(In Aphrodite’s palace)
APHRODITE- Music.
HATHOR- What, your Majesty?
APHRODITE- It just occurred to me that music is an intregal presence in the Earth’s society. Adults have their “records”-
EROS- What’s a record?
APHRODITE- (ignoring him)- kids have their “M TV.”
EROS- No, seriously. What’s a record? Mom? Tell me!
APHRODITE- So, if there were a song that carried my hypnotic message of World Domination, there would be no way I could lose!
HATHOR- That sounds familiar. (thinking)
(At school; 6th period. Tabby, Cherry, Mary, Ami, Miranda, + Charu are in choir. Their teacher, Mrs. Stewart, is telling them stuff.)
MRS. STEWART- Our concert is in less than a week, so over the next few days, you have to eat, breathe, sleep, and pretty much live your tape. If you don’t have a tape, write backwards across your forehead: “BRING A TAPE.” How many of you have a tape?
(People raise hands)
MRS. STEWART- Good. How many of you don’t have tapes?
(People, including Miranda, raise hands)
MRS. STEWART- Smack yourselves on the back of the hand! Now, I must attend to a different choir. There is a problem with transportation.
(She exits.)
MARY- Ooh! Miranda’s going to get her legs broke!
MIRANDA- I don’t think that’s legal. I don’t see why we have to have a tape anyway.
TABBY- Neither do I, really. I never use it.
(Its Eliott, with Ryoko, in front of the curtain)
ELIOTT- Some of you may be distressed that I only have one line in Issue #5.
VOICE- Its because we didn’t need you!
RYOKO- Come on! You know its only because you couldn’t spell my name!
VOICE- He wasn’t important last issue! Now shut up, before I kill you both off!
(In Aphrodite’s palace)
APHRODITE- You need to go down to Earth and find five unrealistically proportioned young females.
HATHOR- But shouldn’t they be able to sing, too?
APHRODITE- Don’t be silly, Hathor. 5 of the Muses are going to be singing!
HATHOR- But-
APHRODITE- The five beautiful girls you choose will be singing into dead microphones.
HATHOR- By “beautiful”, do you mean-
APHRODITE- I mean slutty.
HATHOR- I figured as much.
APHRODITE- You will go to Earth disguised as an agent, or something. Hold auditions. Take pictures. I’ll choose the 5 who will most likely make others anorexic, and- the Sugar Girls will be born.
(In another part of the castle, Eros is sitting is a darkened room, staring intently at the Crystal Ball.)
(Eliott is in front of the curtain)
ELIOTT- There has been a misunderstanding about Ryoko. She is a gray esquilax, not pink.
VOICE- You told me you wanted pink!
ELIOTT- No I didn’t! You’re psycho! I’m not gay!
VOICE- Sure, Eliott. Keep telling yourself that.
OTHER VOICES- “But it is pink!” “You said you wanted pink!” “You will get pink!”
(The Voices throw bricks at Eliott.)
ELIOTT- You smell like chilli! (he passes out)
(Tabby, Chad, Ami, Eliott, Cherry, Charu, Mary, Kay, and Miranda are walking to their eating spot. They see a sign advertising: COME BE A SUGAR GIRL! AUDITIONS FRIDAY BY ANNABEL ATHOR MAPLES [Hathor].)
AMI- “SUGAR GIRL”? What’s a Sugar Girl?
TABBY- Is it like a Monkey Girl?
ELIOTT- I doubt it.
CHERRY- I heard its some band these people are forming.
MARY- Not really a band. Its actually-
MIRANDA- (Interrupting) -a group of slutty girls who go up and pretend to sing songs that they pretend to have written.
MARY- That’s not what I was going to say. And I’ll thank you not to interrupt me. (They argue)
KAY- Who’s Annabel Athor Maples?
CHERRY- Probably some agent.
(With Aphrodite)
HATHOR- So how’s this as my disguise?
APHRODITE- For what?
HATHOR- Annabel Athor Maples!
APHRODITE- I don’t like it.
(Hathor changes to her original shape)
HATHOR- What were you thinking?
APHRODITE- Thinking? Huh? What’s that?
HATHOR- I think I’ll go with that disguise, after all.
(At school, the day of the auditions)
(Tabby + friends are trying to push their way through the crowd)
CHAD- Hey! What’s going on here?!
CHERRY- It must be those Sugar Girl auditions.
CHARU- Those preservial harpies!
ELIOTT- “Preservial.” What does that mean?
CHARU- “One who preserves”? I don’t know.
(Two old guys...)
OLD GUY #1- There goes a whole flock of scantily clad young women.
OLD GUY #2- Trouble’s a’ brewin’..
(In another room of Aphrodite’s castle, Eros finds his mother)
EROS- Mom? Is it the first of the month yet?
APHRODITE- Yes.
EROS- Can I see her?
APHRODITE- Yes.
(He follows her into the throne room, where the Crystal Ball is resting on a pillow.)
(Aphrodite waves her hand, and the black Crystal Ball is suddenly clear.)
EROS- Psyche. Psyche!
(A woman inside the ball looks up. She has been crying.)
PSYCHE- Eros! (She runs to the edge of the Crystal Ball.)
(Eros reaches out to touch the side of the Crystal Ball. Aphrodite waves her hand and it is dark inside.)
APHRODITE- You see with your eyes. Not with your hands.
EROS- Please, Mom. I promise I’ll-
APHRODITE- Next month.
EROS- But-
APHRODITE- Next month. (She walks away.)
(Tabby, Ami, Cherry, Mary, Miranda, and Charu are in choir.)
MRS. STEWART- You must have a tape! Bring a tape! Someday, you’ll be glad you have it.
(No one is paying attention [Miranda is writing in a big, green notebook with a red pen!].)
MRS. STEWART- Are you girls paying attention?!
(The bell rings.)
MRS. STEWART- Bring a tape! (she sighs.) You can go.
(Tabby + friends take a while to leave. Eliott + Chad come in. Eliott makes a face.)
ELIOTT- You’re missing T.V. for this?!
(Miranda jumps up and tries to push him out the door.)
MIRANDA- Yes, we are. Go away!
TABBY- Miranda! What are you doing?!
MIRANDA- I’m...I’m just...uh...I’ll stop.
CHERRY- Is there still a huge crowd out there?
CHAD- Yeah. I’ve never seen so many scantily clad girls in one place before. (eager)
ELIOTT- They’re going to have the winners perform at the rally next week.
MIRANDA- Oh, yeah. That really makes me want to go. Whores ‘n’ barrel races. (all that said sarcastically.)
MIRANDA- (serious) Really! They don’t give us any credit. Just how easily amused do they think we are?!?
CHAD- Hey, look! That leaf on that tree is about to fall off!
(They all crowd the window to watch.)
MARY- And there it goes!
ALL- Yay!! Woo! (Various cheers)
(Hathor has a bunch of photographs she is showing to Aphrodite. Aphrodite appears to be in deep thought.)
HATHOR- Here you go. Make your choice.
APHRODITE- (muttering) looks too smart...too small...too conservative...too male...ah! I like these 5! (they look like the evil Spice Girls.)
HATHOR- Okay. Y’know, there are more pictures on their way...
APHRODITE- Notify these 5 of their acceptance.
HATHOR- Yes, your Majesty.
(Aphrodite leaves that room and walks into another. Eros is in this room, along with 4 of the Muses.) (Eros is sulking.)
APHRODITE- Quit moping around. Are the Muses’ songs done yet?
EROS- Almost. Um, Mom?
(Aphrodite is about to leave, but stops.)
APHRODITE- Yes, Eros?
EROS- Can I see her again?
CALLIOPE- Come on, Aphrodite.
EUTERPE- What harm can it do?
APHRODITE- Tomorrow. You can see her again tomorrow.
EROS- (eager + happy) Really?!?
APHRODITE- Yes, but only because I respect the opinions of these four songwriting Muses so.
(Aphrodite exits)
EROS- Oh! How can I ever repay you??
CLIO- Don’t mention it.
ERATO- Your mother is horrible for keeping Psyche imprisoned for no crime but being more beautiful than she.
EUTERPE- It must be horrible for you, Eros.
CALLIOPE- Why don’t you stand up to your mother?
CLIO- Yeah. Don’t let her push you around.
EROS- I can’t. After Dadoo was thrown into the Abyss, I helped her put her life back together. If I were to rise against her, the Fates know what would happen.
(he walks away)
CLIO- Poor guy.
(Mr. Clarke spontaneously pops up.)
CLARKE- Contrary to popular belief, I’m not dead.
(he leaves)
(Hathor is calling the chosen Sluts.)
HATHOR- Hello? Is this Selma Green?
SHOEY- Yes.
HATHOR- Also known as Shoey Sugar?
SHOEY- Yes! Did I-
HATHOR- You got in!
SHOEY- Yes!
HATHOR- Show up at 4:00 pm tomorrow at the address on your audition packet. See you!
(She hangs up; calls another)
HATHOR- Hello? Is this Selma Zabouski?
SIMPLE- Yeah.
HATHOR- Also known as Simple Sugar?
(etc.)
(The next day. Hathor is dressed as Annabel Athor Maples. The Sugar Girls have just arrived.)
HATHOR- (As AAM*) Good. You’re all here. You have all been chosen to be on the Sugar Girls “team.” I like to think of myself as the captain. And...(she sees that their attention is straying) I’ll introduce you all. We have: Shoey Sugar (raises hand); Simple Sugar (raises hand); Ditzy Sugar (raises hand); Slutty Sugar (raises hand); and Cheap Sugar (raises hand).
HATHOR- (As AAM*) We will be making our debut-
DITZY- What’s a debut?
HATHOR- * -our first performance- is at the high school.
CHEAP- What’s a performance?
HATHOR- * -our first job-
SLUTTY- What’s a job?
HATHOR- * -a- what you do for a living!!
SHOEY- You mean wear tight clothes on a Saturday night and look for sailors?
DITZY- We’re going to do that?
HATHOR- * Prostitution?!?! No!!!
SIMPLE- Is that like topless dancing?
HATHOR- * No, No, NO!! You are going to sing, clothed, on a stage!
CHEAP- Can we be scantily clad?
HATHOR- * Sure, as long as no reproductive or mammary glands are hanging out. Any questions?
SLUTTY- Yeah. If people throw money at us, can we keep it?
HATHOR- * Sure. Why not? Here. Learn this song.
HATHOR- (Murmuring) I’m not getting paid enough for this.
(At Aphrodite’s palace; with Aphrodite, 5 Muses, + Hathor)
HATHOR- ...and they’re all so stupid!
APHRODITE- Good. That way, they won’t catch on. Now, I made a few slight changes to the original song that the other Muses wrote.
HATHOR- Changes?
APHRODITE- The first song was too classical; too intelligent sounding.
HATHOR- So you changed-?
APHRODITE- Just the tune and the lyrics.
HATHOR- (Disgruntled) O-kay. Lets hear it.
(Someone, somewhere, starts music.)
URANIA- (singing) If you- what is that word???
APHRODITE- Huh? Oh. (she looks) “Wannabe.”
URANIA- What? Is that a real word?
APHRODITE- Well, it’s not so much a “word”, its...slang...for “want to be.”
URANIA- There isn’t even a “T” in it! And what do you know about slang on Earth??
APHRODITE- Just sing the song, okay?
URANIA- (singing again) If you (ahem) “wannabe” my boyfriend-
POLYHYMNIA- (also singing) You gotta know just what to buy me- wait. Stop. (music stops) Just what is this mindless drivel you have us singing?!?
APHRODITE- Its how the kids today speak. This song is about the materialistic side of the young people of Earth.
THALIA- Um, can we just skip ahead to the next song? I think this one is so mindless that it’s breaking my brain.
HATHOR- Yes. Lets.
(They all turn the pages in their music books)
MELPOMENE- Hey! This is the exact same song!
THALIA- The words are just different!
APHRODITE- Just sing the song, okay?
(Someone, starts music)
TERPSICHORE-(sings) If you (ahem) “wanna” look like us-
THALIA- (sings) You “gotta” be anorexic...Hey!
(And so it goes, on into the night.)
(Its later, at the Rally from Hades.)
MIRANDA- They have us herded in here like cattle, don’t they?
ELIOTT- Moo.
TABBY- It does seem like a big waste of time, doesn’t it?
MARY- Hey- It’s better than class.
CHAD- No, it isn’t.
CHARU- You preservatory harpies! Silence! Cherry’s trying to draw.
CHERRY- I’m fine.
(The principal, Principal Sleator, is trying to silence to crowd.)
PRINICIPAL- Children, Children! Don’t make me flick the lights of and off! (talking dies down.) We have special guests with us today. Say hello to...the Sugar Girls!
(The Sugar Girls go up on a stage and start singing into dead microphones.)
(She backstage: Hathor [as AAM] is backstage, playing a tape of the Muses.)
MIRANDA- (to Cherry) This is terrible.
CHERRY- I wish I was anywhere but here.
TABBY- (to Miranda + Cherry) I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much collagen in one place in my life! And my mother is a washed-up model!
(Chad looks around and sees that the rest of the school is in a trance-like state.)
CHAD- Everyone else looks...hypnotized!
MARY- That’s really creepy.
MIRANDA- Listen to those lyrics!
SUGAR GIRLS- (“singing”) We’re anorexic, and you should be too...If you starve yourself, you’ll be okay...
TABBY- What kind of message are they trying to get across??
CHERRY- It can’t possibly be good.
(Tabby is at home, talking to Chad on the phone.)
TABBY- And on the way home in the car, I must’ve heard those awful “Sugar Girl” songs about a million times!
CHAD- Yeah, I know what you mean. I wanted to throw the radio out the window.
(Marcus + Benjerman come up out of the basement/laboratory)
MARCUS- Tabby? We have a problem.
TABBY- Chad, I’m going to have to call you back. Marcus has a problem.
CHAD- Well, I could have told you that. (Tabby laughs) Okay. Bye.
(Tabby hangs up and faces Marcus + Benjerman)
TABBY- What is it? Whats wrong?
MARCUS- Well, we did some tests at the Academy...
BENJERMAN- And y’know that Sugar Girls band that’s been all over the radio today?
TABBY- Yes?
MARCUS- We ran some routine voice analysis tests on the people who requested their songs.
BENJERMAN- They were all in a trance-like state!
TABBY- You mean, you think the people were hypnotized?
BENJERMAN- Well, sort of. We played some of the songs backwards-
MARCUS- Using precautionary measures, of course-
BENJERMAN- -and we found-
MARCUS- -indistinguishable to the human ear-
BENJERMAN- -a female voice saying, “This is Aphrodite. Listen to this album 20 times a day,” over and over.
TABBY- A subliminal message!
MARCUS- Yes! But who is Aphrodite?
BENJERMAN- The Greek goddess of love and beauty. It must really be some crazy lady going by that name, huh?
TABBY- Maybe a little of both.
(Tabby is in the Great Caves, talking to Artemis + Oi-ya.)
TABBY- -so my brother, Marcus, did some tests at his school for geniuses. He found this- (Tabby plays the tape of subliminal message) -in every song!
OI-YA- This is a really bad thing. It’s a good thing you brought this to our attention. We probably wouldn’t have noticed it.
ARTEMIS- Yes, but what should we do about it?
(From the next room, we hear...)
CHAD- I win!
SOCRATES- Go, Chad!
MILO- I knew you could do it!
APOLLO- You got lucky. Next time...
(Artemis calls...)
ARTEMIS- Chad! Apollo! Put away that challenging game of dominoes! We have more pressing matters to attend to.
(The others walk in)
APOLLO- What? What is so important that you would call me away from a challenging game of dominoes?
ARTEMIS- Tabby’s brother has found a subliminal message from Aphrodite hidden in the Sugar Girls’ songs.
(she plays message.)
CHAD- (in a trance) I will listen to that album 20 times a day...I will-
(Tabby smacks him in the back on the head)
CHAD- Thanks. I needed that.
MILO- Tabitha, how did your brother find this out? Is he a brilliant scientist?
SOCRATES- This can’t be the same brother who called Milo an “excellent specimen of reptilian DNA”! That brother is 10 years old!
MILO- It isn’t, is it??
TABBY- I’m sorry to say, but yes. He’s a science genius. He and his friend Benjerman did the experiment at their school, The Spirit Lake Science Academy for Prodigies.
SOCRATES- That’s creepy.
TABBY- I know. But he only knows science + math. If you asked him what a “pronoun” was-
CHAD- Tabby, you’re babbling.
TABBY- Sorry.
APOLLO- What do you think she’s going to do?
OI-YA- She’ll probably thoroughly hypnotize the townspeople, leaving them open for conquest.
TABBY- What’ll happen after that, Oi-ya?
OI-YA- I dunno.
APOLLO- What can we do to stop this?
SOCRATES- We can’t count on help from the Dark Side, like the time we found out about Tabby’s true feelings about-
(Everyone [Tabby, Oi-ya, Milo, Apollo + Artemis] glares at him.)
TABBY, OI-YA, MILO, APOLLO, + ARTEMIS- Socrates! Shh!!!
SOCRATES- -uh, calamari.
CHAD- Your true feelings about calamari? Isn’t that squid?
TABBY- Never mind.
(It is about a week later. There are 4 radio stations in Spirit Falls, they have changed their names to: KSGR, KSUG, KGAR, + KSHG.)
(Aphrodite’s perspective-)
APHRODITE- Perfect. My plan is progressing quite well. Hathor?!
(She steps up out of a line consisting of herself, Eros, + Eliott.)
HATHOR- Yes?
APHRODITE- You almost have the whole city of Spirit Falls in your grasp! I might have to subtract time from your sentence for this!
HATHOR- Why, thank-you, your majesty! I-I don’t now what to say...
APHRODITE- Then don’t say anything. Now, for phase two of my plan...
ELIOTT- What is it, you “Competency”? (he looks at Hathor, they both laugh to themselves)
APHRODITE- We hold a free outdoor concert in the park. The whole town comes. And we give them a new subliminal message-
(Aphrodite plays message)
MESSAGE- This is Aphrodite. You are now in my control. I am to be Queen of Earth. Make it so.
HATHOR- Ah...but, your Queenship! To insert that message into an already recorded song would mean hours of haggling with the Muses!
ELIOTT- You remember how upset they got during the first recording session!
EROS- Thalia hit you over the head with a chair, remember?
APHRODITE- Yes. That was a pain that lingered. (She rubs head.) But no matter. For I have...a new song! (Hathor rolls her eyes.)
(In another room of the castle, a while later. Eros is sitting in front of a window, gazing out at the gardens. Hator enters the room and looks around. She sees Eros and walks over to him.)
HATHOR- What’s wrong?
EROS- I was, just...thinking about her. (Hathor nods) You know, the whole thing is just so- Sometimes the world seems to be so cold...and unforgiving...It can be a terrible place.
HATHOR- (Stares at him for a long while) Yeah.
(It’s at school, the next day or something.)
MIRANDA- (holds up report card) It’s not fair!! How come Eliott got a higher P.E. grade than me?!? I’ll tell you!! Eliott is a boy!! The teacher favors boys!! It’s all politics!!!
CHAD- Then how come I got the same grade as you, and Tabby got the same grade as Eliott?
(Miranda thinks for a minute.)
MIRANDA- It’s all politics!!!
ELIOTT- Nice try, Chad. Miranda just can’t stand the thought that now we have proof that I’m better than her at something.
(Miranda turns red with anger, but shuts up)
AMI- Would you look at that?
TABBY- What?
AMI- The Sugar Girls are giving a free concert in the park this weekend. That’s kinda stupid, considering that they’re the most popular whores-I mean band-in the city. They could charge about a hundred dollars a ticket if they wanted. I think that those tight, slutty clothes must be cutting the circulation to their nonexistent brains.
TABBY- Y’know, my brother was watching one of their videos-
CHERRY- Really?!! Hee hee hee!!
TABBY- He said it was “purely for scientific reasons”.
MARY- Hee hee! Of course.
TABBY- -and he saw that their lip movements do not correspond with their voices.
AMI- You mean-
TABBY- They’re not the ones singing.
(It’s a while later + Eliott is “alone”)
RYOKO- So, when are you going to tell her???
ELIOTT- What?!?
RYOKO- Tell Aphrodite that the Lunarian knows about the Sugar Girls.
ELIOTT- Oh. Well...
RYOKO- Because if you didn’t tell her, I would. And Aphrodite would be forced to do something unpleasant to you then. And then no one’s happy, Eliott. Especially not you.
(Eliott is on Venus, reporting his finding to Aphrodite.)
ELIOTT- Tab-the Lunarian, I mean-has figured out the Sugar Girls’ secret.
APHRODITE- That they can’t really sing??
ELIOTT- That’s the one.
APHRODITE- Curses. I thought I had those ninnies down there completely fooled.
HATHOR- So, what are we going to do???
APHRODITE- Hathor, we’re going along with the plan. But we’re adding a new twist.
EROS- And that is...?
APHRODITE- We’re increasing security. No one will be able to get in without us knowing. Including Solar and the Lunarian.
TABBY- We’ve got to think of a plan, Chad!
CHAD- I know, I know! But we can’t think up a plan at the drop of a hat!
TABBY- I know what to do! We’ll ask Oi-ya! She always thinks of something!
(a while later)
TABBY- What do you mean, you don’t know what to do?!!
OI-YA- Just that!
CHAD- You have to help us, Oi-ya! We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!
TABBY- But you always think of something! So...
SOCRATES- I have an idea.
TABBY- Shh, Socrates. Oi-ya’s thinking.
SOCRATES- If you replaced the tape Hathor plays in the stereo with something else, wouldn’t the hypnotic message be erased??
CHAD- Oi-ya! That’s brilliant!!!
SOCRATES- But I was the one who-
TABBY- Oi-ya to the rescue again!
CHAD- Let’s go tell Apollo + Artemis!
(As they run out the door, Socrates puts his head under his wing.)
OI-YA- Hee hee hee....
(It is now the day of the concert. In the park, there is a large crowd.)
CHAD- Do you have the tape??
TABBY- Of course. Are you sure you want to keep Hathor distracted??
CHAD- Sure...Solar can handle things.
TABBY- Since when do you refer to yourself in the third person?
CHAD- Tabby, I owe you. You saved me.
(They go their separate ways)
TABBY- (turns + yells back) Chad, you don’t owe me anything!
TABBY- (thinks) I love you.
(Chad hangs back a moment, as if he has heard her thoughts.)
(Eros comes running up to Hathor, who is disguised as AAM.)
EROS- We lost them!
HATHOR- What?!?
EROS- They split up. They’re harder to track that way, but they’re here.
HATHOR- I’ll be on my guard. By the way...when will Psyche be set free??
EROS- Not for a long time.
(While they talk Tabby [as the Lunarian] places a different tape in the tape deck and runs off.)
HATHOR- Wait. I think I heard something. Over there.
(Chad appears)
CHAD- (thinks) I have to keep Hathor from discovering that tape!
(Chad, as Solar, leaps up from behind some boxes.)
CHAD- You mean...over here?!?
(They fight for a while, and it looks kewl. Chad appears to be losing.)
(A taped announcement plays)
ANNOUNCER- And now...the Sugar Girls!!!
(The audience cheers.)
(The switched tape starts to play. We hear Mrs. Stewart’s voice...)
MRS. STEWART- Okay. Alto part for “Never is a Dream.”
(single piano notes play.)
MRS. STEWART- Here’s the Soprano Two part...
AUDIENCE MEMBER 1- Hey! What’s going one???
(Like idiots, the Sugar Girls are mouthing the words to their songs)
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2- This is all a sham!!!
RIOT STARTER- Let’s trash the place!!!
ALL- Yeah! (a riot breaks out.)
(backstage...)
HATHOR- Nooooo! I’ve failed again!!!
EROS- Uh oh. Do you hear that???
(A stampede of people come bursting backstage)
RIOT STARTER- You can’t claim the reward unless you have 51% of the manager’s carcass!!
HATHOR- Uh oh. Eros, time for us to leave.
(They vanish.) (Chad does too.)
(Tabby and Chad are walking home amongst the debris from the riot.)
TABBY- Well, how ‘bout that! I finally used my choir tape!
(Tabby is sitting in a chair, holding this issue of the comic. Chad is standing behind her.)
TABBY- Some of you may have been confused, even frightened, by the presence of the new character “Charu.”
CHAD- “Where did she come from?” “Who is she?” And “What is she doing here?” are frequently asked questions about Charu. Well, one day, Tabby went to her locker...
(Flashback!!!)
TABBY- La dee dah~ (she opens locker)
(Charu springs out of locker.)
CHARU- You preservial harpie!! Get thee hence!!
TABBY- Uh, who are you, and why are you in my locker?
CHARU- I’m Charu, and I have nothing better to do.
(back to Tabby + Chad)
TABBY- And that’s the story of Charu.
CHAD- I was telling the story.
TABBY- Oh, well.
CHAD- FYI, Issue #7 will be narrated by me. Don’t be alarmed.
TABBY- So long for now from the cast of Little Artemis!!