*This fanfic is narrated completely by Oi-ya and Milo. Mostly Oi-ya, just little bits by Milo.*
Oi-ya: I’m in my fish bowl right now. Waiting for Chad to get home to actually feed me. Sometimes I wonder how he managed to make Solar, but then again Apollo was never very bright on who he chose. Come to think of it Apollo’s never bright on anything!
(Oi-ya hears a door slam downstairs and foot steps pounding up the stairs. Chad walks into the room. He drops his bag on the ground and walks around the room. She wait patiently for him to realize she hasn’t been fed yet. He grabs his MONKEYGIRL™ Tee Shirt and heads for the door. She uses her telephathic mind and freezes his body in place.)
Oi-ya: Chad! I know how important going downstairs to get a popsicle is, but has it ever occured to you that I haven't eaten anything in 3 days!?!?!?
Chad: Oh...uhh you want a popsicle too?
Oi-ya: Yes. Yes I do. Make mine grape.
Chad: Yes your fishy-ness. Now can you unfreeze me?
(Oi-ya unfreezes Chad and he goes down stairs to get some popsicles.)
Oi-ya: Now you may be wondering. Why now are they using a minor character to narrate? And why the fish? Hey I'll have you know that I'm a very important asset to Little Artemis™ and there wouldn't be a comic with out me!
(Chad returns and sticks the popsicle in the fish bowl and then goes downstairs. Oi-ya pecks at the slowly melting popsicle)
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(Back at Tabby’s house. Milo sits on the window sill. Tabby is reading a MONKEYGIRL™ comic and giggling every 5 seconds.)
Milo: Ms.Tabitha please do keep it down; your laughing is making my head ache.
Tabby: Oh, sorry Milo...but you have got to read this issue of MONKEYGIRL™ it’s so funny!!!!
Milo: I’m sure it is....Oh dear...
(Back at Chad’s house......)
Oi-ya: Gee, Chad should’ve been home by now....
(A vision of Artemis appears in front of the fish bowl)
Artemis: Oi-ya! Where’s the Solar? I’ve alerted the Lunarian, Aphrodite has attacked!
Oi-ya: I don’t know...He got me a popsicle and left..don’t know where he went!
Artemis: Oi-ya! I’m shocked! How could you let him be that irresponsible! You should’ve asked where he was going in case this happened! Bad Oi-ya! Bad Bad Bad Oi-ya!
Oi-ya: Hey! It’s not my fault! How am I supposed to watch after that little brat every second! He’s a terrible pupil and I’ve had quite enough of this! I quit!