Massacred on the 23rd

Regular Match: 2-Legged Pete vs. Burger King

Grudge Match: The Jester vs. Tatsumaki

For #1 Contendership: : Bob Miller vs. "Slick" Ric Muffler

"I Want My Hat Back" Match: Hempford the Hippie vs. The Jester

[Intercontinental Title] Cage Match: Tex Adams vs. Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez

[World Title] Falls Count Anywhere: Lance Sydal vs. Bob Miller

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Results:

RESULTS:

At the beginning of this show, none other than Tex Adams came out, and announced to the fans that he would be the special guest commentator for the rest of the evening. The fans weren't too happy about this.

2-Legged Pete vs. Burger King: 2-Legged Pete came out, cheerful as usual, knowing that this match might be his last...because this was the debut of the fattest, most overweight and bingeful man ever to enter NRW. His name was Burger King. Burger King came out to the ring, and began eating all of the food that the audience had purchased. Finally after this binge, the match started. BK crushed Pete's frail body with several splashes and collisions, and got the pin. As BK left the arena, he suffered a small heart attack, but managed to leave on his own. Pete needed to be assisted out, however.

Jester vs. Tatsumaki: This match was a result of "Alive Again" when Tatsu blindsided Jester in his match with Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez. This match was full of high flying tactics, including many innovative armdrag takeovers and takedowns, plus several acrobatic sequences which left the crowd enthralled. Tatsumaki even threw powder in Jester's face to try to get the win, and it may have worked. Although Jester tried his maany arial assaults in this match, he could not compete with Tatsumaki's martial arts skills. Jester found himself being dismantled.  He did manage to get in one hurricanrana by jumping off of the top rope and onto Tatsu's shoulders, and another hurricanrana by reversing a sky-high, but it was all for naught. Tatsumaki got the win when Hempford the Hippie entered the ring and stole Jester's hat! Jester chased Hempford through the rest of the evening...and Tatsumaki was declared winner by countout!

Cubano Morono then came out and talked trash to the fans for a little bit, whilst holding his recently gained Intercontinental Championship Title.

Bob Miller vs. "Slick" Ric Muffler: Bob came out and gave high fives to all of the fans, but was interupted when "Slick" Ric came to the ring and declared, "I'll close more deals in a week than you fans will close the doors on your new mobile homes!" Needless to say the fans weren't happy. Bob and "Slick" battled eachother in this match, "Slick" using his power combos to dismantle Bob. Bob actually caused "Slick" to be put through a table, and some other items as well, using his quickness an technical skill. "Slick" couldn't get up after that devastating fall, and Bob was announced the winner...

Suddenly, Jester and Hempford appear, the chase continuing. They finally collided in the middle of the ring, and Jester demanded a match!

Jester vs. Hempford the Hippie: Jester's extreme high flying skills proved very effective against Hempford...but Hempford was not without his "charms." He used his innovative slams to try to dismantle Jester, but kept being distracted by the fans throughout the match. Jester was slammed onto a door between two chairs, which didn't break. Hempford tried splashing him through it, and it still didn't budge. Hempford even did a huge stomp to Jester's midsection. Jester tried to laugh it off, but was met by a pump handle slam on the outside. Jester, however, got the win with a huge cross body off of the top rope, after giving Hempford the Pie To The Face.

Tex Adams vs. Cubano Morono Raul Sanchez: This match was a first for the federation. This was actually a cage match! Chicken wire surrounded the ring around the posts, and Cubano and Tex battled inside. Tex used powerbombs, spinebusters, harsh pan shots to take out Cubano, and Cubano tried his newly found arial assaults to take down Tex. Tex was declared the winner after a harsh "Texas Tornado" onto the rolls of sharp caging which had fallen inside the ring. TEX ADAMS - NEW IC CHAMP!

Bob Miller vs. Lance Sydal: Bob and Lance had a back and forth match with both hardcore and technical moves. Lance did moonsaults, planchas, huge armdrag reversals to take out Bob, but Bob was often too quick. Bob used his finely tuned technical skills against Lance in this match, doing huge head scissors, swinging DDT's, and his patented Texas Cloverleaf. Lance powerbombed Bob through  a piece of drywall between two chars about halfway into the match, and Bob somehow managed to get up. Bob finally finished off Lance after stacking a large amount of boards and other items on him, and doing the Stars & Stripes Splash off of the top-rope ladder to the outside. BOB MILLER - NEW WORLD CHAMP!