They show clips of Mankind winning the World Title from Rocky Maivia from Halftime Heat yesterday.

Ken Shamrock, Big Boss Man, Test and Shane McMhan come out. Shane says he doesn't need backup lixe X-Pac, and tells the rest of the corporation to go in back. The Corporation leaves. Shane said Vince went to Texas to provoke Austin so he could get him out of his contract. Shane talks about Helmsley facing Kane in a cage match tonight as the cage lowers down with X-Pac and you also see the McMhan Coporation and DX fighting in back. X-Pac attacks Shane McMhan until Chyna runs in amd gives him a low blow.Shane and Chyna attack X-Pac, then leave.The WWF now uses a different cage for their cage matches. It looks just like WCW's cage match except that it has a door.

They show clips of news shows critiqing WWF's Super Bowl Commercial, then show it.

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They show Vince McMhan, Pat Patterson, and Gerald Brisco in a bar in Texas. Vince asks the bartender if she saw Steve Austin. She said, "reckon not." Vince told her to say yes or no. She then says, "reckon, you leave." while taking out a baseball bat.

Ke Shamrock joins commentary for the next match

MATCH 1: DX's "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn vs. Val Venis
WINNER: Val Venis by DQ via Shamrock nailing him with a chair(4:38)6/10

Venis thought Billy nailed him with a chair again and nailed Billy with a chair

They show Mankind talking with a guy who has a midget. Cole says its Max Mini, unmasked. Mankind says he'll pay the guy $487 to borrow him for a few days. The guy says yes.

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They show Rocky on the phone with Vince McMhan mad about Mankind speniding all his money.

Kevin Kelly interviews Debra McMichaels at the ring entrance. Debra talks about her irresistability. Mark Henry then comes out and starts to flirt with Debra until Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett jump him.

Mankind is talking to Kuurgan in back and says he needs to invest in the stock market. Kuurgan says he doesn't have any money. Mankind says he'll buy him some stocks.

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D-Lo Brown comes out with P.M.S. D-Lo says he wants this stuff to stop. Terri says D-Lo still has some proving to do and says he has to fight the Big Boss Man.

MATCH 2: D-Lo Brown vs. Big Boss Man
WINNER: Big Boss Man by pinfall via Sidewalk Slam(2:35)5/10

Boss Man continues to attack D-Lo with the nightstick until Mark Henry comes and tosses him out of the ring.

In Texas, they show Patterson & Brisco trying to flirt with some women. The women decide to demonstrate some "girl power" instead by giving Patterson a low blow.

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WWF Slam of the Week: Chyna giving Helmsley a low blow last week on RAW.

They say they're gonna have a RAW Boys tryout tonight, and you see the Blue Meanie dancing to similar music the Nitro Girls dance to... oh, thats what they're ripping off, I gotta give them an A+ on that one... anyeays after about 15 seconds of dancing Goldust comes out attacks Blue Meanie and gives him the Shattered Dreams.

They show a doctor examining D-Lo's back after the nightstick attack. Mark Henry says you gotta stop this all cause of Terri's pregnancy problems. The Doctor asks, "what pregnancy?" Henry tells the doctor what happened. The Doc says he examined he and shw was never pregnant, and Henry and D-Lo goes nuts.

Ad for new Mr. Socko shirt. On the back it says, "It's not my dream, It's my Adventure."

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Cole says the Royal Rumble got the best buy record for any event in PPV history

MATCH 3: Oddities' Kuurgan vs. Darren Drozdov
WINNER: Darren Drozdov by pinfall via nailing Kuurgan with broomstick followed by flying Shoulder Tackle off Top TB(1:44)3/10

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Back in Texas, they show Vince and the stooges at a pawn shop. Vince says Austin is in that room and they say they're gonna work out a plan to get Austin to nail Vince so he can get fired.

The Undertaker is suppose to wrestle in this match, but he just sits on his throne at the ring entranceand MOD stands for the Undertaker's faction, Ministry of Darkness.Plus Mabel was renamed Viscera, but I'm still gonna call him Mabel and I'm still gonna call Midian, Dennis Knight, cuz those arethe stupidest names ever.

MATCH 4: MOD's Undertaker, Dennis Knight, & Mabel vs. Brood's Christian, Gangrel, Edge
WINNERS: Brood by DQ via Acolytes attacking them(1:54)4/10

The Brood gets beet up by MOD, and Bradshaw tries to hang Gangrel while Undertaker mumbles some gibberish above him

Mankind is in back and gives Debra McMichaels a sweater, which Mankind said he bought for her boobs.

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They show clips of Mankind winning the title back again

Mankind comes and talks about his victory. Rocky comes out and challenges Mankind to a "last man standing match" at St. Valentines Day Massacre In Your House.Mankind accepts.

Back in Texas. Vince enters the room. And we see I guys back that looks like Austin. Austin tells him "turn around you CHicken Shit" They guy turns around and its a different guy pointing a gun at Vince. He says Austin is at Archeys Blues Bar.

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MATCH 5:(Hardcore Rules Tag Match) Job Squad's Al Snow & DX's "Road Dog" Jesse James vs. MOD's Acolytes
WINNERS: Acolytes when Bradhsaw pinned Jesse James via bodyslam through table.(6:38)10/10

Acolytes, Dennis Knight, Mabel, and 3 Masked Druids attack Road Dog. Acolytes unmask the Druids and its the Brood, who all have weirdsmiles on their face.

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They show what just happened with MOD and Road Dog

Al Snow and Road Dog are complaining with each other and Road Dog nails Al Snow with a chair.

WWF Rewind: Chyna and Shane McMhan attacking X-Pac earlier tonight

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They show Vince at that bar. And finds Austin and keeps provoking him so he can hit him. Austin say he'll wait until In Your House and his friends will take care of him. They show a whole bunch f guys surrounding McMhan and the stooges, who quickly leave.

MATCH 6:(Cage Match) DX's Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Kane
WINNER: Hunter Hearst Helmsley via Stepping out of Cage first(12:29)10/10

Chyna and X-Pac were holding the wrestlers from getting out of the cage, but Helmsley got read of Chyna first, and out of the cage. Chyna then said this isn't over and something will happen at In your House as the show ent off the air.

COMMENTS: During the Hardcore tag match a guy in a DX shirt gave Braadshaw the crotch chop then threw his drink at him, Bradshaw responded with a right which knocked him out. Most of the show was stupid until the last 30 minutes with two really great matches. I like the old WWF Cage better. Well I'm done here, C ya Next week, and "Have a Nice Day"