of lard, you bucket of bolts." Vegeta
"I will absorb all your energy." Android #19
"I’ll never let go, not until I have all your energy." Android #19
"Never is a long time!" Vegeta
"Never say die!!!" Vegeta (*raises eyebrow* where’d that come from?)
"I guess Androids do experience fear!" Vegeta (Oh yeah!)
"If you can experience fear, do you have shame?" Vegeta
"Vegeta doesn’t seem so cool now." Android #20
"I’m a stronger model then Android #19." Android #20
"You’re bluffing." Vegeta
"Android #20 could’ve beat Vegeta, but he never called Vegeta’s bluff." Piccolo
"Vegeta’s almost impossible to beat mentally, he finds and uses everything to his advantage. Physically, I think he’s reached a new plateau." Piccolo "You mean he could be stronger than my dad?" Gohan "Yes." Piccolo (ohhhhh!)
"What a mess. It looks like I’m too late. I should have gone back a little further. It’s too risky now, the ship doesn’t have enough energy. I wouldn’t be able to make it home again, I’d be stranded in the past!" Trunks (oops)
"You were my only hope, Goku, but I guess I was destined to handle this alone." Trunks
"Man, what IS this!? I’ve never seen it before! This isn’t one of the Androids that killed Dr. Gero!" Trunks
"Oh man, this is mind boggling! Shoot, I can figure this out later!" Trunks
"Maybe history changed, and it changed the appearance of the Android. Either that, or this is hust a first generation and there are more on the way." Trunks (you better believe it!)
"Uh, I’ll throw Trunks out the window!" Yajirobe
"Yeah, even though I’ve never seen him before, I can tell he’s one of Dr. Gero’s creations." Trunks
"The time line as I knew it must have shifted when I travelled here from the future. Aw man! I was afraid that this might happen...but...but, it was a calculated risk that I HAD to take!" Trunks (You know, I think that all this time travel talk is above the heads of the 7 year olds that the show is marketed for, you know, just a thought.)
"No, I’m afraid he doesn’t have a chance. And I know that! Because in my world, thee 2 Androids have already killed Vegeta! Well, I won’t let it happen again! I WON’T let my father die!" Trunks
"I can’t believe my father is so stubborn and self-centered!" Trunks (that’s the way it’s always been, Trunks)
"How many times do I have to tell you before it gets through your thick skull? Never underestimate the power of the Androids!" Trunks (I won’t talk back to Vegeta if I were you Trunks...)
"Grrr....YOU ARE TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!" Trunks
"Thaaat’s them..." Trunks
"Oh man, I thought you were a deer!" Hillbilly (what’d you do if somebody shot at you, claiming they "thought" you were a deer?)
"16!? There’s another Android I didn’t know about!" Trunks (you really messed up now)
"I’m not going to let you shut us off again." #17
"*head rolls on ground* Now I’m really mad!" #20
"Turn him on already #18." #17
"You, with the shiny head, come here." #17
"We’ll come back you these guys later." #17
"See guys, these Androids you thought were so scary are just a guy with long hair and a scarf and a beautiful young girl." Vegeta
"Never send a boy to do a man’s job." Vegeta (And who could that man be?)
"You disobeyed me?" #17
"I bet you’re glad to get out of that casket, how long you been in there? Not speaking, maybe Dr. Gero didn’t give you a voice box." #17
"Did somebody say Goku?" #16
"We’ll take the next automobile that comes by." #17 "Why don’t we just fly?" #18 "Because we’ve never driven before." #17 (Yeah, that’s right! Don’t you love #17’s authority!?!?)
"He doesn’t have the human traits that #18 or I have. I want to see what other flaws he has." #17
"Father, why won’t you listen to me?" Trunks
"Are you okay in there, Vegeta?" Trunks
"Father! AHHHH!!! FAAATTTHERR!!!" Trunks
"I’ll stay out as long as none of your friends interfere." #17
"It’s so boring out here, nothing ever happens." Farmer
"Hey man, there’s two people on the back of the truck!" Truck Driver
"He’s following #18 around, and she’s leading him to a trap." #17
"Stand still for a minute so I can get you." Vegeta
"Which of you should I send to the scrap heap first?" Vegeta
"I’m sorry I have to go hard on you, but it’s the only way you’ll learn." #18
"I know how fragile you flesh and blood types are." #18
"Hey, are you coming in the boat. Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha." Idiot
"Marron, I love you but I can’t, it’s not right, I’m a turtle." Umigame
"What’s his name." Idiot "Turtle." Marron
"He guys, you don’t have to go so hastely." Krillin
"You guys don’t have to do this." Krillin
"It’s just a game, and finding Goku is part of it." #17 (what a twisted sense of fun)
"Gohan, can we stop at my house first. I need to pick up some things. My mom would be happy to see you. Ohhh!! Trunks has a dirty diaper." Bulma "But Bulma, I want to see my dad, he’s not feeling well." Gohan "I agree with Bulma, I want some food." Yajirobe "Yah! Yah! Yah!" Baby Trunks "I guess it’s three against one." Gohan
"Vegeta’s hair’s changed colors again." #17 "Same with that one, I have no data on him." #18
"What’s wrong, #16?" #17 "The birds, you scared them away." #16
"They’re ruthless and coldblooded. I told you that before Krillin, why even ask." Trunks
"Well, hoping doesn’t get us anywhere I’m afraid." Trunks
"I like Goku’s put on a few pounds." Yamcha (just because you’re whippy and can’t bench 50 lbs.)
"Secure the perimeter. I got the hooligans here." Cop
"You, come out of the back!" Cop
"Oh well, we got the ring leaders here." Cop
"*#16 breaks cuffs* Uh, that’s not good." Cop
"Look, I’ll only show you once." #18
"This coffee’s not very fresh." Lucky Foods Guy
"Yah, it’s as old as my mother-in-law." Lucky Foods Buy 2
"Step on it!" #18 (I think you should wear you’re seat belt first, #18)
"Quiet, or I’ll put you in the back." #17
"Let’s take it for a spin." #18 "Okay, but I get to drive." #17
"No offense, man, but your mom is just hard to deal with sometimes." Krillin
"Huh?! But, but, that can’t be true! Here look! I put it, uh, I put it back into it’s capsule when I landed." Trunks
"That’s my capsule. There’s no mistaking it guys, that’s the one I came back in. Wait a second, what’s going on here?" Trunks
"See, it says “Hope,” just like mine. (or something along those lines)" Trunks (“Hope” is the coolest thing about the time machine.)
"I’m sure that this is the same time capsule. I used it to come here form the future. This is so weird! Krillin, ask her if she knows where this is." Trunks
"Yes. The Androids managed to pretty much annihilate our entire population. Some of us escaped form West City before it was destroyed, and now the only wag to survive is to hide in our secret base underground." Trunks (sad)
"Once we figure out how to turn them off, we’ll be able to prevent them from taking over this world... and I’ll finally be able to take back what’s left of mine." Trunks (yes, show them who’s boss)
"What was I thinking coming back in time!? It won’t do anything! I can only change on time line, not two. In one, Goku lives, in the other, well let’s say he doesn’t make it." Trunks (Trunks messed up)
"Can you say that again in English?" Krillin (It ruined the moment)
"Well, tell me, what do you think of the younger version of your mother? Pretty cute, huh?" Bulma "Well, I’d, say you really haven’t changed that much." Trunks "You mean I can keep my girlish looks for another 10 years." Bulma
"I’ll take the weird egg shell thingies if that’s allright with you." Bulma
"It looks like the blast came from inside." Gohan (and the plot thickens!)
"Now...I’ve got to go to Ginger Town." Trunks
"Sorry kid, but I’m going solo." Trunks
"You know how your a super saiyan, well, Piccolo’s a Super Namek!" Krillin (I hate Krillin calling him a Super Namek.)
"If there’s nobody here, why don’t you attack?" Cell "That’s a good question." Piccolo
"Special Beam Cannon!" Cell
"Ka..........Meh.......Hah......Meh.......................HAA!!!" Cell
"My name is Cell and my creator is Dr. Gero." Cell
"The boy isn’t satisfied with dying twice." Cell
"I wish I had Master Roshi’s sunglasses now." Krillin
"Solar Flare!!!" Cell
"Cell moves too fast!" Piccolo
"It’s cold here." Krillin (don’t be a wimp)
"I think you better stand back Krillin." Trunks (I think you should too.)
"It’s the plans to #17!" Trunks ".......Is there anything there about Cell?" Krillin "No, just a gas powered toaster oven." Trunks (suuuuuuure!)
"I’m going to get past SSJ!" Vegeta (always an overachiever)
*throws Chichi in the air* "I gotta stat watching my own strengh!" Goku
"Through my dreams, I could hear everything said. It’s bad isn’t it?" Goku
"I can’t fight now." Goku "Yes, you should rest first." Chichi "Why not, Goku?" Master Roshi "Because, I need to train. I felt it in my dreams, just like Vegeta. I must claim a level higher that Super Saiyan." Goku
"With traveling back and forth in time, have I done a negative to this world? Has everything that’s happened up to now my fault?" Trunks
"C’mon guys, show me your alive!" Super Model Exercise Guru
*man goes postal on office room* "The best thing to do in this situation is to stay calm." T.V. Anchor.
"When this guy comes to your door, the best thing to do is offer him a drink, or something to eat." TV Anchor (this was said in the background, almost impossible to hear. It was said while that man was shooting at Cell.)
"Then Android #17 and #18 showed up like I excepted, but then #16 came in! How many more creations has Dr. Gero had that I didn’t know about?" Trunks
"Then we found a time machine, the machine that Cell came back in, my machine!" Trunks
"Tell me again, why are we traveling off the road?" #18 "Because, it’s fun, #18, where’s your sense of adventure?" #17
"You did it again, you managed to destroy all the fun." #17
"No, it’s not just Piccolo there, he has somebody with him, Kame." Krillin
"Gohan, No! You’re not strong enough. Besides, you’d just get in Piccolo’s way. Don’t worry, we’ll help Piccolo as soon as we’re done training." Goku
"What’s wrong with him, he never stops. " #17
"He defeated me. I must have made a miscalculation." #17
"Stay down!" Piccolo
"Haven’t you ever seen a placed scatter shot before? Your rein of terror ends now." Piccolo
"Come over to that island, or are you scared?" #17
"...And you too, my peach. I’m going to gobble you up!" Cell (sick, sick quote)
"I know it hurts, Gohan. We must play the game, otherwise Piccolo’s sacrifice would’ve been in vain." Goku
"Gohan, no!!!" Goku
"Oh no, it’s so lonely without you here, Kami." Mr. Popo
"He doesn’t know about Cell." Piccolo
"Piccolo, I would absorb you, but I’ve already got your cells into mine. I have no use for you." Cell
"I would’ve done the same thing if I was in his shoes. I remember when I was like them, strongest man in the world.....I’d give anything to help out......." Master Roshi (one of Roshi’s moments.)
"Riiiight." Krillin
"Oh no!" #17
"You can go if you want, I’ll take care of the big, bad monster." #17
"Now you talk." #17
"I’m sorry I knocked you down, Gohan." Goku
"It hurts Goku just as much as you." Mr. Popo
"I enjoyed my time with you #18, you guys are....cool." #16
"I used one of my arm functions." #16
"By my calculations, I’m as powerful as Cell." #16
"I’ll kill him." #16
"I’m going to destroy him." #16
"This is a good place to live and Cell wants to destroy it." #16
"It’s better than living in fear, I don’t consider that living." #16
"Here Trunks, want to play with mommy’s cell phone." Bulma (a “cell” phone and it’s the “Cell” Saga...makes you wonder...)
"Hey, Trunks was talking to his Grandpa!" Bulma
"Okay, if it’s a race he wants, he’s on!" Bulma
"Amazing! He’s [#16] holding his own." Tenshinhan
"What are you still doing here!?!?!?" Tenshinhan
"What do you know, you are missing half a brain." Cell
"He [#16] just might do it." #18
"#16 beat Cell." #17
"#17, behind you!" Tenshinhan
"Tien, what’re you doing? You’re putting out too much energy!" Goku
"We’re going to lose him!!" Goku
"I just felt Cell’s power raise." Goku
"I could get used to this [the power.]" Cell
"#18, we were meant to be with Cell. You do what you want, but wouldn’t you want to join with Cell, just like Dr. Gero meant it to be?" #17 (Cell)
"Life was some fantastic game to #17, he wouldn’t want to end it by joining with you." #18
"I’ve got be more careful." Cell
"Clever technique. But they didn’t go very far." Cell
"It’ll be alright Tien." Goku
"Next time, don’t try to do it on your own, Tien." Goku "Yeah, you had use worried, I know I couldn’t have done that!" Gohan
"Yes, it was an honorable move, but remember, it wasn’t enough. Even all of use together can’t do it. We need something more." Piccolo (Piccolo, now you made him cry!)
"Goku, they’re coming out! I heard some sounds inside and I think they are on their way out." Mr. Popo
"Good call, Trunks! You’re such a smart boy!" Bulma *Trunks looking dumbfounded*
"But for it to work, you have to be within 30 meters." Bulma
"Um, isn’t that a little close?" Krillin "Hey, be glad you have that!" Bulma (really, just push the button and your worries are gone!)
"We could’ve come out sooner. We were done after a few months, but father wanted to be absolutely sure..." Trunks "Quiet! You will not speak of our training to anybody." Vegeta "I guess you’ll have to find out yourself." Trunks
"Shoo! Shoo!" #18
"You’re still looking at those birds? You’ve been looking at them all day. I think you’re malfunctioning." #18
"Why would Cell want to kill so many people? Why doesn’t he stop the destruction?" Cell
"Come on Gohan, come on!" Bulma (why’d Bulma call Trunks Gohan?)
"Next time, on DBZ.........will Piccolo and Gohan survive....." Announcer (why’d the announcer call Goku, Piccolo?)
"Do they think my threats are fake?" Cell
"#18, don’t worry. Cell isn’t going to destroy the islands and risk hurting you." #16
"Why does Cell need to absorb #18? Why does he need to be more powerful?" #16
"*car crashes into another, man jumps out of car and attacks the other* What’s your problem man!?!?!" PO’ed Guy
"Why aren’t you putting yours on Piccolo?" Goku "That is the uniform of the Saiyan and I’m a Namek. I’m not going to wear anything a Saiyan wears...." Piccolo (well said)
"Why even put that [suit] on, you won’t need it." Vegeta "Why, ‘cause you’re going to beat Cell?" Goku "............." Vegeta
"Before we leave, could we have something to eat?" Goku (yeah!!!!!)
"What a view!" Goku
"Dad, come out here and see this!" Gohan (see, see what? I have no idea what you’re talking about, I don’t see anything.)
"And most importantly, here’s our food. There’s enough here to last the whole year." Goku "With the way you eat Dad, there might not be enough." Gohan
"He did it, he ascended." Trunks
"Vegeta thinks he can beat Cell?" #18
"I thought you said he wasn’t going to destroy the islands!?" #18 "I was wrong..." #16 (heh!)
"Tien, can you feel Vegeta’s power level?" Piccolo (Yeah! You should be able to, isn’t it obvious?)
"Now we wait." Piccolo
"Gohan, I want you to be a Super Saiyan." Goku
"Gohan, if you want to be a super saiyan, you must be serious about this training." Goku
"Gohan, I don’t want you to go off by yourself, you could get lost." Goku (what he means is, don’t run away!)
"Gohan, I want you to get stronger than me." Goku (Gohan, Gohan, Gohan, that’s all we hear out of you!)
"Vegeta could’ve beat Cell 10 times over by now. He’s playing with him. He’s just giving Cell a chance to absorb #18!" Piccolo
"What’s going on?" Bulma (none of your business...)
"You’re not Vegeta!" Cell
"That one was free." Vegeta
"That’s right, I’m not Vegeta, I’m Super Vegeta." Vegeta (what’s with this "super" stuff?)
"It looks like Vegeta’s got a bad case of hemorrhoids." Krillin
"That could mean only one thing, Cell." Krillin
"Imagine Cell destroying me and everybody else." Goku "Errrr! Wait, I’ve never see Cell." Gohan (ow!)
"I told you, I train alone." Vegeta
"Oh no, she’s here!" Trunks
"You heard my father, I’m as strong as him!" Trunks
"If my father won’t stop you, I will!" Trunks
"We’ll see." Cell
"I came here to kill you." Krillin
"Come on, don’t let your feelings cloud your judgement." Krillin
"But you have to promise not to treat me like I’m your kid." Gohan
"Father, he’s exploiting your only weakness." Trunks
"Go, before I change my mind." Vegeta
"You won’t be disappointed." Cell
"This is all my fault." Krillin (now you get it!)
"Hey Big Guy." Krillin
"Go, now!" Trunks
"You won’t do it, your emotions get in the way." Vegeta
"He did it." Vegeta
"Now I can finally see if I’m as strong as my ancestors." Vegeta
"I bet you don’t want me here since I’m just slowing you down." Gohan (keep thinking that kid)
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, "Super Vegeta! " " Cell
"Hey, did you get the number of that bus." Krillin
"I know firsthand how powerful Cell is." Krillin (but Krillin, you’re so weak that everybody seems powerful to you!)
"Stop fooling around!" Vegeta
"You’re not taking this seriously!" Vegeta
"I might even break a sweat." Vegeta
"While we were training, my father reached a plateau, but I surpassed him. I couldn’t tell him." Trunks
"He has too much pride, he’d rather die then have me be stronger then him." Trunks
"Trunks, you have to show your power!" Krillin (for once, Krillin has a good idea.)
"I worked so hard to gain his approval." Trunks
"FINAL FLASH!!!!!" Vegeta
"You forgot, I have Piccolo’s regenerative cells in me." Cell
"Vegeta really whooped on Cell!" Krillin ("whooped" isn’t the right word...)
"Now don’t try to change the subject." Goku
"My hairs on fire, put it out, put it out!" Goku
"Some people think it’s arrogance, but I think it’s more noble than that." Trunks
"I can’t go until he’s unconscious." Trunks
"He’s going to fry us all!" Krillin
"Trunks is pulling Trunks’ hair!" Oolong
"That boy’s name is Trunks too, how odd, what a coincidence!" Mrs. Briefs
"But first, let me give you a hair cut." Bulma
"I tried to stop her Gohan." Piccolo
"He always watches this show." Choatzu
"Is this Studio B?" Cell
"Cell tricked me, I’m stronger than he is!" Vegeta
"But first, do you have anything to eat, Mr. Popo?" Goku
"Well, what I was trying to say was that Gohan and I can’t cook very well and we haven’t had a home cooked meal in a long time." Goku
"Piccolo, can I have some clothes like yours? You were my first trainer after all." Gohan
"Sure, I’ll make you look sharp." Piccolo (all the girls will be after you!)
"Hurry up, he’s right behind us!" Guy 1
"I know, we’ll steal Bulma’s ship, orbit the planet, then just sit up there and watch the fireworks!" Oolong
"I’m sure Cell wouldn’t think of looking for us there!" Oolong
"The other 8 days will be mine." Vegeta (kind of greedy eh? I mean, that’d be 9 years total..)
"If I fought Cell today, he’d probably drill me into the ground." Goku
"You can’t be serious!" Vegeta
"If he stays in there one second longer than he’s supposed to, I’m coming in after him!" Vegeta
"My name’s Gohan!" Gohan
"Cell!! Cell’s here!!" Lime
"Is your name by any chance Goku?" Tao Pai Pai
"Close enough, I’m his son." Gohan
"I quit!!!" Tao Pai Pai
"You can give me 5,000 now or I’ll take it my self." Tao Pai Pai
"I think what your doing is wrong." Gohan
"Your still alive and kicking!" Cell
"Are you guys here to fight?" ZTV Guy
"It’s one of Cell’s tricks!" Mr. Satan (or Hercule)
"I know how you destroyed the Royal Army, you bombs out before." Mr. Satan
"It must be another trick." Mr. Satan
"And another verbal jab at Cell!" ZTV Guy
"By the looks of it, I’d say Hercule is winning!" ZTV Guy
"I know your name. I was designed for the sole purpose of destroying you, but I decided not to." #16
"Look at Mister Personality!" Goku
"Gohan! Get out of there! Gohan!" Chichi
"Quiet Boy!!!" Vegeta
"Kakorrat’s a full blooded Saiyan, he’d rather die than those one of those…" Vegeta
"I give up!" Goku
"What!? Goku never gives up!" Tien
"Huh?!?! No!" Vegeta
"No, Goku, you can’t let Cell win!!!" Piccolo
"Flamin’ fishsticks!" Z TV
"Everything’s working, I set it up myself!" ZTV Guy
"That’s it! No more calls!" *rips phone cord* Z TV Guy

Dragonball Quotes

"And I thought I was a pig!" Oolong
"There’s not something quite right about you Oolong." Bulma "What, I’m a pig?" Oolong "Yeah, me too!" Goku
"I’ll hand over this! *sticks out tongue* " Oolong
"Just look at me, now I’ll never get a date!" Yamcha
"You put it to him back there, you gave him an uh and an uh and an uh uh uh!" Oolong *making punching motions*
"Make pork chops outta him Yamcha!" Puar
"Hey, are you calling me a pig?" Oolong
"See what happens when you don’t have your afternoon nap mister?" Bulma
"You can be a sweet swine can’t you?" Bulma "More than you’ll ever know." Oolong
"If I catch you up here, you’ll be tomorrow nights dinner, complete with an apple shoved in your mouth!" Oolong
"If that little kid catches me up here with Bulma, he’s sure to squeal to her and she’ll fry my bacon for sure." Oolong
"It’s my hoggish allure, I’m not your average porker!" Oolong
"It’s outta gas." Bulma "Is that like being out of food?" Goku
"I resent being called little." Oolong
"Oolong, come out, I’ll give you a nice juicy pale of slop." Bulma
"What’ll we do now pork chop?" Bulma
"I’m Yamcha, Master of all the land before you." Yamcha "It’s my land too!" Puar
"How strong are you Goku?" Oolong "I’m super strong." Goku
"This is just great, we’re all doomed!" Oolong
"You know you can never trust a short person." Mai (behind Pilaf’s back.)
"Stop calling me Surely." Pilaf
"Yamcha, I think I can get him if I dive through that window." Goku "That’s a T.V. set dummy." Yamcha
"It’s time for that treatment." Pilaf "That’s it, just a kiss." Bulma "Pretty scary, don’t you think." Pilaf "Pretty lame if you ask me." Bulma
"I am a certified master of torture." Pilaf
"Take that you barbarous ball bearing!" Oolong
"Da da da daaaa!!!!" Pilaf
"Faster, I’m about to become sausage patties back here!" Oolong (how many Oolong/pig jokes to have here!?)
"Kamehameha waves back me hungry." Goku
"I’d like to have supreme..." Pilaf "Pair of underwear!" Oolong
"I’m too hungry to move right now." Goku
"I call it my Easy Bake Office." Pilaf
"At least you’ll die with a tan." Oolong
"I was dreaming I was a bee and I was about to sting somebody." Pilaf
"...don’t take my honey you mean old bear..." Pilaf
"I just can’t bear to see my castle destroyed, and can you imagine what’d happen to my insurance premiums." Pilaf
"At least my head doesn’t hurt." Pilaf *big chunk of metal falls on head*
"My great granddaddy Pilaf used to say, “Don’t cry about you’re loses until you’ve gotten your revenge.” So let’s get our revenge and let the crying begin!" Pilaf
"My tails gone, where could it have gone...(more stuff like that)...Oh well, them’s the breaks." Goku

A History of Trunks

Trunks to Gohan: "Your my best friend. You were everything to me....Everything!"
Trunks: "Gohan, whated did they do to you gohan!"
Trunks to gohan: "T.This isn't fair. Gohan. Gohan. GOHANNN!!!"
Trunks: "What, are you crazy?! I can't let you fight those two alone."
Gohan to Trunks: "Listen, I'm alot more valnerable when your there with me."
Trunks: "Pease Gohan, take me with you.....(Gohan)Alright Trunks, you win. (Trunks) Right. (Gohan hit Trunks in the side of the neck) Sorry about that Trunks, but I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if anything happended to you.
Trunks to 18: "Go ahead. Do it, WITCHHH!!(real smart Trunks)">
Bulma: "Gosh you don't know how pround I am of you for doing this. You look so handsome Trunks Brief. I am going to miss you son.
Trunks: "Stay ou tof trouble while I'm gone. Ok?" (Bulma) "Sure. You know me." (Trunks) "Yeah that's why I'm worried."
Trunks to Bulma: "I love you" (Blasts of in the Time machine) (Bulma) "I love you too Trunks.....I if you only knew how much."
Gohan: "Trunks, remember the children. Remember how you felt that day."
Trunks: "DARN!" (Just tried to go super saya-jin)
Gohan: "He almost had it. Incredible. He's giving it all he has."
18: "We got under your skin some how didn't we kid? He's no fun anymore. Why don't we just kill him."
18: "Pe ca boo. I see you."
17: "You could have taken the stairs ya know. My god. Human beings. Always doing things the hard way."
Trunks: "Why I don't get. Tell me why you two are doing this.
18: "When ever we see humans it angers us. We hate you humans."
Trunks: "What you monsters. You can't get away with this. (starts punching 17 in the face (real smart)) All those peaple. And...all... those...CHILDREN!!"
Bulma: "Trunks, I'm here sweet heart.Everything will be ok."
Trunks: "Look mom, I don't need any dead peaple from the past to help me defeat the anderoids. I can beat them hear and now. I am a super sayan ya know."
Bulma: "Go get your self killed if you wan't to. I'll take the antidote to Goku."
18: "Ahh, my hair. It doen't grow back you punk."
Trunks: "Hey, how about experiensy your own death androids. Huh does that thrill you!? It'll be your last joy ride"
18: "Us die, very funny...BUT, this won't be!"
18: "You wouldn't hit a lady would you?"
18: "This isn't fair. I'm un-armed here."
Gohan: "From now on, I'm your master and your my pupil. How's that?(Trunks, with tears in his eyes) "Great. I won't let you down."
17: "You're just a party pooper that's all." (18) "Ohh shutup."
Trunks: "Gohan, why are they doing this? Why are they killing all these inisent peaple!?"
Trunks: "Ohh gosh. Look at this place. Everyone's gone. (looks at a child's tetty bear) T,this isn't fair."
Gohan: "You're pitiful Trunks. An emotional wreck just like I was when my mom wouldn't let me train and fight with my father."
Bulma: "Ahh, it's nice to see your alive son. Do you plan on living long? Or should I start shopping for one instead of two?" (Trunks) "Uhh, two is fine mom."

If you have any quotes you'd like to add to this list (or changes to any mistakes I've made to them) email me!