About Us

Warning!!! Kaye and Jenny are learning how to drive!! Stay in your homes!! Not even the side walk can save you!!!
You may find the following disturbing because we may seem a little psychotic to you, but everything we say is all perfectly normal.

Hello, our names are Kaye and Jenny. One day, the both of us will be on the show "Mad Libs". We are going to kick some frickin' asses and we are going to WIN like nobodies business!! Throughout this page, you may hear the "man" Jonathan Brandis get mentioned quite a bit. We are very fond of this "man" and we often find ourselves talking about him uncontrollably. We also can not spell...Um.....why dont' you just click here its funny!!

This is a message from Jenny: I would like to say that Kaye did mostly all of the work on this page. I would probably recieve about 3% of the credits on this site. I didn't do much.

About the wonderful, intelligent, incredible, mastermind behind this site Kaye :) hahhaha

Here's a little survey I filled out:

*Name: Kaye
*Age:17
*Location: Southern Alberta
*Favorite movie{s}: Scream, event horizon, the matrix, american pie, the blair witch project
*Favorite magazine(s): Daily Bread, Circus
*Fave Food: Puh-Puh-Puh pizza, CORN POPS ROCK!!
Colors: Green, blue, silver Black
Cartoon character(s): Ralph & Homer
Fruit: Mango *Taste in music: Alternative, punk, heavy metal, rap/metal
*Favorite Soundtrack: spawn
*Fave shows: Mad TV, SNL, Mad Libs(an easy way to get really pissed off), Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, The Tick(!!)
*Fave sports: Rugby & Aggressive in-line, speed walking, curling, lawn bowling,
Where do you shop? Jenny's garbage cans, the dollar store,
Do you swear a lot? Why dont YOU tell me you mother.....
Do you speak any other languages? Que? Ooogen scroogen hahgahndaz
Do you have a tattoo? Yeah, I got Jenny's face tattoed on my ass
Do you have anything pierced? Yes, my ears
Are you a cat or dog person? Both, but apparently Jenny likes my dog a little too much that's why she comes over so often
*Pets: I had an orange for a pet, I dressed him up and everything, but I got hungry later on and ate him, poor thing.  I have a golden Retriever and a kitty.
*Favorite thing to do on the weekend: going around & screaming at people, harrass my friends & people I don't know, flash, streak, work at the corners, asking Lissette "where's my money beeeeiiiiitch!?!?", make my brother cry, make my brother scream like a girl, read, draw, watch TV, talk to myself, watch my neighbours through their windows...etc..etc...you know, the usual...nothing out of the ordinary.....
*Best and Favorite advice or tips you could ever give someone: I know Karate. I know how to kick people in the nuts. Sleep with one eye open, Jenny and Christina like to stalk little boys; I am NOT evil (but I can be); don't get me pissed off (I will most likely NEVER get over it); The famous quote: “Why do today when you can do tomorrow?” Which reminds me, I should take a shower sometime. I'll do it tomorrow.
*Who's your favorite singer{s}/group{s}: Finger Eleven, IME, Rage, Limp, Sevendust, Edwin, Taproot, Orgy, Gob, Beastie Boys, Blink 182, PM5K, Moist, Tool, Deftones etc..etc...
*Craziest or silliest person you know: Me (why the HELL did the last 2 people put my DAMNED name on here?!?!? I'm not saying any names here or anything LISSETTE AND MICHELE!!! You wait till I see you guys!!! I am NOT “CRAZY”!! I'll show you CRAZY the next time I see you 2!!)
*Favorite Friends to hang out with: None cuz they all beat me
*What's the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?: What the hell is that smell?! Why is Lissette looking at me through my window? Who should I stalk today? Should I wear clothes outside?
*Were you "cool" 5 years ago?: When was I ever NOT cool?!?!
*Words or phrases you overuse: Buck Futter, damnit, damed, damn, ascertain, shit, for me to poop on, ok, whatever, beeeiiitch, “you wanna go?!?” "where's my money?! where's my MMMOOONNNEEEEYYYY!!??"
Late night with...: CONAN O'BRIEN!!!
You can visit my rage page Here
Kaye's ICQ #17607916.



About Jenny (the cool one out of us two): My name is Jenny. I play the guitar. I sure like finger eleven a lot.........


Name: Melon.....Walter Melon
Age: 17
Hair/eye color: black/brown hair, brown eyes
Height: 5'4"
Zodiac sign: Virrrrrgo
Where do you live now? Lethbridge
Pets? Fish that keep dying!
Best Friends: Kaye is definitely my best friend :P

FAVORITES:
Food: Potatoes!! Pizza and lucky charms
Bands/Singers: silverchair, finger eleven, Tool, Rage, Linkin Park, System of a Down, Living End, Deftones, Incubus, Taproot, Matthew Good Band, Left Pencey, Limp, Blink, Goldfinger, Machinehead, IME, Jewel.....
Colors: Green and Black
Radio station: 106.7FM
Cartoon character(s):Ralph, Homer, Stewie (family guy), Rugrats, Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Candy: Skittles
Movie: Blair Witch Project, people who thought that movie sucked are stupid! they dont' know anything!! They probably don't even know that rice smells good! They probably don't finish their rice when they have the chance to!!! They suck! They are filthy prostitutes and have lots of arm hair! And you know what? ARM HAIR SUCKS! No, but that movie seriously just fucked with my mind, and i've had nightmares ever since. It's actually probably my LEAST favorite movie. Also, i'd have to choose one of the porn films that kaye makes, but not the ones that she stars in...
TV show: Simpsons, Passions and the Real World. Passions is Kayes favorite show too!
Actor: Seth Green...JONATHAN BRANDIS!
Actress: Angelina Jolie

QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:
Do you do drugs/drink? Nooo.....I prefer sniffing old halloween candy (rockets)!! woooo!
Where do you shop? Uh, stores.
Do you swear a lot? Yeah, i've got the best comebacks ever.
What words/phrases do you over use? "ascertain" "Penis" "boourns"
Do you speak any other languages? Yes, lots -- French, Chinese, Spanish, German, Russian....
Do you want to get married? No, I don't
Do you want kids? I already have 29, but i never WANTED them. After they turned 3, i gave them to Kaye
Do you like to dance? Yes, I like to square dance
Do you smoke? No
Do you have a tattoo? I only wish
Do you have anything pierced? Yes, 9 ear piercings
Do you like McDonalds or Burger King? Micky D's!! I like the yo-yo skipper i got in my happy meal one day. she's fun
Do you think long distance relationships work? No, unless they live in Kipp. I'd date the guys in Kipp anyday!
Are you a cat or dog person? Dog, I don't like poodles though. They pee on my feet. I like Kaye's dog though. She bites peoples asses, and she sure likes to put her nose up peoples privates. She learned that from Kaye.

UM, OTHER QUESTIONS:

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? I would make myself look like bill gates. He's so beautiful. If everyone looked like Bill Gates, the world would be a better place. It would be frickin' PARADISE. I would hit on everyone around me cuz they would be so damn sexy. I wouldn't be able to contain myself. Think about it
If you were to be stuck on an island, what 3 things would you bring? Music, My guitar, and a hot guy in a speedo. That's all I need
If you could change your name...what would it be? Poofingers
What is the most f*cked up thing anyone has ever done to you? Not bringing me to Denny's
What is your most embarrassing moment? This one time when me and abi were selling lawn chairs and people slammed the doors on us. Also, the time abi took a piss on the playground slide while children were watching, i felt embarassed FOR him. And there was this other time when abi was stealing grass and flowers from a hookers front yard, and the leprechaun saw, and he started laughing, and then he told us to make mushroom houses.....
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? I would be at Edgefest '99 all over again. Or else just drunk
What was/is the best advice ever given to you? "Hey poofingers! Take a shower!" and "Don't drink listerine ever again!"
What are your future goals/dreams? To see silverchair and finger eleven again, see tool and rage live, be married to the sexiest man alive (bill gates of course), get really good at guitar, meet Tom Green & shake his hand.
What is your favorite quote? "Don't mean to 'Russia' but we have to leave soon" hahahahahahahahahahaha "It's kind of cold out here. Can i please use your legs as earmuffs?" "Kaye, man, your dad has the nicest ass around." and also "Buck......BUCK FUTTER!!!!!"
What song describes YOU? Black Tangled Heart-silverchair, The Bum Bum Song (lonely swedish)-Tom Green, Can you feel the love tonite-Mr.Elton John, Koala Koala-Kaye and Jenny
What is your dream car? A 2 door toyota Rav 4 convertable!!!!
Describe your dream guy/girl: Has to be male, has right body parts in proper places, has to make me laugh a lot, same music taste, plays guitar...Someone who can seranede me with exotic dancing...look like bill gates
Late night with...: Conan O'Brian!

EITHER/OR:
Rather be tall or short? Tall, but not too tall
Summer or winter? In between or winter
Bath or Shower? Neither
Sandals or Shoes? Sandals
Sun or Moon? Moon
Morning, Noon, or Night? Night
Jewelry or None? Jewelry is cool

HAVE YOU EVER.....

Played strip poker? noooo
Stayed up all night? Yes, I mean no...You see, my curfew is at 7pm, and I'm not allowed outside.
Snuck out of your house? Yes
Commited a crime? No.....
Stalked someone? No, but i've been stalked
Mooned anybody? I've mooned an open road with no one on it.....It was such a bright idea that it couldn't have been mine.......Maybe someone named chrustuna's!!!

DO YOU BELEIVE IN.....

Love at first sight? Nah
Ghosts? Oh yeah, makes me piss my pants
Aliens? yeah, they are always probing me
Reincarnation? Not really. I use to be a duck actually
Angels? i'm not sure yet, although puff daddy seems to be one
Psychics? No, Abi keeps CLAIMING that he is one, but he's a crack-baby
Heaven? Yes, since i'm from there
God? Yeah, I'm god too


Jenny's ICQ #17147186
Jenny also has a silverchair page. How wonderful. If you would like to take a look at it, click here