3 Boybands and a River
Three boybands, C-Note, Youngstown, and N Sync are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
C-Note prays to God to make them a smart enough boyband to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns them into 98* and they swim across.
Yowngstown pray to God to make them an even smarter boyband, so God turns them into LFO and they build a boat and row across.
Then N Sync pray to God to make them the smartest boyband of all, so God turns them into the Backstreet Boys and they walk across the bridge.