* Always check the back seat of your car.
* The first time that you are absolutely sure that the monster/killer is dead or the hellgate is finally closed forever, you are in the most danger. Don't relax.
* Objects moving in a mysterious fashion should be considered a very bad sign.
* If on a stormy night, you find a window open which you thought was previously closed, do not close it. It may be your only way out when whatever has come in through it is chasing you.
* If you come into possession of a strange old artifact and any exotic person (old wizened oriental, gypsy, indian medicine man) warns you to do/not do something, do not do just the opposite in order to demonstrate how silly they are.
* Anniversary nights of executions, horrible murders, or terrifying rituals should be viewed with fear. Especially on the spot where the event took place. Most especially on even century anniversaries. And certainly if you or a friend is somehow descended from one of the original participants.
* If one of your group is missing for a while and, upon returning, no longer seems as frightened, assuring you that there is really nothing to be worried about, do not let them get behind you. They have joined the other team.
* If your friend turns into a demon and then suddenly turns back to normal, kill them because they are not normal!
* After you kill the maniac, don't stand anywhere near the body and don't drop the gun, knife or other instrument of death because (1) they are not dead; and (2) you will be needing the instrument of death again.
* Kill the person in the group who suggests that you split up. They will eventually get you killed.
* Kill the greedy person in the group. They will eventually get you killed.
* Never, make fun of the local yocal's stories about deformed killer babies in backwoods towns--you can bet they are real and you might get it angry.
* Never be with the group who plays vicious pranks on the shy strange new kid, those pranksters will soon meet their doom and often in a horribly gory way.
* If the female or male in your group is too scared to shoot when the monster is bearing down on you, grab the gun and shoot the monster yourself or use your weapon to kill both the monster and your friend, especially if there are more monsters around. Your friend was dead weight.
* Go ahead and slap the screaming hysterical girl, she will be the one to distract everyone when there really is danger.
* Nothing is ever over if it is still nighttime.
* If it seems like you have just woken up from a horrible nightmare, chances are you are still in grave danger.
* Take heed of all warnings from animals and children. They usually know more than you do.
* Never run to the top floor of any building if you are being chased by a maniac/monster. Your only way out will be to jump.
* Never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive. It guarantees that you have no future.
* Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased.
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