And now read FANMALE from my fatheful deranged reders and even som THRETS which a RABID URT canot realy tacke seriuosly despit this being an inssane world where people reealy DO not have other thing to do with there time!!!!!

Fuckyou@biteme.com write about my very sexie perssonal ad at Coofs.Com!!: Do you think that a fake email adres! Very suttle!!

Hey dipshit, if you are going to post a phony picture of yourself on the cuffs.com personals, at least don't use someone as prominent as Anton Scalia. While he is probably very strict, most Supreme Court Justices are, at least use a photo that doesn't have a law library in the background. You are looking for a Kajira, not an idiot. Don't give your fellow Master's a bad name. Please.



As alway, you are rite with the apostrophe's!! ANd nice wirk spoting Scollia who really is a very strick tuough GREAN MASTER litle do you kno!!!!! I must admit a litel joke, but i bere more ressemblance to the dashing CHE GUAVARA, altho of course i am not ded yet!

A lovely ladie rite poor RABID URT from her sexie bisness! But she forget to inclue coupon!

You made me laugh so hard, fruit punch came out my nose. Which hurts like a sonofabitch. And is kind of worrisome, because I haven't had fruit punch since 1988. Anyway, thanks for having a sense of humor. Oh, and knowing how to spell. Personally, after exploring the wacky, grammatical nightmare that is D/S online, I think I'm going to go back to the convent. Your ad inspired me to seek out your other great works online. There are no words, really... You are truly "the man", and if you ever want a foul-mouthed, violent, Texan, librarian kajira, I'm your bitch. I can't serve drinks worth shit, but I can shoot, which is a far more valuable skill when you really think about it.

Regards,
Sister R.A.
Merciful Weeping Heart of the Mildly Dyspeptic Virgins

Whot a realy nice leter! The frute punch phenommonen is a know side efect from reading the RABID URT pages! I culd use a good rabbies shot at the TRANING HOUSE OF TEH RABIDURT, or at least someone who can make pasable martini and rave on about poor people being imoral and quoting filosophically Ayne Raynd! I do not kno if she realy is a virgin tho. or the Sister either.

Then come a realy surprising leter!

To whom it concerns:

I have recently seen with considerable dismay my likeness used for a "Personals" advertisement under the Web site Bondage.Com. While I cannot comment on the filth and fetid, disgusting and seamy world of perversions which is really exciting and when is the party which has corrupted the integrity and moral fibre of every red-blooded American we are compiling a dossier on you!, I must rebuke you and urge you to immediately remove my picture as associated with your ad. No one will take you seriously as being a real ad, except perhaps some people who do that "thing" with their apostrophe's.

Shrub Forever!!!!! Kisses!

Antonin "BittyBit" Scalia