June 17, 98
(Chris whistles)
Eve: Hey!
(Chris stops whistling)
Eve: Knock off the racket.
Chris: Racket? What racket? This is the music of a happy
man.
Eve: Well, if this happy man does not stop, this very
tired, tired doctor will show a bagel down your throat and perform a tracheotomy
with a butter kinfe--a very dull butterknife.
Chris: What's with you? Come on I'm walking on air here.
The board's about to convene to discuss the Harmon-Burgess affair, and
I think this could severly limit the chances of Matt winning the Quartermaine.
Eve: Which leaves you in the post postition.
Chris: That's right. Money truck's right around the corner
and it's got Chris Ramsey's name written all over it. Good-bye poverty.
Hello, big bucks.
Eve: Don't you even have the slightest pang of conscience
in that stainless steel heart of yours? You're messing up Matt and Ellen's
careers.
Chris: Moi? Hey, I didn't beg them to get naked and do
that matress mambo when it's against hospital policy. That was all their
doing. I just took a few snapshots for the family album.
Chris: Ok, how come I'm the bad guy for sabotaging Matt,
but it's ok for you to terrorize Lucy Coe to within an inch of her life?
Eve: Because Matt is only your competition for the Quartermain.
Lucy Coe, on the other hand is trying to put me in prison for murder.
Chris: Well, if you're innocent, how's she going to manage
that?
Eve: Ah. Do you remember the bracelet that Scott gave
me that I lost--the clasp was broken?
Chris: Yeah. That was the same day Devlin was whacked.
Eve: Scott found my bracelet next to Devlin's dead body.
Chris: Well, well. You obviously needed that alibi more
than I thought you did.
Eve: I didn't kill Devlin.
Chris: Hmm......so, how does Lucy Coe fit into all this?"
Eve: Lucy found out about this and she ran as fast as
her little toothpick legs could carry her, straight to Garcia.
Chris: Simple solution--you lose the bracelet and call
Lucy a liar.
Eve: No, I tried. I tossed the bracelet into the harbor,
but Garcia saw me and he dredged the harbor.
Chris: Wild guess. Garcia found it.
Eve: Bingo. Boy, I just hope he doesn't find any blood
on it. I scrubbed that thing so hard.
Chris: Eve, we both took chemistry. Organic trace evidence
is almost impossible to destroy.
Eve: Yeah thanks for the comforting thought, Chris.
Chris: Well there's no point deluding yourself. It's
better to be prepared. So, what do you got planned now to get even with
Lucy?
Eve: Well, I have managed to wrangle my way into being
Lucy Coe's dresser for the Nurse's Ball.
Chris: I thought she already caught you downsizing her
clothes.
Eve: I have an even better plan. Lucy takes these soirees
very seriously, so she's bound to be a bundle of nerves, right? Well, I
will reduce Lucy Coe to a whimpering pile of spandex in front of the whole
town. Chris: Lucy Coe is trying to put you behind bars for the rest of
your life, and all you're going to do is embarrass her? Ooh....
Eve: I may have something else up my sleeve.
Chris: Well, it must be pretty diabolical if you're not
even going to tell me. Just don't leave any bloody fingerprints. Ok, I
have to get going. The board is about to nail Matt and Ellen, and I certainly
don't want to be late.
June 19, 1998
Chris: Whoo! Now you look snazzy tonight.
Eve: I whould love to sit here and bask in the glow of
your admiration, but I must attend to her Royal Highness.
Chris: You're still going to be Lucy Coe's dresser after
everything she's done to you? Eve: Oh, you betcha.
Chris: What do you have planned?
Eve: Just a little bag of dirty tricks.
Chris: Well, that seems to be going around a lot tonight.
Various Quotes
(Eve laments to Chris about her "perfect" roommate, Julie)
Eve: You have no idea what it's like living with someone who does no
wrong.
Chris: Yes, I do.
Eve: You live alone.
Chris: I rest my case.
9/30/97, SOD
(Danielle hangs up on Chris after learning that Jake missed his first
day in the O.R.)
Chris: Hello? Hello? Is it me, or is trouble brewing over at Ken and
Barbie's Dream House?
9/30/97, SOD
(Eve knows how to push Chris' buttons)
Chris: Sorry, I'm not into leftovers.
Eve: Well, you wouldn't know it the way you've been chasing Julie
around!
SID, 11/11/97
(Eve shares her day with Chris)
Eve: I've been observing the most incredible procedure all day. I know
now that I was put on this earth to operate.
Chris: That may be true, just not in a hospital!
SID, 12/2/97
(Chris teases Eve about her bad timing)
Chris: Your luck is unbelievable. Walking in on the Devlin family
reunion?
Eve: Tell me about it! It was like a luge ride into hell. I actually
walked in on a Norman Rockwell painting - the only thing missing was
Devlin saying Grace.
Chris: The welcome mat was definitely not out for you.
Eve: That's an understatement. I felt like a skunk at a lawn party.
SID, 1/13/98
(Eve inspires Chris, if not quite in the way she would like)
Chris: I'll be dreaming of you.
Eve: I can't stop that.
Chris: They'll be X-rated dreams, of course.
Eve: Do you have any other kind?
Chris: Not of you!
SID, 2/24/98
Chris (to Eve): Going out with you is like sitting at a wake.
SOD, 6/16/98
(Chris & Eve flirt in the lab and even kiss until Lucy walks in
on them.
This first starts after Eve comments on the size of Chris's ego.)
Eve: The enormity of your ego is overwhelming.
Chris: You should try the rest of me. (Chris kisses her playfully and
right at that moment Lucy walks in on them and asks Eve if Scott pays her
to kiss other men on company time.)
Eve: This is not a man. It's just Chris.
(Chris to Eve while Eve is searching for discriminating evidence against
Lucy)
Chris: Well, whatever it is you lost, I didn't take it. Unless, of
course, it's the key to your heart.
Eve: Not now Ramsey.
(Eve rests her head on Chris's shoulder)
Chris: Hey, wait a minute. What's this?
Eve: (lifting up her head) Oh, sorry. I slipped. It felt good.
Chris: Don't apologize. (They kiss, and kiss, and kiss some more, until
Eve pulls away)
(After discussing the night before, Chris explains to Eve that he's
having a memorial for Jake because of the stuff he bought to celebrate
his winning the Quartermaine.)
Eve: Well, you could've had a party for me!
Chris: But you didn't put out.
Eve: (laughs) Well you're all heart, Ramsey.
Chris: Thank- you.
Chris: I think you're a remarkable woman. Scott is nuts not to stand
by you. He's the one missing out.
Eve: That's exactly what I needed to hear.
EVE: IF YOU GET CAUGHT PLAYING DOCTOR, MONICA QUARTERMAINE IS GOING
TO
STRING YOU UP BY THE TOENAILS.
CHRIS: I'M JUST HERE COPYING SOME DL-56 NOTES.
EVE: WANT TO HEAR MY NEWS?
CHRIS: DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHY YOU DIDN'T COME HOME LAST
NIGHT?
EVE: OH. ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT LITTLEOLD ME?
CHRIS: JUST CALL NEXT TIME,OK?
EVE: OK. LUCY HAS MOVED OUT OFTHE FIREHOUSE.
CHRIS: WOW.YOU MUST'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY CARE.
EVE: I MUST ADMIT, I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE SOME KIND OF CONCERN FOR THE
NEWLY
SINGL EMISS COE. BUT AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO SPLIT UP SCOTT AND ME, WHAT
I
REALLY FEEL LIKE DOING IS OPENING UP A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
CHRIS: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DELIGHT IN SEEING OTHER PEOPLE GET WHAT'S
COMING
TO THEM. BUT THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO BUY THIS "OH, GOODIE,
LUCY'S
SUFFERING" ACT OF YOURS.
EVE: WHY NOT?
CHRIS: OH, COME ON. YOU AND LUCY HAVE PRACTICALLY FALLEN ALL OVER YOURSELVES
CALLING A TRUCE LATELY. I'M SURPRISED YOU AREN'T EXCHANGING RECIPES.
EVE: WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE LOSING ME HERE.
CHRIS: ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOUR NEWFOUND GLEE ISN'T ABOUT LUCY
REVENGE.IT'S JUST ABOUT THE FACT THAT SCOTT IS NOW UNATTACHED.
EVE: OH, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE,NOW. I'M DATING KEVIN, REMEMBER?
CHRIS: OH.WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT.
EVE: WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
CHRIS: RIGHT, FINE, FINE. LOOK, KEVIN COLLINS IS NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR
T.P.
--YOUR TRANSITIONAL PERSON, OK? YOU'RE USING HIM TO GET OVER
SCOTT, HE'S USING YOU TO GET OVER LUCY -- PERIOD.
EVE: OK.T.U. -- TOTALLY UNTRUE.
CHRIS: LOOK.T.P.s ARE A LOT OF FUN,BUT THEY NEVER LAST, OK?I MEAN, YOU
WATCH. YOU'RE GOING TO BE STOKING THE FLAMES AT THE FIREHOUSE SOON
ENOUGH NOW THAT LUCY IS GONE.T-A --TA.
