Alive Again

2-Legged Pete vs. "Slick" Ric Muffler
Winner: "Slick" Ric Muffler

Tex Adams vs. Bob Miller
Winner: Bob Miller

Hempford the Hippie vs. Ski-Mask Malloy
Winner: Hempford the Hippie

Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez vs. The Jester
Winner: Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez

Lance Sydal vs. Bob Miller vs. Johnny Star vs. Tex Adams
Winner: Lance Sydal

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Results:

Rain threatened to put an end to the fun, but the rain got out of the weather system mere hours before the gates open, and the show went on as scheduled.

The WWA officials expected a mere 25 attendance to this show, yet as it turned out, the show was performed for more than 45 people!  The crowd took a while to get warmed up to this atmosphere, but after some great matches, they really got into it!

Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez was the guest announcer, he had a severe arm injury that prevented him from wrestling.  He announced the show.

"Alive" by Pearl Jam played after the arena had completely filled to capacity, and the wrestlers of the WWA entered the ring triumphantly, and told a little about themselves.

Cubano Morono: Cubano guest announced.
Lance Mysterio
Bob Miller
Tex Adams
Johnny Star
"Slick" Ric Muffler
2-Legged Pete

Lance Mysterio worked on the outside of the ring, building a stack of chairs and boards, as the other wrestlers talked about themselves inside the ring.  Lance got to the top rope, and vowed to put the hated champion Johnny Star and the silly Tex Adams through the boards and drywall.  
	Tex and Johnny conspired shortly, and pushed Lance off of the top-rope ladder, directly through the stack!  Lance was hurt badly, and was helped out of the arena backstage by a respectful and likeable Sgt. Bob Miller.

With Lance hurt, Cubano Morono announced that Lance wouldn't be fighting in the main event!

2-Legged Pete vs "Slick" Ric Muffler: Out came 2-Legged Pete, ready to face the hated used-car-salesman "Slick" Ric Muffler.  "Slick" dominated the handicapped 2-Legged Pete, and finished him off with a hard military press-to-powerslam.  After the match, "Slick" gave Pete the beating of his life.
	But then "Slick" took away Pete's fake leg, and sold it back to him for the not-so-low price of $499.00, by contract!

Bob Miller vs. Tex Adams: Next up came the Hair vs. Hair match with Sgt. Bob Miller vs. Tex Adams. Johnny Star appeared, and said that he was going to make sure that someone would be humiliated at the match.  Tex dominated the first part, although Sgt. Bob did occasionally verbally assault Tex! Tex used vertical suplexes, hard boots, and Bob did a version of the stunner. Eventually,  Tex finished Bob off with the Texas Tornado in the middle of the ring.  
	Bob was held down by Johnny, and just as the hair was about to be shaved off, Bob struggled and low-blowed Tex.  Tex rolled out of the ring, and Johnny left.  
	But Tex wasn't through.  He was determined to humiliate Sgt. Bob this show.  
	Bob then said that he wanted to himiliate Tex also, so he challenged Tex to a loser wears a dress match! Tex was stunned, but he accepted.
	The match started right off.  Bob rushed in with a trash can, and slammed Tex in the back with it.  Tex was hurt, but not done.  Bob kept attacking Tex.  Tex somehow got to the outside of the ring, and got out a tabletop.  Tex was about to powerbomb Bob on it, but Bob threw punches while up in the powerbomb, and took a stunned Tex down onto the tabletop.  Bob assaulted Tex with the table top.  
	Later, Bob went to the outside, and got a cookie-sheet and a board.  Tex did the same, and Tex chased Bob.  Bob and Tex got into the ring, and Bob tried to hit Tex.  Tex blocked it and hit Bob with a cookie-sheet.  
	In the end, Bob ended up getting the upper hand and giving Tex a huge "Showstopper" on top of a large sheet of drywall.  A chunk of the drywall broke off after the impact of Tex's head.  Tex was pinned, and Bob put the dress onto him.  Tex left the arena, disgraced.

Hempford the Hippie vs. Ski-Mask Malloy: The next match pitted the rookie Hempford the Hippie vs. Ski-Mask Malloy III.  Hempford utterly dominated, getting huge crowd reactions for several of his patented/signature moves.
	Before the match, Hempford vowed to bring "Peace, Love, and Happiness to every single wrestler in the WWA!"
	The LSD (Leg Super Drop) was put onto Malloy with a cookie-pan on his head, and Hempford continued to assault Malloy, using his excellend elbow drop over the top rope.  Malloy was demolished, and was pinned for the 1-2-3 by Hempford.
	Malloy left saying "Oh well, I tried my best."  The WWA wonders if ANY of the Malloy family will ever win...
	The WWA would like to compliment Hempford on an excellent debut.

Intermission of the show, as the 45+ fans got up from the sunny area and purchased the concessions available...

Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez vs. Jester: Part two of the show, after the intermission started out with a Mystery Opponent vs. The Jester for the Intercontinental Title.  Cubano Morono sat at the announcers table as music by Santana started to play! Cubano got into the ring, and pulled off his sling, revealing that he wasn't injured at all!
	Cubano called out Jester and insulted the American fans in the audience.  He spat on one fan and said that one of the fans was a "fatty."  He then went to speak to a female in the audience, saying, "Hey, look at that domesticated canine...oh, wait! That's a GIRL!"
	Suddently, smoke of all colors came out of teh entrance way, and wacky music played.  The man known as the Jester entered, spraying the fans with silly string and telling bad jokes.
	The match started, bringing Cubano into the lead early on.  Cubano even dared to give the Jester an impressive spinning-heel-kick in the corner, and slammed Jester with cookie pans several times.  
	However, Jester got the upper-hand when he embarrased Cubano by smashing whipped cream into his face.  Jester came on with flying moves of his own.  But Cubano gained the upper hand again.  
	Jester once again came to power with some swift kicks and a pan-shot, and set up Cubano on a ping-pong-table board between two steel chairs.  Jester got to the rim of the ring, and did a flip (plancha) down to the board... but Cubano moved!  Cubano got up as Jester layed in a wreck inside the mess of broken board and tattered chairs.
	Jesters back injured, Cubano seemed sure of the win, but somehow Jester got up.
	Suddenly, in a mass of smoke, a mysterious dark figure ina  ninja suit stood by the ring.  He stood ominously as Jester once again got the upper hand.  Right as Jester noticed the "mystery-assasin" on the outside of the ring, the ninja threw a cloud of pepper-powder in Jesters eyes, blinding him temporarily.  Cubano then lifted the Jester, and slammed him in a variation of the "Razor's Edge" onto the ring.  The pin was counted, and Cubano Morono's
armed was raised.
	Cubano Morono was the new Intercontinental Champion, yet after the match the "ninja" attacked Jester with a dive with a metal sheet off of the top.  Jester left injured, and Cubano went back to the announcers table the New IC champ.

Tex Adams vs. Johnny Star vs. Bob Miller vs. Lance Sydal (injured?):
	This match can only be described as "unbelievable."  Johnny Star, the reigning champ came out on a red carpet in front of a small pyro-display.  He got into the ring, only to be met by a barrage of cans from the audience.  We could see early that the crowd was not on Johnny's side.
	Next came Bob, determined as always.  He brought his U.S. flag, and saluted once again.
	Then, came Tex Adams, getting an outburst of laughs from the crowd as he walked out in his  pink flower skirt.  He tried not to listen to the crowd, but ended up taking off the dress so he could have a chance at winning the match
	The three competetors stared eachother down.  Suddenly, a green smoke billowed from the woods behind the arena... the crowd was stunned as Lance Mysterio emerged, looking as ready as ever, even with an arm-brace on.  Lance got into the ring and said he was ready to win the World Title.
	Johnny and Tex were about to fight, when the both dashed to the corner and tagged in Lance and Bob.  Lance and Bob grudgingly fought.  Lance did amazing moves, technical and exttreme high-flying assaults, and Bob's deadly counters made for great competition.  The both bounded off of any corner there was, amazing the crowd as Tex and Johnny looked on.  After several Japanese Armdrags and flip-reversals, Lance and Bob tagged in the hated Johnny
Star and the mean Tex Adams.
	Tex tried to hit Johnny, but Johnny was too quick.  Tex hit Johnny in a double-collision, and both men were down.  Lance darted into the ring and head-butted the two together, sending them rebounding off of the posts and back to the middle again, as Lance went to the top and did his patented flying flip-clothesline off of the top.
	Lance attempted to pin both, but he was interrruped by Bob, who splashed all three, and then proceeded to washboard all three as they were layed out across the ring.
	Tex & Johnny rolled out and battled with many weapons on the outside, including boards, trash cans, poles and sticks as Lance and Bob battled with more amazing moves on the inside, including a tilt-a-whirl slam reversed into a flying head-scissors.   Tex was brought back into the ring, and was squished, sqwashed, and kicked down onto the canvas.
	Tex was down, and Lance and Johnny both went for the pin at the same time.  Lance wouldn't have it, and he hit Johnny and went back for the pin.  Tex kicked out, and Johnny was hit by another pan by Bob Miller.  Johnny, out, Bob went on the offense.  Tex got up, and Lance did a twisting drop kick to Tex, knocking him down.  Just then...
	Bob went to the top rope.  But Lance caught him and did a walking sit-down body slam to Bob, using Bob's momentum from the top.
	The ref counted the  1-2-3 as Bob was pinned, and Lance Mysterio became the WWA World Heavyweight champion.
	After the match, Tex got mad and chokeslammed Lance through a set-up bookshelf. 
	Lance claimed his prize after he got up.  Tex and Johnny left, and Bob and Lance shook hands and walked off together.