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The joy of Misheard Lyrics, there are little things in life that are funnier (like Eddie Izzard and Monty Python and Fawlty Towers and...), and so ,exclusively, fresh from issue 3 of Compared To A Pigeon-the fanzine, I bring you a fine selection.
- Tunneling like a stranger Suddenly like a stranger (Steps)
- World in action Hold the Lantern (Mansun, dur)
- I see tampons I see downwards (Mansun)
- The race is on to get out of the bathroom ...out of the bottom (Spice Grrrrls)
- I look like Casper without the make up I look like Kiss... (Robbie Williams)
- Thin Green Badger on the 45 Brimful of asha...(Cornershop)
- Here we are now, in retainers ...entertain us (Nirvana)
- Use your calculator Dude looked like a lady (Aerosmith)
- Braise you like a shed/Praise you like a shirt Praise you like I should(Fatboy Slim)
- His caramel nuts will smell me, and omelette says that I love you, his seagull moths still burning His caramel nose will smell me...(rest of lyrics unknown!) (Muse)
- I'll pilgrim round Sudbury I give in life's a bitch(Symposium)
- The walrus in my Kellogg's dream but I'm not a fireman The world is my chaos dream but I'm not invited (iDLEWiLD)
- Arbeit, arbeit Oh Baby, baby (Britney)
- I fall in love with trees I fall in love with dreams (Symposium)
- I feel Neil now talking like butter I fell real now talking like Buddha (Suede)
And now some more recent ones that couldn't be included in the fanzine (some taken from a hilarious thread on the Mansunite MessageBoard).
- Tonight some bishop's/midget's hassling me Tonight some bitch... (Mansun)
- It feels so good feeling sheep it feels so good felling cheap(Mansun)
- In Paris In Cars(Gary Numan)
- I am Moby Once again I am lonely once again (Mansun)
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