"Women are always being asked to get their kit off, so it's only fair that I get mine out. So tell your readers I'm making a feminist stance by shaking my willy around as much as possible. I'M DOING IT FOR THE SISTERS"-Ewan
"I think there should be more sex in it!" Ewan regarding what he thought should be in the script for "Moulin Rouge"
"That's Silly, I dont want to sing on an elephant" Tele call to Baz before he realizes that the elephant was fake
"I love it when kids ask, 'Did your really cut Darth Maul in half?' And I say 'Yes, and I pushed him down the big hole!"
"You don't need to worry, babe/I'm not in any pain/but just the thing that stops me going mad/is me slowly going insane" Lyrics to a song that Ewan used to sing and write while at drama school in London.
"Could have been edited by a crack-addicted ferret with ADD who just downed half dozen Pixie Stix- review of Moulin Rouge.
"I use to say she was a skanky whore, wich realy pissed her off. But, yes. She plays a courtesan. A high-class whore. A high-class skanky whore."- Ewan on Nicole's character in Moulin Rouge for Details Mag, May 2001.
I'd say, "You're meant to be in love with me! You cannot refer to me as a skanky old whore! And he'd go, 'Oh yeah....Sorry." - Nicole Kidman on working with Ewan in Moulin Rouge, Details Mag, May 2001
"I smoke a lot. I drink far too much-I don't exercise. I torture small animals."- Ewan on his sex appeal.
They're filming a light saber duel between Ewan and Liam Neeson. Suddenly Liam drops his light saber and storms off. The crew burst out laughing. George Lukas is sitting there stoned faced. Ewan is baffled and can't work out what he has done wrong. Eventually George Lukas gets up and walks up to him, still completely stoned faced. "Ewan", he says, "Don't make the noises."
"Actually, I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now, that would be interestign."- Ewan
"I don't consider myself [a sex symbol]. Women don't throw their undies at me. I wish they would!"- Ewan
"I used to be [a wild man off-camera], but then I met Eve and all I wanted to do was get married and have a kid. And we did! I still find myself staring at her. She's that beatiful!"- Ewan
" I don't give directors the choice, I just love to showing off my willy!"- Ewan
"I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my REAL light saber"- Ewan
"I had extra thick light sabers because mine were getting bent more than anybody else's"- Ewan
"I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like "opps, sorry! Mine's bent again!"- Ewan
" I was so excited! I stood in front of the mirror wearing my full costume and just fucking wetting myself!"- Ewan about playing a Jedi Knight
"People have actually said to me, 'May the Force be with you.' I think that's quite batty."-Ewan