They show highlights from yesterdays PPV where Austin declared himself the new champ then Vince firing Austin right after it.
Celebration music is pllaying in the ring with 40 or 50 superstars in and around the ring.Vince McMhan comes out with Slaughter,Brisco,Patterson,and Big Boss Man. Vince says he has an announcement about the WWF championship.Vince says there will be a one night 16 man tournament to declare the new champion.Ass-Hole chant is heard. McMhan repeated his firing phrase to Austin.Vince says it felt better than sex to fire Austin.Vince then says he has a new expression "Vince 3:16: I Have the Brass to Fire Your Ass!" Then on the titantron they show Austin in his jeep loading a shotgun.
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They show Vince and his pals escorting him to his locker room. He wants the cameraman to stay there.
MATCH 1:(Non-title)DX's X-Pac(Euro Champ) vs. Ken Shamrock(IC Champ)
WINNER: X-Pac by pinfall via facebuster after Mankind distracted Ken(4:09)4/10
Chyna is getting arrested because of Henry's charges against he of sexual herrassment.Guards hold off Outlaws and X-Pac as Chyna leaves.Then the cop see Austin in his pickup and talk to him and get his autograph when I thought they were ginna arrest him!McMhan is pissed watching on.
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McMhan and friends are with a cop and canine.Vince wants protection, but the cop says he doesn't want to endanger his life and told Vince to screw himself and leaves.The Headbangers are oin the ring and they do a intro similar to the Outlaws but goes like: "Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, Heavy Metal proudly brings to you there tag team champions of the world: Mosh and Thrasher, the Headbanger!! And if you arn't down with us we got two words for you: You Suck!!"Oh, Yeah the Headbangers were wearing fake belts.Also Puke has a new look he has face paint and dresses like LOD now. I liked the skirt he had better.
MATCH 2: Headbangers vs. Aniaml & "Puke" Darren Drozdov
WINNERS: Headbangers by pinfall when Mosh pinned Puke via Rollup after
Hawk distracted Puke(1:46)3/10
Cameras go back to McMhans locker room and Patterson says hes gona go and get "Coffee" and so does Boss Man,Slaughter, and Brisco to get "Coffee."
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Vince is by himself while someone is knocking on the door and its Mankind with Mr. Suck-O! He brings in a bag of stuff for a sleepover.
Ross announces that yesterday on the PPV that Bearer is now Undertakers' Manager while Undertaker and Paul Bearer comes to the ring.Undertaker talks about a new reconciliation with Bearer.He says Bearer was the only one who understood the power of the darkness.Bearer takes over and says hes been using Kaneand he'll have no use for him again.Undertaker then says he lit the house on fire to kill Kane because he was a weak child and only there's only room for the strong.Kane music hits.Kane comes out with a casket and says "You and I Casket Match" and then tells the Undertaker to rest in peace.
They show Vince and Mankind in back with Mankind saying when he fired him in back in May, but now they're the best of friends, then he says you should rehire Austin and form a clique with himself, Austin and Vince.
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Back in Vince's locker room Mankind is trying to play Twister with Vince. McMhan gets pissed at Mankind and throws him out.
MATCH 3: "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman vs. Jeff Jarrett
WINNER: Steve Blackman by DQ via Blue Blazer interfering(2:24)5/10
Blazer is attacking Blackman some more.Jarrett grabs his guitar and was gonna nail Blackman with it until Al Sno came in and was gonna nail him with Head until he got distracted by Jarrett's new valet, Debra McMichael, then Jarrett turned around, saw Snow, and nailed him with the guitar instead.
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Vince is on the phone with his limo driver making sure Austin isn't around so he can go there.The driver doesn't see Austin.Vince McMhan slowly makes his way out looking for Austin then he gets in the limo, but Austin comes out of it and makes Vince get out of it and roughly brings him back to his locker room.
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WWF Rewind: X-Pac winning the European title back yesterday
Back to McMhhan's locker room, Austin is asking Vince if he went hunting before, McMhan said once before at the Sufari and then said he didn't kill anything.Austin then shows Vince a knife and asks him if he can hurt an elephant with it, Vince said no.
Rocky comes out with new music.
MATCH 4: "The Rock" Rocky Maivia vs. NOD's D-Lo Brown
WINNER: Rocky Maivia by pinfall via Rock Bottom(3:31)7/10
After the match D-Lo and Henry beat on Rocky until officials take them off
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Austin is in back with Vince wanting to demonstrate his bow and arrow to him.
Tiger Ali Singh is in the ring with his servant, Babu and a grill with Hotdogs.Singh asks if anybody in the crowd want to wallow Babu's kabassa (food)whole for $500.Babu picks a lady.She swallows it whole and gets the money then she does it again.Then Kama comes out.He says that lady was one of his hoes and yu coul've paid her a lot less to sleep with her instead.Tiger got pissed and sent Babu to attck Kama,but he got bodyslammed and before Kama and Singh could fight each other officials come in and break them apart.
There is an arrow in a picture frame implying that Austin just shot it.Austin then asks if Vince can squel like a pig, Vince does it loud.
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Austin is in back with McMhan mentioning on a TV Show where they broke a guys leg by a putting a a piece of wood between a persons leg and breaking the wood with a sledgehammer.Then Austin sees their is a piece of wood between Vince's legs.Austin the ducktapes Vince's mouth whil Steve goes to look for a sledgehammer.
MATCH 5: Val Venis vs. Mankind
WINNER: Val Venis by pinfall via rollup after Shamrock nailed Mankinds knee with a chair(3:15)5/10
Mankind and Ken continue to beat each other up through the crowd.
Val is still in the ring when the Goldust music hits and he appears on the titantron and says he's gonna shatter Val's dreams over and over.Marlena then whispers something into Val's ears and is laughing while Val then just got scared and ran away.
Back to the locker room, Austin ripped the tape off Vince and says he won't feel a thing.
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Back in the locker room Austin asks who does he think is gonna win betweem Kane and the Undertaker, Vince picks Kane.Steve says if Kane wins they'll do things the easy way and if he loses they'll do it the hard way.
MATCH 6:(Casket Match) Kane vs. Undertaker
WINNER: No Contest after the two went to continue the fight outside(4:50)6/10
Back in the arena Austin says it was close, and wheels away Vince.
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Austin is wheeling Vince towards the ring.They get there Vince is in the ring on his knees.Austin wants to see the party that happened at the beginning he sees it and hears Vince's comments and the "Vince 3:16 thing."Oh, Yeah Austin didn't see the beginning yet.Austin then says Vince is pathetic and gives him a letter.Vince is closing his eyes and puts the mic and against Vince's neck and puts a gun against Vince's head, Vince's eyes pops out and Austin pulls the trigger with a message saying "Bang 3:16" on it.McMhan is relieved even though he just pissed his pants.Thne Steve Austin gives Vince two Stone COld Stunners as the show goes off the air.
COMMENTS:Rocky vs. D-Lo was the only decent match.All the other matches didn't turn out to be so great because of the DQs and other people helping them win.Vader won't be with the WWF anymore by the end of October. His last appearance will be at a house show on October 25.He has been given numerous World and Title shots, but ever since he lost to Kane at MAY In Your House hes mostly been jobbing.Vader signed with All Japan Pro Wrestling and will start their sometime in November.The whole Austin/McMhan thing was funny.So who will be in the 16 man tournament at the Survivor Series probably these names: Helmsley,Billy Gunn,X-Pac,Shamrock,Maivia,D-Lo,Jarrett,Mero, Undertaker,Kane,Savio Vega,Bradshaw,Mankind,Blackman,Val Venis,Puke.Other guys that might make but im not sure of is Blue Blazer,Gangrel,Taka Michanoku,and maybe Steve Austin.