| Lance Sydal | The Hardcore Luchadore | ||
| Hempford the Hippie | Peace and Love Personafied | ||
| Frank Apollo | Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal | ||
| Burger King | The Glutton from Hungary | ||
| Bob Miller | Revenge...United States Style | ||
| Jester | This Guy is No Joke! | ||
| Tatsumaki | The Mystery Assassin | ||
| Matthew Idol | The Eighties Live Again! | ||
| "Slick" Ric Muffler | NRW's Own Used Car Salesman | ||
| Ski-Mask Malloy III | The Malloy "Dynasty" Continues! | ||
| 2-Legged Pete | He's got TWO* legs! (*one) | ||
| "Cubano Icono" Raul Sanchez | Don't Criticize Him for His Actions!
| Johnny Star
| He's From Hollywood!
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| Tex Adams | Resigned
| The Bodyguard
| FIRED!
| Blake Blazer
| FIRED!
| Cy Kolune
| Admitted to the Mental Hospital
| The Outsyder
| FIRED!!!...FOREVER!
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