The Moulin Rouge Experiance

Why not let it rip, live a litle bit!!

Ever so often a movie comes along that you can be apart of. Moulin Rouge is a perfect example. This is just a beginning...a launch pad for our ideas and your feedback. The next time you watch Moulin Rouge make it Interactive!! We have created an outline of funny outbursts, animated gestures, and props to enhance your involvement during the movie.

Are you Ready?

There are a few things that will be used throughout the film.

First, whenever you see or hear the words Sparkling Diamond you repeat it only using Toulouse’s accent/lisp.

Second, Every song should be sung by everyone. Even handing out parts before the movie is encouraged. (Go to the party time page for ideas on a MR inspired dinner party!)

Third, Whenever Moulin Rouge is spoken or the word Maharaja is used, Lift your arm and circle your hand as the Duke does during various moments in the movie.

For more Big Important Rules we've thought up...go HERE!

Rundown of the film

The movie begins with a stage in the background...and that lovely red curtain. As the conductor begins the 20th Century Fox Overture, mimic him like your conducting your own music. Even with the little leg kick at the end (see how high you can get it!!). Continue mimicking him until the beginning Montage.

We move forward through the movie and Christian has taken his apartment. As he sits down to type he says "Yes! I'd come to write about truth, beauty, freedom, but above all else...love" and then there is a freeze frame moment and a pause. After Christian says love, take a deep breath and let out a sigh. He then goes on "But there was only one problem," *Gasp* "I'd never been in love!" After this is said...chime in a mystery classic sound "Dum,Dum,Dum".

Suddenly the Argentinean falls through the floor and a small man dressed as a nun enters. As soon as Toulouse finishes introducing himself, say "But my friends call me Gidget!" Or any other odd...weird name. (The name Trinity works very well here)(hahaha...*pout*-Trin)

When Toulouse states that the musical is set in Switzerland....we know better. Yell out, "India! India!! It's Set in India!"

Moving on...Audrey, the Doc, and Satie look down through the hole and ask "How is he?" We add "And how did he get onto the floor?" Look carefully! One minute the Argentinean is hanging by his leg and in the next frame he is lying out cold on the floor.

After the Boho's have dragged Christian upstairs they all start shouting "The Hills...the hills..." Join in!

When Christian sings "With songs they have sung for a thousand years!"and then does his oh so cute face gesture shout out "Look at me!" or "aren't I cute?"

After Audrey gets mad and shout's goodbye you yell Drama Queen!

When the Argentinean walks over to Christian, places his hand on his...um...well...package?!? and says "Nothing Funny, I just like talent." you say "and Lederhosen!"(you know the lovely little leather german short thingies that Christian is wearing when the Argentinean touches his...um...you know...*blushes*-Trinity)(Not just Trinity is blushing-Neo)

As the Boho's talk about Christian, Satie says"But how will we convince Ziedler?" Shout out"Show him his Lederhosen!" (Okok! I promise to move on from the Lederhosen thing...it’s just...He looks so cute-Trinity)

As Christian finishes his Speech about Love Cheer for him!

As the Green Fairy Comes alive and starts her flirty dance say "That's not tinkerbell!"

As the Green Fairy Reaches to Spin the Windmill run up to the TV and help her...after all she is just a tiny little wicked red eyed Green fairy!

MAJOR SINGING! ZIEDLERS RAP! PLACES EVERYONE!

PROP!! As Satine drops down throw Glitter! As close to the kind in the movie as you can find/make!

MAJOR SINGING! DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND! PLACES EVERYONE!<

During the song, Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend, when the unknown man approaches Satine with a gift of roses and she smacks them out of his hand. As she does this we shout out, "I said yellow Roses, Bitch!"

During the song DGBF after Satine says"Come and get me boys" and the men start closing in shout out "Wait one at a time!" or "Gangbang!"

Satine and Ziedler do their little talk and before they jump up Satine says"A real Actress" Change the word "actress" to whatever you want! Fireman, Astronaut, or (as in Neo's case) Drag Queen! (Heheheee)(I am not a drag queen, I’m just a tiny little wicked red eyed Green fairy...and you better watch out-Neo)

When Satine says "I believe it's ladies Choice" and points to Christian, he hesitates! Perfect time to yell out"But he wants to dance with Toulouse!"or any other MR Character

When Satine backs into Christian's face with her feathers yell out "Get your feathers out of my face Bitch!"

Ok...They are dancing and Christian says "Assuming you like what I do of course!" and Satine replies "I'm sure I will!" Perfect time for a whole bunch of shout outs! Ex: "Who wouldn't!" or "It's quite Long!" or "He likes to do it standing!" or...

*p.s. there will be a tie-in with this one later!*

PROP!! Of course everyone needs a hat to throw in the air when the top hats go up!

When Nini says"Don't think the Duke's going to get his money's worth tonight" Say it...you know your thinking it! "Bizach!"

Skipping ahead Straight to the Elephant!

TIE-IN! If you used the earlier funny about "He like to do it standing" or "It's quite long." When Christian uses those lines as he's talking to Satine in the Elephant you can shout out"Told you so!"

As Christian makes his faces Mimic him! "Pbbbt...Come on. Pbbbt...come on." and "Rikkitikkitkki"

As Satine whips Christian onto the bed and starts ripping his clothes off she unzips his fly and gasps! "Big Boy!" Shout out eagerly in reply "Let us See!"

As Christian stammers at the first part of his poetry..."I'm not one of those who can easily hide" Shout out "Because I'm such a big boy!"

As Christian starts into his "Naughty Words", Satine begins her dramatic display with the aid of furs on the floor. As she wraps it around her head and rolls from side to side, shout out "Nanook of The North"

Singing! Singing part!

(Or you could all just sit and drool as he sings *sigh*)

During "My song" when Christian sings "I've forgotten if they're green or if they're blue" Shout out "They're Brown!" Then after "What are we learning?" Shout out "Your color blind!"

When Christian is twirling about with the umbrella OR when he is hanging on the Eiffel Tower make some reference to "Singing in the Rain"!

As soon as the song is over and you see Toulouse's head swaying to and fro from the top of the heart, Shout out,"Hey look, Its Stevie Wonder"

When Satine finds out that Christian isn’t really a duke and the music cuts out, shout out "Did Baz forget to pay the power bill again?"

When Satine is twirling around ("I feel like dancing")Shout out "I'm a helicopter! Watch me fly!"or"That's not the Can Can!"

Duke: "I should like a glass of Champagne" Satine: "It's a little bit funny" Duke: "What is?" You shout out: "Your Hair!","Your Nose!" or"Your Mousy accent"

As Christian starts to leave and bumps into Warner (the Duke's manservant!) He comes back into the room and hides in the corner. You could shout out "If I can't see him, he can't see me"

As Christian turns around with the look of disappointment on his face as he sees Satine and the Duke embraced, shout out, "But I wanted to Sleep with the Duke!!"

As Zidler spies through the telescope at the unfolding scene with a passed out Satine in Christian's arms, you could shout out, "Ride em' doggie!"

When the Duke busts in on the passed out Satine he says "Foul Play?" You response is as follows "No it's Foreplay"

As Zidler continues to spy and sees the Bohos arrive he rushes out of his office shouting "Oh my goodness" you add on right afterwards "An Orgy"

Skipping on to the scene when the Duke asks what the story is about and Zidler looks to Toulouse and says his name, you answer, "No, its not about Toulouse, its about love!"Wait a moment and Christian will say "Its about love" and you reply "Told you so!"

When Christian gets really excited about it being set in India, after the third time he says its set in India, you shout out "And I just wet my pants!!"

Christian looks to the Duke and says, "Evil Maharajah" **Are you remembering your hand gestures? We are watching you!!**

As Toulouse, as the magical sitar, looks to the Duke and starts to say his line ("you are a ...") he gets hushed by others in the room you finish his line by retorting "A Pompous Ass"

MAJOR SINGING! SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR! PLACES EVERYONE!

In the middle of the song when their setting up the faux stage for the Duke and Toulouse gets pulled under the curtain shout out, "Ouch, Help, Rug burn" and then as Christian stand in front of the curtain and clears his throat in order to cue the lights, you can shout out "Lights Bitch!!"

After the Duke serenades us with his tender tenor vocalizations you can yell out "Ewwww, Can you say Vocal Lessons?"

At the end of the song the Duke says "Generally I like it" you can add, "With leather and a whip"((At least that is what Neo always says!!!!))

MAJOR SINGING! ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAY! PLACES EVERYONE!

Sing respectfully with Satine until Christian crawls up the Elephant's butt and slips, "Oh shyt!! There’s SHYT!!

When he tries to hide behind the pole as Satine finishes her song you can say "I am the pole, I can become one with the pole" When Satine sees him, respond, "I’m not the pole"

As Christian is stumbling trying to think of something to say, he mentions "I climbed up the...." finish his line by saying, "Elephant's Ass"

MAJOR SINGING! ELEPHANT LOVE MEDLEY! PLACES EVERYONE!

After Christian jumps onto the head of the Elephant and Satine says "Get Down from there" you add on "Your not on the Titanic, Dude"

As Satine says her line, "I'll drink all the time" you call her a lush!!

Skipping ahead to the discussion between Zidler and the Duke, as the Duke starts to tremble with nervousness shout out "Who has had a little bit too much Mocha Java?

After the Enraged Duke spits in Zidler's face "Its just that I don’t like people touching my things!!!" You spit back "SPAZ, FREAK, BRAIN LABOTOMY!!

Skipping ahead to after Zidler has seen Satine and Christian together kissing and Christian asks "So will you come tonight?" you can seductively say "Several Times"

After they start to move apart and we see that Christian has Satine's lipstick all over his face she giggles and we say "That shade of lipstick looks good on you" but then she turns around and Zidler is standing behind her, you say "Eww, but not on you"

MAJOR SINGING! LIKE A VIRGIN! PLACES EVERYONE!

(We've decided not to add any funnies here because its so funny in itself...If you think of anything, please let us know)

MAJOR SINGING! COME WHAT MAY! PLACES EVERYONE!

PROP!! When the Duke says "Look my dear a little frog" Throw tiny plastic or rubber frogs!! (not real ones) At the end of Come What May, as Satie and his prodigies gather around the piano one at a time, start to sing "One little, two little, three little bald men"

As Nina leans over the Duke and spills the beans, shout out any obscenity you feel works (Trinity prefers to shout out "#&@(@@(&@(&#($$$(@#(@&", edited for content, I prefer Poopie Head-Neo)

When the Duke says that he doesn’t like this ending, you can retort by saying "Well, Who asked you Bitch?"

When Christian says his line "Because she doesn't love you!" you can give an over-exaggerated Gasp!

MAJOR SINGING! TANGO DE LA ROXANNE! PLACES EVERYONE!

The only thing that we found funny with the song is when Toulouse is looking at his glass and swirls the contents, we can say "Hmm, I wonder what the hell I'm drinking?"

MAJOR SINGING! HINDI SAD DIAMONDS! PLACES EVERYONE!

MAJOR SINGING! THE CAST FINALE! PLACES EVERYONE!

PROP!! As the curtain is falling, throw rose petals.

After the last line is sung by the sexy, radiant, awe inspiring Ewan McGregor-Neo, drool-Trinity.... CLAP MADDLY!!!

THE END.