Who Is Bootsie?

Okay, okay. I know it's confusing, but yes, there are two Bootsies.
Why shouldn't there be? After all, we do share the same brain and all. We finish each others sentences and often one of us has to answer for the other.
Example: "Hey Bootsie, do you think Bootsie wants a piece of cheesecake?"
"No, she had a really big lunch."
So you see, Bootsie is actually two people who share an insanely obsessive and clinically disturbing love of the Monkees and have known each other for a long time.
But don't worry. If you call our name one of us will answer. Maybe even both.