Mr. Cool started off the show by coming out and saying that he has kicked everybodies ass twice in WWC so he won't be wrestling tonight.
The show started off with Slim Brady v.s. Titan in an International Title match. This was a slow match and not much action at all until Brady Belly-to-Belly Suplexed Titan through a table. Which set up the Brady Bomb and the win.
Brian Haze made is debute against Marcus Jones and what a trippy ass kicking Haze got by MJ. Marcus Jones pretty much had the upperhand in this throughout the whole match. And MJ ended up winning.
Next Slim Brady had a promo saying that the Brady Bomb was the key to victory and it will be a while before he loses his title. Then Titan ran in during the backstage interview and left Brady knocked out.
Then was one of the best matches of the show. The "Untouchable" Clinton Vagina v.s. The "American Trucker" Hank Hannig. A great match for the hardcore title this one was. These guys went through everything to get the Hardcore title. Hannig got chokeslammed from the ring through a table on the outside. And Clinton Vagina was layed on the table and Hannig did an elbow drop off the ladder through the table. And while this was going on OUT CAME OSBORNE!!!!! With on the lawnmower and a trailor of hardcore material. Osborne hopped off the mower and knocked the shit out of Hannig and gave him an Ass'9 Driver. Untouchable stumbled to the trailor to get some hardcore shit when the PISS WARM THEME CAME ON AND PISS WARM HOPPED OUT OF THE TRAILOR. Piss Warm just kicked Untouchables ass and then Os came and helped. Untouchable got thrown into the ring and Hank Hannig got the pin and became the new hardcore champ.
After the match Hannig challenged anyone right now for the title and no other than Piss Warm comes. The bell rings and we have another match.
This one didn't last that long because in the the course of Hannig getting his ass kicked by Piss Warm out comes a huge huge guy. And nobody knows his name. He ran into the ring and just beat the shit out of both wrestlers, cracked open a beer and started to chug it. Hannig got up and jack-knifed Piss Warm for the win.
Powerhouse came out and said that MC is wrestling tonight and the WWC Championship title will be on the line.And MC will face Osborne
MC v.s. Osborne. For the WWC title that MC one from Human Machine at a house show. Os came down with the dreaded barbed-wire bat. And MC came down with the so badly wanted by every wrestler in WWC, Champion Title. These guys wrestled a great match, Os knocked MC out of the ring and started to climb the ladder to perform a very deadly move when MC slowly crawled over to the ladder and pushed it over sending Os trhough a table. Then they went at it again when the BIG MAN comes out again and I guess him and Os are in some kind of relations because they teamed up and the shit of Mr. Cool with everything they could grab. Then Os put MC through the Ass'9 Driver followed by a table and then the win. Os and the unidentified Big Man drank some beer and dumped a little on MC. Your new WWC Champion Dave Osborne.
After the match when MC finally came to, he got up and called out the Big Man. The Big Man came out and he and MC battled it out. MC dished out a couple chair shots and then Untouchable came out and they teamed up and beat the big man down then runs out Os and it was a four man battle till the end of the show, but the show couldn't end yet without Os being nailed by the barbed-wire bat a few times by MC. End of show.
It leaves us with a few unanswered questions though such as who is the Big Man? Where was Human Machine the whole show? Will Piss Warm be back for good? Will Slim Brady ever loose any wait? Well you will all have to tune in next week for the answers.
To start off the show a brand new horrifying man named Overlord came out and warned the WWC and Powerhouse and such that he will be taking the whole fed over. He also said that he will take two men under him tonight. And let me tell you this guy was HUGE!!!
Next came Titan to the ring and he had an attitude of his own as well. He called out Piss Warm and challenged him to a hardcore match tonight. Then Piss Warm came and accepted.
Next came out Mr. Cool and he had an interview of his own. He talked about him up and coming No. 1 contenders match that he would have with Presidential's Wrestler here tonight and then said some stuff about Brian Thomas. Then this music started up and IT WAS NO OTHER THAN THE HUMAN MACHINE. Mr. Cool was scared to death and ran for his life. The Human Machine said stuff about how now he is back and that he and MC will be wrestling pretty soon.
1st. Match: "Big Nasty" over Marcus Jones; via pin This was "Big Nasty's" debut and he looked good. Marcus Jones had a heck of a time just getting off moves and "Big Nasty" finished MJ off in no time with a great looking finisher.
2nd. Match: TTT and Lance Torrence:no contest Overlord came out and beat both men up, but gave the shackler to TTT and took TTT to the back of the arena kicking and screaming.
3rd. Match: Tank over Rav Lik; via pin This was a pretty boring match I think Rav got one hit in the whole match. Tank gave Rav a Reverse Tombstone Piledriver and won.
4th. Match: Osborne over Bomb;via pin Hardcore Title match: This match was pretty fast, but awesome. Bomb started out with the upperhand. Then he hit Os with a wooden stick then tried with the barbed wire bat, but Os got from him and planted three good hits on Bomb. Then put him in the ring and gave him a Blizzard of Os for the win. after the match he nailed Bomb with the barbed wire bat again.
5th. Match: Billy Bedlam and Z-Man;no contest Overlord came out once again and took his second man Billy Bedlam. He gave Bedlam the Shackler and took him out kicking and screaming as well.
6th. Match: Piss Warm over Titan;via submission This was one hell of a hardcore match. Titan put up a struggle, put Piss Warm was great. Piss Warm got a stick broken over his back and a hockey stick as well. But Titan got the worst of things such as 2 sticks over the back, a face drop on a chair, thrown out of ring through a table, suplexed through a table , and Irish whipped through one. Plus Piss Warm bulldogged him of a 6 feet high platform. Then PW strapped on a neck bender for the win.
7th. Match: Mr. Cool over Presidential's Wrestler;via submission Not a very good match. MC brought a chair into the ring and DDT'd PW on it and then strapped on the cooler for the win. PW didn't wrestle very good and pretty much got his ass kicked.
8th. Match: Assasin and Jim Kramer;no contest This was very short match as Overlord and his Spawn came and ruined the whole thing by beating the crap out of Assasin and Kramer. And the show ended with Overlord crossing his arms and laughing. That leaves me with only one question are Assasin and Kramer part of the Overlord's Spawn???
Well to start off the show Mr. Powerhouse and Arnold Kersey (a ref) came out and Mr. Powerhouse announced a new rule. Which states that the ref abuse in WWC has to stop so Mr. Powerhouse has a rule that says the ref can only be hit 3 times during a match on accident or purposely on the 3rd. time that person will be disqualified. Even if 1 person hits the ref 1 and his opponent hit him 1 that counts as 2 hits so if either man hits him again they will be DQ'd. If it's a title match that person will lose his title if the ref is hit 3 times and 3rd. time by the title holder.
Then after Arnold Kersey left Mr. Powerhouse announced what has been up his sleeve since SummerSplash '98. Os and the All-Star came out for the announcement. Here it is at Backyard Bash'99 The All-Star Phil Lester and the Prince of Hardcore Dave Osborn will meet each other in the ring one-on-one. And if they do not fight they will be striped of their titles! Both men were completely upset.
1st. Match:Conrad over People's Wrestler;via DQ PW picked up a box from under the ring and nailed Conrad over the head then put Secret Asian Man's coat over Conrad. Therefore Conrad wins by DQ.
2nd. Match:"Shotgun"Shawn Williams over Lance Torrence;via pin Shotgun made is debut and put his unknown finisher on Lance for the victory.
Os and The All-Star took over the broadcast table for this one, and were not happy at all.
3rd. Match:"Piss Warm"Sam Jackson over Speedy Rodreguiz;via DQ Cruiserweight Title Match:Going back to the new rule Piss Warm threw Speedy into the ref and the ref didn't know how but al he knew was he was hit by Speedy, so the winner is Piss Warm the new Cruiserweight Champion.
Os and The All-Star had an unscheduled interview the demanded Powerhouse and Schalynski to come out, so they came out. They told Powerhouse and Schaylnski off, then they challenged Bizzaro and Triple"T" to a tag match for the titles(I have no idea why they challenged those to specifically)and they excepted. May I ad that Os was already scheduled for match tonight against Black Shadow. Well then Phil Lester challenged Tank to a title match also tonight(he challenged him because of what happened at SummerSplash)then Tank came out and excepted. And a few words were exchanged by the two men Phil Lester and Tank.
4th. Match:Lethal Enforcer over Mo Money;via pin Well this is kind of screwed up, first the Billion Dollar Man came out and called Mo Money out then said if you beat the man that I choose tonight you can be a member of the Billion Dollar Team so Mo Money said ok. So Lethal Enforcer came to ringside and the match got underway. Throughout the whole match the Billion Dollar Man was cheering and helping Lethal Enforcer. Then Lethal Enforcer won. After the match BDM told Mo Money he could still join so he was a member then BDM beat the crap out of him. Next Lethal Enforcer came down again and helped beat up Mo Money. Next BDM made an offer to Lethal Enforcer to join so he did then Lethal Enforcer turned on BDM. Then BDM challenged Lethal Enforcer to a match so it was.
5th Match:Lethal Enforcer over Billion Dollar Man;via pin It wasn't even really a match there was no ref but Lethal Enforcer applied his move for the victory.
6th Match:Dave Osborn and Phil Lester over Bizzaro and Triple"T";via pin Tag-Team Title Match:Bizzaro got the crap beat out of him cause Triple"T" would not tag he just sat on his ass outside the ring. Finally he went to the locker room then came out with some boxes(since he is the true Prince of Hardcore)then struck Os in the head then the All-Star. Finally the regained their energy and kicked some ass killing just mutalating both Bizzaro and Triple"T". After that Schalynski came out and said that at Backyard Bash'99 there is going to be a no holds barred anything goes hardcore match between Dave Osborn and Triple"T" to see who really is the Prince of Hardcore.
7th. Match:Dave Osborn over Black Shadow;via pin This was Black Shadows debut and he lost, the whole match Phil Lester helped out and it was very easy for Os to get the victory. (this just proves they can't win by themselves).
After the Match once again Os and the All-Star took over the broadcast table.
8th. Match:Mr. Cool over Rugged Ron Jones;via submission MC one man destruction of the Dawg Family is kept alive after defeating RRJ with the cooler. He has now defeated RRJ and 8-pac.
Os and the All-Star come down and announce their newest member Slick. Then Mr. Powerhouse came down to tell the three men to leave the ring or the All-Star be DQ'd from his title match tonight. Next Slick Belly to Belly Suplexed Mr. Powerhouse and may have hurt him bad.
9th. Match:John Hendricks over Kung Fu;via pin Hendricks won with his finisher that nobody knows the name of.
10th. Match:Brown Ninja over Boulder;via pin Brown Ninja gave 3 Kowasaki Drivers to Boulder for the win.
11th. Match:Tank over Phil Lester;via DQ Champion Title Match:Phil Lester brought his two men to the ring then the ref told his two men they had to leave or he would DQ'd before the match even started. So the match got underway, during it Slick went to the announcing booth to help out. Then Os somehow got under the ring, and hit the ref behind his back to help out the All-Star, but the All-Star said no I don't need your help(a little angry at I think so). Next Slick came down to ringside(the ref was awake and up)and hit the All-Star and hit Os. So Tank should have lost the belt but no the ref said when he was hit and knocked out that it was the 3rd. time he was hit and when he got up Tank was down so whoever hit him helped the All-Star, but they didn't 'cause the All-Star told Os to leave. So Tank was declared the winner, and still has the title. Tank did not leave ringside with Slick and Phil Lester also did not leave ringside with Os. All have to say is Wednesday Lightning is gonna be one damn good show.
Well to start off the show Jimmy Powerhouse(the Owner) and Jim Schalynski(the President) came out and announced a new WWC rule "The title fights and the belt is on the line he can lose it by DQ, countout or any way possible that you can lose. So if you lose by any way and you hold the title you lose it." That is a rule that no other federation has to offer.
Then the Dawg Family came out and said that Crusher (a member of the DF)is out with a neck injury and that he doesn't have what it takes to be a member of the DF so they kicked him out.
1st. Match:People's Wrestler over "Piss Warm" Sam Jackson;via pin PW gave Sam Jackson the People's Slam for the 1,2,3. This was a double title match PW has the TV Title and Sam Jackson had the Cruiserweight Title. And both men are undefeated, but anyway after PW won Jim Kramer came down to ringside and asked PW if he wanted to become a member of the WOW Blue&Black PW accepted and then gave Jim Kramer the Cruiserweight Title.
2nd. Match:Masked Maniac over Garbage Man;via pin Masked Maniac won with the Phsyco Slam.
3rd. Match:Tank over Spellbinder;via pin Tank gave Spellbinder the Reverse Tombstone Piledriver.
4th. Match:Techno Fire over Marcus Jones;via submission Intercontinental Title match:It was a 3 fall match Techno had the first fall right away then Marcus Jones got the next fall by the Western Moonsault, finally Techno gave Marcus the Techno Torcher Rack. During the match Ripper Came down to help Marcus Jones but before he could out of nowhere came Bazooka to beat up Ripper.
5th. Match:Jim Kramer over Assasin;via submission Cruiserweight Title match:Jim Kramer Applied the Kramer Krab for the win. Jimmy Powerhouse announced a match tonight between Ripper and Bazooka.
6th. Match:Billy Basketball over Otis Apollo;via pin Billy gave Otis the Slam Dunk for the win now his record is 1-1789. Then Mr. Cool came down and asked Billy if he wanted to be a member of the WOW Black&Blue Billy's manager said not so Billy beat up his manager and went with Mr. Cool then MC asked Billy if he wanted to touch the Championship title and Billy said ya so he touched it and turned around then Mr. Cool beat the crap out of Billy.
7th. Match:Gangsters over Mega Men;via pin Lance Torrence of Mega Men turned on Shawn Jones beat the hell out of him and then pinned him and then he took off his shirt and had on a Dawg Family shirt he is there newest member.
8th. Match:Bazooka over Ripper;via pin Warden came down and knocked Ripper out when the refs back was turned therefore Bazooka won. After the match WOW Black&Blue threw Bazooka a Black&Blue shirt and he took it and put it on.
9th. Match:Apocalypse over Mr. Cool;via pin Championship Title Match:This match was Black&Blue v.s. Black&Blue A-pac gave MC the dicipler for the 1,2,3. Then the Dawg Family came down and A-pac said there was only room for one big guy in Black&Blue and Bazooka was already in it so A-pac became the newest member of the Dawg Family.
