Top Ten Monkees Pick-up Lines
Ever had a Monkee try to pick up on you? Well, me neither. But here is a short list of lines that one might use if he gave it a go.
10. What would you say if I gave you a little kiss?
9. Mike Nesmith, Eagle Scouts ’61.
8. I’m kinda new in town, can you direct me to your apartment?
7. Your eyes are two cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream.
6. I love you twice as much on Friday because I want the weekend off.
5. I’ll bet you’re a real swinger when you’re turned on.
4. I have loved you from afar lo these many moons. May I carry you across the mud?
3. Well, I love you and my face loves you, it’s just my body that’s out of shape.
2. A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou beside me in the wilderness.
AND OUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE MONKEE PICKUP LINE:
1. Get up lady, you’re not dead.
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